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Posted by higdon10

Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong once got in a who has more testicles contest. Norris won by 3.




i was really laughing my ass off when i read that

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Post #46   2/7/09 4:47:30PM   

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Posted by higdon10

Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong once got in a who has more testicles contest. Norris won by 3.




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the new and improve chuck ..

Post #48   2/11/09 10:16:41PM   

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Posted by beerman77

the new and improve chuck ..




u cannot improve chuck

Post #49   2/12/09 8:43:35AM   

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Post #51   2/14/09 8:17:02PM   

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To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Post #52   2/19/09 10:28:35AM   

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Posted by Mattchoo

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.



Fail

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When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesnt send them to the Recylcing bin. He sends them to hell.

Chuck Norris has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

When Chuck was asked why he never goes to the bathroom, he replied, "What happens in Chuck Norris, stays in Chuck Norris."

Onions do not make Chuck Norris cry, Chuck norris makes onions **** themselves.

Chuck Norris' family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.

The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Chuck Norris was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.

When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the cops go with a warning.

Chuck Norris' orgasm leaves an exit wound.

There are only 4 horseman of the apocalypse, because Chuck Norris prefers to walk.

Chuck Norris has beat the **** out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.

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I have known about all the Chuck Norris jokes and had heard a lot of them.............................or so I thought. I had to stop a few times reading this thread, to let my self breath from laughing so hard. i am pretty stoned, but still funny as ****.

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Chuck Norris, High Powered Dragon Kick

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Chuck Norris vs Attack Helicopter

Nothing is capable of beating this man.

Norris vs Attack Helicopter

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Chuck Norris roundhoused a square in half and made the first triangle

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