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Believe-in-judo81
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The name is self explanatory, and I find these threads are generally good for laughs on chatboards. So go ahead, add some of your favorite quotes from tv shows or movies to share with the other great folks that populate this forum! I'll start it off.
My all time Favorite from The Simpsons, which is a gold mine for these things: Bart: "Why do we have to buy new church shoes? Jesus wore sandals!" Homer: "Well, maybe if he'd had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him."
A few from Scrubs: Dr. Cox: "D'ya know what people are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with Bastard filling. But I don't hate them half as much as bubble headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine." Janitor: "I should probably clean that up... but if I stop leaning on this broom everyone will realize how drunk I am."
And finally, my all time favorite movie quote, from the great Robert De Niro playing Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver, by far his best role. "Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
Top those, suckers.
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Post #1 9/11/08 10:05:32AM
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SUUUUUUUUGAR
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I just can't possibly quote that scene(s)...but it's f*cking hilarious
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Post #2 9/11/08 10:55:52AM
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This is always a fun game to play: Name That Movie!
1. "Quiet! Do you smell something..?"
2. "I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines."
3. "I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that, or 'His Dudeness', or 'Duder', or 'El Duderino' if you're not into the whole brevity thing..."
4. "Oh, yeah, 'Oooh... Ahhh...' is how it always starts, but then later there's running, and screaming."
Last edited 9/11/08 11:37AM by AchillesHeel
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Post #3 9/11/08 11:36:55AM
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Violentcuv
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Posted by AchillesHeel
This is always a fun game to play: Name That Movie!
1. "Quiet! Do you smell something..?"
2. "I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines."
3. "I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that, or 'His Dudeness', or 'Duder', or 'El Duderino' if you're not into the whole brevity thing..."
4. "Oh, yeah, 'Oooh... Ahhh...' is how it always starts, but then later there's running, and screaming."
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I'm not really a movie guy but I think #3 is the Big Lebowski???
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Post #4 9/11/08 12:01:46PM
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aaa9erh8er
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ahh these threads are great
ok if you guess mine ill prop you
guy one: get busy liven or get busy dien.............thats dam right!
same movie different person
" sometimes after work i go to the park and feed the birds thinking one day jake will show up.. but he never does."
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Post #5 9/11/08 12:48:04PM
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Good for Body and Soul
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Posted by aaa9erh8er
ahh these threads are great
ok if you guess mine ill prop you
guy one: get busy liven or get busy dien.............thats dam right!
same movie different person
" sometimes after work i go to the park and feed the birds thinking one day jake will show up.. but he never does."
Shawshank Redemption
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Post #6 9/11/08 1:39:49PM
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aaa9erh8er
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very good i got got.... ok any body got any good ones
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Post #7 9/11/08 1:43:24PM
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Good for Body and Soul
Career record: 171-89
Season: 40-17 (#2377)
Location: Louisiana
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"A mobster with a gay son, how ironic."
"How did you find out about us?"
"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?"
Props who guesses it.
Last edited 9/11/08 1:51PM by copenhagen
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Post #8 9/11/08 1:51:18PM
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I will not eat cat poop!!
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Posted by Copenhagen
"A mobster with a gay son, how ironic."
"How did you find out about us?"
"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?"
Props who guesses it.
Lucky Number Slevin....just watched it last night for like the 5th time..very underrated movie imo.
"Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics"
"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? "
one of my all time favs
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Post #9 9/11/08 2:02:05PM
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pv3Hpv3p
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Posted by Copenhagen
"A mobster with a gay son, how ironic."
"How did you find out about us?"
"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?"
Props who guesses it.
I think this one's Lucky # Slevin??
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Post #10 9/11/08 2:03:51PM
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loller90278
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Posted by Shawn91111
Posted by Copenhagen
"A mobster with a gay son, how ironic."
"How did you find out about us?"
"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?"
Props who guesses it.
Lucky Number Slevin....just watched it last night for like the 5th time..very underrated movie imo.
"Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics"
"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? "
one of my all time favs
breakfast club for teh win.
i got one (somewhat influenced by the previous quote)
I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
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Post #11 9/11/08 3:21:31PM
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Pskinner_mma314
MMA Regular
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Season: 25-34 (#5049)
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I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
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This is Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo bay right.
Last edited 9/11/08 5:22PM by Pskinner_mma314
Edit note/reason: didnt quote the 1st time
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Post #12 9/11/08 5:21:17PM
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dannyfrank
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ok ok. how bout this one
"you have three seconds. exactly three f*cking seconds to wipe that stupid smile off your face before i gouge out your eyeballs AND SKULL F*CK YOU!!!!"
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Post #13 9/11/08 7:14:24PM
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Believe-in-judo81
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^ Dude, Full Metal Jacket, no way you pull that past a Kubrick fan. R. Lee Ermey was hilarious in that movie, and boot instructors are really like that. It's hard not to laugh, even knowing you're gonna get beat hard for it.
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Post #14 9/11/08 8:48:54PM
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dannyfrank
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Posted by Believe-in-judo81
^ Dude, Full Metal Jacket, no way you pull that past a Kubrick fan. R. Lee Ermey was hilarious in that movie, and boot instructors are really like that. It's hard not to laugh, even knowing you're gonna get beat hard for it.
i would seriously be laughing my ass off if anyone said that to me 
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Post #15 9/11/08 9:25:31PM
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