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"War Machine" Busted for Fighting at Gay Club

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With a name like War Machine, what do you expect to happen?

Former "Ultimate Fighter" badass Jon Koppenhaver, who goes by the aforementioned MMA nickname, was picked up by Las Vegas PD for misdemeanor battery Saturday morning after allegedly getting into a tussle at Krave Nightclub -- a place described by one of their reps as "gay ... but very straight-friendly."

Post #1   2/11/09 3:17:50AM   

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This guy keeps digging his grave
Dig up stupid!
Its a shame cause he has some talent but **** like this seems to happen alot with him.

Post #2   2/11/09 3:50:21AM   

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i wish i was there when the cops arrested him:

cop: "what is your name son?"

"war machine"

hahaha!

Post #3   2/11/09 3:56:52AM   

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Rumor has it that the club is one big walk-in closet.

So we all know what happens when someone leaves the club.

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Post #4   2/11/09 4:39:45AM   

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Posted by Mungooch

This guy keeps digging his grave
Dig up stupid!
Its a shame cause he has some talent but **** like this seems to happen alot with him.




I'm not sure why, but reading the story then looking at your av brought serious lol's.

Post #5   2/11/09 5:22:04AM   

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What the hell is his problem?

Seriously, c'mon.

Post #6   2/11/09 5:45:00AM   

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Posted by lohmann

What the hell is his problem?

Seriously, c'mon.



repressed homosexuality sounds like a strong possibility.

-edit- unless he was unaware that he was going to a gay bar, which seems kind of unlikely.

(this isn't an insult I want to clarify that just incase. It's a legitimate possibility.)

Last edited 2/11/09 7:09AM server time by Aether
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Post #7   2/11/09 6:06:55AM   

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this sux i knew the man had problems back on the show with some of the stuff he said, but he has talent and poetential, he just keeps getting worse. Hopefully he can grow up and get his head on straight(no pun intended) and someday i will get to watch him agian!.

Officer:
Whats your name.

War Machine:
War Machine

Off:
You gonna have to work with me, now whats your name:

WAR MACHINE!!!

OFf:
Pulls out stick and hits WM over head!

continues like this until the peeps at teh gay club save WM!

Post #8   2/11/09 6:49:26AM   

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This guy needs to get his life together.

Post #9   2/11/09 7:39:05AM   

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wasnt one of these topic JUST closed by DCRage. who wants to bet he does the same to this. i dont wanna hear about this guy anymore. he should have had his license revoked a long time ago. people takes some enhancement drugs and they get **** on but a licensed fighter acts like this and he gets a slap on the wrist. what kind of msg are we sending here. he gives the sport a bad name. and whats this stuff about legally changing his name to war machine ?

Post #10   2/11/09 9:00:12AM   

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The UFC didnt Fire Him because he was bad.
The Fired him because he was bad for their company and the sport.

Post #11   2/11/09 9:32:45AM   

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Posted by xAcidburNx

wasnt one of these topic JUST closed by DCRage. who wants to bet he does the same to this. i dont wanna hear about this guy anymore. he should have had his license revoked a long time ago. people takes some enhancement drugs and they get **** on but a licensed fighter acts like this and he gets a slap on the wrist. what kind of msg are we sending here. he gives the sport a bad name. and whats this stuff about legally changing his name to war machine ?



Koppenhaver legally changed his name due to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling trademarking the "War Machine" nickname for their wrestler Rhino.

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War Machine is headed down a very rough path in life. Let alone getting into a bar fight but at a Gay bar... not so good!

Post #13   2/11/09 9:43:40AM   

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i can see john walking in to the club with a pink leopaRD see through shirt on screaming " I AM WAR MACHINE... BUT SEX MACHINE FOR THIS NIGHT"

Post #14   2/11/09 11:14:18AM   

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War Machine is the gift that keeps on giving.

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