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I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHA F*CKER

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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom


Posted by emfleek


Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Going out with your buddy who gets invited back to the hot chicks house and your stuck chllen with the fat freind till 4am while hes beating up the hotties guts upstairs.





Ahhh...the D.U.F.F.

We've all been there. Half of us ended up nailing the D.U.F.F. too. There's nothing wrong with a little hoggin' from time to time. It makes you appreciate life a little more.



Yeah the designated ugly fat friend always has to accompany her hot friend i dont get it you know shes like the fat cheerleader from high school theres always one i mean its like equal oppurtunity or some shit .But i've moved on from the duff days..We're in the Silver Fox Phase these days.



<--- Banged the sh!t out of the fat cheerleader(was a screamer)

Finding hair in your food or as my daughter just found a finger nail in her ice cream

when your car breaks down

when the UFC goes every where but your town

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He's been known to cure narcalepsy by just walking into a room. His orgin donation card list his beard. He is a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any idea's

he is SpiderSilva

Post #46   9/24/08 8:17:56PM   

so much to do, so little time

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Stepping in dog crap with bare feet and having it squish between your toes.

Walking in on your girlfriend when she is taking a crap on the toilet.

I haven't had good experiences with crap

Post #47   9/25/08 12:51:02AM   

BANNED

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the WWE
racism
people that cant drive
head on commercials
being put on hold
telemarketers
girlfriend stealing covers in middle of night
blacking out
running out of green
getting pulled over


Post #48   9/25/08 1:29:48AM   

emfleek
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GF's insisting on leaving the bathroom door open while dropping ass.

The pork burgers I grilled last night.

Cold coffee.

Starbucks

Falling down

Post #49   9/25/08 9:11:00AM   

mkiv9secsupra
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Season: 41-29 (#1810)
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Posted by emfleek
Falling down



Falling down in public

Post #50   9/25/08 9:17:29AM   

emfleek
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LARRY THE F'ING CABLE GUY / "Git 'er done"

Post #51   9/25/08 9:22:59AM   

mkiv9secsupra
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Career record: 211-136
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Miller Lite and Steel Reserve
Vodka
Drivers that use their turn signal AFTER they are halfway in the lane
People who dont stop talking
Taking a shit and running out of toilet paper.
Getting hit in the face with a big black didlo....

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Post #52   9/25/08 9:41:54AM   

Taylor8766
In Full Mount

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Posted by Twenty20Dollars

school.



I agree

Post #53   9/25/08 10:14:28AM   

SUUUUUUUUGAR

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Posted by postman

Your boss telling you that you can no longer use the company van to make the 60 mile round trip treck from home to work anymore.

Your boss telling you that the company can no longer afford to pay for your company issued cell phone anymore.

Your boss telling you the mini gym that was cool you set up last winter has to come down when asked why are we going to be using that space he says no just cant have it anymore.

When you tell your boss you can't take the above pay cuts:
1. About $75 a week (not to mention only owning 1 car so I will need another plus car INS)
2. New cell phone bill is $50 a month
3. Gym membership about 45 a month
He replies there not pay cuts just extras you won't be reciving anymore.

Your land lord telling you that water will no longer be included in the rent.

All off this taking place between Aug 1 and last thursday.......That sucks!!!!



Dude that's harsh... hang in there

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Post #54   9/25/08 10:38:49AM   

Boo_Radley21
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A five day marathon of CSI: New York on Spike.

A marathon of the other CSI once a week...always reruns

Post #55   9/25/08 2:16:52PM   

The_Ho_Bag
In Full Mount

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kimbo slice =)

Post #56   9/25/08 2:22:43PM   

GREEN MAN

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Posted by mkiv9secsupra

Getting hit in the face with a big black didlo....



yes, yes that does suck...

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Post #57   9/25/08 2:23:04PM   

The_Ho_Bag
In Full Mount

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Career record: 116-89
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Posted by jiujitsufreak74


Posted by mkiv9secsupra

Getting hit in the face with a big black didlo....



yes, yes that does suck...



yessss

Post #58   9/25/08 2:44:31PM   

Bowen50
In Full Mount

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waking up 3 minutes before your alarm goes off
listening to George W. Bush speak
LARPing
Emo Hippies

Post #59   9/25/08 2:50:19PM   

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FFS it won't come come out but it's supposed to be a pic of Jenns Jameson

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Post #60   9/25/08 4:56:23PM   
 
 
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