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three_days_of_grey
MMA Regular
Career record: 145-93
Season: 37-29 (#3249)
Location: Stockton, CA.
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Things that suck for me:
1) When I can't run over the fucktard who jaywalks in front of me thinking they are bad-asses. Let me show you what 2 tons of steel at 40 m.p.h. will do you your 150lb bony ass.
2) Birds that crap on my damned car after I get done washing it.
3) The stoopid wanna-be gangsters that have to tag on everything with thier lame-ass nickname. I'm all for graffitti as art, but writing your name in a way that nobody can ******* read anyway, sucks monkeynut. Your parent(s) should have sold you.
4) Movies with Hugh Grant.
5) CA redemption value on soda bottles.
6) Adults who want to discuss the following with me: NASCAR, Harry Potter, and Star Trek/Wars.
7) The fact that I can't impreganate the following women with my demon seed: Angelina Jolie, Sarah Chalke, Paula Patton, Eliza Dushku, and Nikki Cox.
8) The fact that thousands of people die everyday none of which are named Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton.
9) People who dress thier dogs in name-brand clothes.
10) People who carry their dogs in little purses. FYI, that's not a dog. It's a f'ing rat. A real dog would eat that hairless creature in your purse and then turn on you for dessert.
11) Names for hurricanes: If there was a hurricane named 'Hurricane Run Mofo Run.. or 'Hurricane Survival Probability Zero' maybe people would get the hell out instead of wondering why they are knee-deep in bacteria-infected shit-water.
12) Going back to work instead of typing number 13.
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Post #31 9/24/08 4:07:27PM
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# 1 In The Hood G
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Career record: 222-123
Season: 45-25 (#854)
Location: Pennsylvania
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Dudes who drive pontiac sunfires
Nascar----Non Athletic Sport Catering All Rednecks.
Working with a bunch of middle-aged women who are either Widowed,Divorced,never been married or going thru Menopause<--however its spelled i dont really need to hear about your hot flashes.
Road Construction..If you live in Pennsylvania you'll understand
Getting your drivers license re-newed and having to wait inline behind the hot chick or old lady who has to take her picture 17 times.I can see the screen you look the same in each one.
Going out with your buddy who gets invited back to the hot chicks house and your stuck chllen with the fat freind till 4am while hes beating up the hotties guts upstairs.
Karaoke and the people who think they're good at it.
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When i kiss a girl it normally taste like alcohol-Melvin
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Post #32 9/24/08 4:26:34PM
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BANNED
Career record: 116-60
Season: 45-21 (#854)
Location:
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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Road Construction..If you live in Pennsylvania you'll understand
i would say LACK OF road construction.........if u lived in mississippi u'd understand
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Post #33 9/24/08 4:36:22PM
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emfleek
Heavyweight Champ
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Career record: 127-62
Season: 53-17 (#30)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Going out with your buddy who gets invited back to the hot chicks house and your stuck chllen with the fat freind till 4am while hes beating up the hotties guts upstairs.
Ahhh...the D.U.F.F.
We've all been there. Half of us ended up nailing the D.U.F.F. too. There's nothing wrong with a little hoggin' from time to time. It makes you appreciate life a little more.
PS...D.U.F.F. = Designated Ugly Fat Friend...hot chicks hang out together and they ALWAYS have a D.U.F.F. tagging along.
Last edited 9/24/08 4:43PM by emfleek
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Post #34 9/24/08 4:42:09PM
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Career record: 222-123
Season: 45-25 (#854)
Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted by emfleek
Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Going out with your buddy who gets invited back to the hot chicks house and your stuck chllen with the fat freind till 4am while hes beating up the hotties guts upstairs.
Ahhh...the D.U.F.F.
We've all been there. Half of us ended up nailing the D.U.F.F. too. There's nothing wrong with a little hoggin' from time to time. It makes you appreciate life a little more.
Yeah the designated ugly fat friend always has to accompany her hot friend i dont get it you know shes like the fat cheerleader from high school theres always one i mean its like equal oppurtunity or some shit .But i've moved on from the duff days..We're in the Silver Fox Phase these days.
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When i kiss a girl it normally taste like alcohol-Melvin
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Post #35 9/24/08 4:46:09PM
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kaskd
MMA Regular
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Career record: 172-87
Season: 48-22 (#191)
Location: Hawaii
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Picking Mousasi and your sparring partner who is light years better than you bet on Manhoeff. and instead of paying up decides he's just going to beat your ass in frustration. 
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Post #36 9/24/08 5:04:30PM
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dannyfrank
MMA Sensei
Career record: 56-38
Season: 37-25 (#2961)
Location: Chuck Town
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Posted by emfleek
Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Going out with your buddy who gets invited back to the hot chicks house and your stuck chllen with the fat freind till 4am while hes beating up the hotties guts upstairs.
Ahhh...the D.U.F.F.
We've all been there. Half of us ended up nailing the D.U.F.F. too. There's nothing wrong with a little hoggin' from time to time. It makes you appreciate life a little more.
PS...D.U.F.F. = Designated Ugly Fat Friend...hot chicks hang out together and they ALWAYS have a D.U.F.F. tagging along.
MO' CUSHIN FO' THE PUSHIN' BABY!! 
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Post #37 9/24/08 5:04:41PM
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mkiv9secsupra
MMA Sensei
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Career record: 211-136
Season: 41-29 (#1810)
Location: ATL, GA
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1. When a restaurant cant cook my f'ing steak the way i f'ing asked for it to be cooked.
2. FAST FOOD EMPLOYEES
3. 100 degree temperatures
4. The ***** that take like 4000 sheets of toilet paper.
5. Cold hotdogs
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Post #38 9/24/08 5:09:48PM
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Santa Says: No Stampeding!
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Career record: 189-104
Season: 49-21 (#388)
Location: Where the Tall Corn Grows
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The DMV
People who say they are good at something... then when the deal goes down you find out that they are not.
the dishes
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Flame Not, Lest Ye Be Flamed Yourself.
#10 points EXC: Heat
#8 points Sengoku 5
#24 points DREAM 2
#50 earnings TUF 6 Finale
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Post #39 9/24/08 5:17:51PM
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SUUUUUUUUGAR
Career record: 140-79
Season: 44-26 (#1565)
Location: Paradise City, Gatineau, Québec
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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Any fruit flavored beer....DONT FRUIT THE BEER
Thank you. Call that shit Pussy Ale from now on.
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In Memoriam.
These were comrades whom I had, there are no better. They remain in my mind, and the enemy will never be forgiven. "The Enemy" was their mistake in playing. Let them now play again, in some other way, and let them be happy.
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Post #40 9/24/08 5:59:24PM
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bigbubbano23
In Full Mount
Career record: 108-86
Season: 39-31 (#2579)
Location: the hills
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getting out of bed for college
buying new tires
winter
having one food item like hotdogs and not another like no buns or bread
your 1000th bowl of ramen noodles
stubbing your toe and becoming momentarily retarded
breaking someone elses stuff on accident
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Post #41 9/24/08 6:04:39PM
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Respect the Battle Axe
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Career record: 191-146
Season: 43-27 (#607)
Location: Missouri
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What was really needed was a fundamental change in our attitude toward life.We had to learn ourselves and, furthermore, we had to teach the despairing men, that it did not really matter what we expected of life, but rather what life expected from us. - Viktor Frankl
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Post #42 9/24/08 6:18:52PM
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# 1 In The Hood G
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Career record: 222-123
Season: 45-25 (#854)
Location: Pennsylvania
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This thread.
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When i kiss a girl it normally taste like alcohol-Melvin
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Post #43 9/24/08 7:11:14PM
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casey64
MMA Sensei
Career record: 155-93
Season: 44-25 (#2004)
Location: Football Field
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Getting a boner setting in class and you have to cover it up with a binder.
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Post #44 9/24/08 7:57:33PM
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postman
MMA Sensei
Career record: 149-93
Season: 42-28 (#1631)
Location: Delmont ,Pa
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Your boss telling you that you can no longer use the company van to make the 60 mile round trip treck from home to work anymore.
Your boss telling you that the company can no longer afford to pay for your company issued cell phone anymore.
Your boss telling you the mini gym that was cool you set up last winter has to come down when asked why are we going to be using that space he says no just cant have it anymore.
When you tell your boss you can't take the above pay cuts:
1. About $75 a week (not to mention only owning 1 car so I will need another plus car INS)
2. New cell phone bill is $50 a month
3. Gym membership about 45 a month
He replies there not pay cuts just extras you won't be reciving anymore.
Your land lord telling you that water will no longer be included in the rent.
All off this taking place between Aug 1 and last thursday.......That sucks!!!!
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Post #45 9/24/08 7:58:33PM
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