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Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts.

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Ahh yes, two Tito heads are better than one.

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Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....

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I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads

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I hope they come out looking just like Dana :>

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Posted by wrona666

Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....



I take that you havent seen Jenna's porn tapes

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Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.

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I think it is a given that both will be handfuls, constantly crying for things they already have

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idk a big head or a big vag

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the babies wont have a problem seeing as tito goes base jumping in jena's vag on the weekends

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i hope they come out looking like ron jeremy

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Damn, imagine how those big heads are gonna feel coming out of ...wait, never mind, she wont have any problem at all

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Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.

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Posted by DCRage

Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.



people should be paid more for being pregnant, I am definitely not getting promoted enough for how much publicity I bring to having babies, I am the biggest name in pregnancy and at the end he would not even show up to have the babies

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Posted by wrona666

Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....




You must not know Jenna Jameson.

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Posted by DCRage
Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.



* BAD PUN ALERT *
Jenna is birthing the twins, but Tito is "having" them as much as Jenna is. A bit of a stretch, I know.


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