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Jimbo
MMA Regular
Career record: 181-94
Season: 53-17 (#103)
Location: Australia
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I was reading the things you watch when drunk and it mentioned watching infomercials lol
so what are everyones favourites
same as in the other thread i like the magic bullet aswell, TERRIBLE ACTING
but my all time favourite is for the Miracle Blades, they slice all sorts of random shit you would never have to slice ever, like a sledge hammer and rocks and stuff with these sweet knives. they also get a carpenter to cut all these holes in walls lol awesome. and some of the peoples "unscripted" speech things are classic.
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Post #1 9/16/08 7:47:18AM
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Pookie
Heavyweight Champ
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Career record: 203-92
Season: 52-18 (#56)
Location: 707
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Extenze, the main woman is kind of cute but shes really cockeyed and yuo can+ tell shes readin the cue card. So you can see one eye moving to her right and the other drifts to the left.
Whats the result... ?
Im Bigger!
And your not afraid to tell the world?
Of course not! **laughs to himself**
too funny
and shout outs to these guys
you know germans make good products lol, what a sales pitch.
Last edited 9/16/08 9:23AM by pookie
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Post #2 9/16/08 9:19:04AM
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Pookie
Heavyweight Champ
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Career record: 203-92
Season: 52-18 (#56)
Location: 707
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This is the cockeyed woman im talking about. Watch her eyes! itll drive you crazy.
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Post #3 9/16/08 9:27:03AM
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Kimbo Slice's Punchout!
Career record: 204-116
Season: 47-23 (#163)
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Well, it's not technically an infomercial, but it's related. The Geico commercial where Tony Little makes fun of his own infomercials is epic.
The Remix
Last edited 9/16/08 10:01AM by grappler0000
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Post #4 9/16/08 10:00:11AM
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postman
MMA Sensei
Career record: 149-93
Season: 42-28 (#1631)
Location: Delmont ,Pa
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Still want to know if anyone has bought the shamwow. I also like the Trykes I think thats how they spell it. But I live in PA I would have to go up and down hill the whole time.
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Post #5 9/16/08 11:06:05AM
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dannyfrank
MMA Sensei
Career record: 56-38
Season: 37-25 (#2961)
Location: Chuck Town
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my favorite has to be MIGHTY PUTTY!!!!
that shit is amazing!
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Post #6 9/16/08 4:55:57PM
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The People's Mod
Career record: 152-91
Season: 47-23 (#137)
Location: Getting choked out or arm barred
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Alright I just finally saw the shamwow commercial. What a fricken joke!!!! 
The dude puts the shamwow on the carpet and all of the sudden it dumps out about 10 gallons of soda 
Seriously, sorry for the massive amounts of emoticons but I haven't seen anything that funny in a long, long, long time
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Post #7 10/3/08 2:09:57PM
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Heavyweight Chump
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Career record: 127-62
Season: 53-17 (#30)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Hands down...
BluBlocker's, bitches!
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Post #8 10/3/08 2:12:32PM
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big_timmy
Standup Guy
Career record: 77-57
Season: 27-25 (#4417)
Location: Frankston, Australia
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While its not really an Infomercial exactly, in Australia we got these ads for Napisan. If your from oz, you'll know what i mean straight away.
This creepy dude follows people at the supermarket, follows them to there homes and tests this napisan shit on their clothing and it makes your whites whiter and your brights brighter.
And at the end he says something like have you taken the napisan test? What, let a creepy man with his special powder and camera crew follow to your home and play with your washing? no mate, i havent lately.
And there is a guy whose passed away now, but Big Kev.... Ah big kev. This is a huge fat man that wears loud Australian flag shirts, and got as excited as Joe Rogan watching randy fight. And his catch phrase was "IM EXCITED!!!" Pretty sure he died of a heart attack actually...
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Post #9 10/4/08 8:48:48AM
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CwB
Standup Guy
Career record: 136-94
Season: 28-17 (#4345)
Location: Not the East Coast
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All i have to say IS "Set it and Forget it"
but the best infomercials of all time are they Girls Gone Wild adds, getting drunk and coming home on a lonely night...
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Post #10 10/5/08 8:30:58PM
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george112
Self-Proclaimed
Career record: 135-97
Season: 27-22 (#4216)
Location: Texas
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i love to watch the power juicer infomercials.i actually ended up gettin one 
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Post #11 10/5/08 8:33:43PM
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