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yo momma's so ugly i pressed her face in some dough and made some gorilla cookies

Post #16   10/15/08 9:43:53PM   

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Your momma's so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your momma's so fat, she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Your momma's so fat, folk exercise by jogging around her!

Your momma's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your momma's so fat,she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Your momma's so fat, she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Your momma's so fat, NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Your momma's so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Your momma's so fat, small objects orbit her.

Your momma's so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Your momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Your momma's so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Your momma's so fat, she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Your momma's so fat, when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Your momma's so fat, she could be the eighth continent.

Your momma's so fat, she nearly put Safeway out of business

Your momma's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Post #17   10/16/08 1:01:48AM   

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Yo mama is sooooo stooooopid that she couldn't even organize a blow job at a cock suckers convention.


Post #18   10/16/08 3:16:47AM   

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your mom is likle doorknob everyone gets a turn.
your moms so fat she jumped up and got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhh

now jokes on ppl your so ugly your mom had to tie a steak around your neck so the dog would play with you

Post #19   1/15/09 6:31:47PM   

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Your momma's so fat she's got more rolls then a bakery

Post #20   1/15/09 7:11:35PM   

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yo mamas so fat when nasa saw her they decieded pluto wasnt a planet after all

yo mamas so ugly she sat ringside at an mma event and caused fedors only loss

Post #21   1/15/09 7:33:02PM   

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Yo mama is so fat she sat on the bible and Jesus popped out!!

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Yo momma's so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

Post #23   1/25/09 12:53:46PM   

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Yo mama's so old, she shoots powdered milk out of her titties

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