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Career record: 114-66
Season: 40-30 (#2217)
Location: My big ass bed
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Right men(and the odd lady). Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Mines split into three different things i think.
1: - Jumped from the 3rd floor balcony into the pool... Just happened to be the middle bit an was beairly 5ft deep. I broke my ankle. Uncool, it ruined my holiday.
2:- Car surfed on the beach and got up to 35 mph before my "friend" slammed on and I went off. I had sand burns all over me for weeks. With out doubt the most painful thing I'v ever had.
3: - The tobacco challenge..... Nothing good can come of this!
Whats your stories?
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Post #1 8/27/08 7:33:55PM
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Heavyweight Champ
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Career record: 127-62
Season: 53-17 (#30)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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I gave up the single life.
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Post #2 8/27/08 8:06:29PM
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Buy the ticket, take the ride
Career record: 114-66
Season: 40-30 (#2217)
Location: My big ass bed
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Posted by emfleek
I gave up the single life.
Man thats pretty stupid!... Me too
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"RIP Evan Tanner, a real life trail blazer."
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Post #3 8/27/08 8:08:30PM
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balack_o-bama
Barred from Forums
Career record: 55-42
Season: 24-15 (#4641)
Location: Uniontown PA
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I've done plenty. Heres a new one.
This weekend down in a Morgantown club, i got wayyyyyy to inebriated which led to me doing many things that would make this list. Including but not limited to. Lcb comes in, causes a scene like they do. They are walking around carding people who are obviously drunk (ME)
LCB- Can i see your I.D.?
Me - Here buddy.
LCB - Alright, well just calm down.
me - Bitch nah.
LCB - gimme the id again.
Me - i should you once, HOES, now go away.
NOt sure exactly how it went seeing i was just informed of this today and it happened saturday. Moral of the story i repeatedly called the lcb and cops "hoes." Very unlike me, i normally dont even cuss in public. Im just mild mannered i guess. To see the context i was using the word in go to youtube and search "unforgiveable"
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Post #4 8/27/08 8:17:28PM
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I will not eat cat poop!!
Career record: 121-68
Season: 50-20 (#202)
Location: Poughkeepsie..........West Side!!
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Stopped paying my car insurance when I was 19 for 6 months had my license suspended and still drove until I was pulled over and recieved close to $2000 in tickets. Got a lawyer and he battled it down to just a $75 court apperance
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Secondary Season 3 : 65 wins - 21 losses (76% win rate)
#6 in Overall Points
Cage Rage 26 - #4 in Points
World Victory Road - #6 in Points
......that is all
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Post #5 8/27/08 8:49:22PM
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Khaos
In Full Mount
Career record: 152-97
Season: 43-27 (#1674)
Location: Pittsburgh,PA
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Probably when I took the Cinnamon Challenge(ala Tommy Speer during TUF 6), I turned purple, almost died, and statred puking blood.
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Post #6 8/27/08 10:13:21PM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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alot I think, I was to drunk to remember most of the stuff I did.
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Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1...................WAR BJ
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Post #7 8/27/08 11:19:20PM
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ilovetortillas
Career record: 153-79
Season: 45-24 (#1174)
Location: TEXAS
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Posted by holt8081
alot I think, I was to drunk to remember most of the stuff I did.
i did that too
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MANBEARPIG IS HOT!!!!!
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Post #8 8/27/08 11:26:09PM
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murphy_16
Standup Guy
Career record: 98-65
Season: 28-23 (#4305)
Location: Carlow, Ireland
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set a fire in the back of my class
rode a recylcing bin down school stairs
punched my teacher
flipped of my teacher(many times)
got drunk at a soccer tourney and went ******* crazy ( and im only 14 )
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Post #9 8/28/08 1:18:29AM
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Mungooch
MMA Regular
Career record: 87-57
Season: 45-25 (#1582)
Location: Australia
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Tried to do ''clap behind your back push ups and split my chin received # stitches''
Hurdled a 6ft fence while getting chased by a dog landed on neck
Tried to a front flip on tramp when I was 9 and bacically broke my neck
Went though a pogo stick on a skatebboard
Many more cant think of them due to the 7 concussions
Jumped out of my classroom window during a lesson, after lesson and when I recieved detention
Walked home when my school had a bomb scare.
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Post #10 8/28/08 1:36:04AM
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Have it!!!
Career record: 136-71
Season: 43-27 (#735)
Location: Newcastle, UK
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Set fire to a farmers field after he'd bailed the hay. Seriously, i set one hay bail on fire and before i knew it like 1/4 of the field was on fire. I was totally panicing so in the end i just rang the fire department and ran home. I came back the next day and the fire trucks where still their and this huuuuuge field was totally black.
Another stupid thing, me and a buddy decided to try and break every window at our school playing golf. We got caught after about 100 windows, got arrested and billed like 5 grand. Luckily the police convinced the school to claim insurance and we didnt have to pay in the end since it was a first offence for both of us. I still racked up alot of community service and grounded time though. It sucked.
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"There is not a sports drink formulated by any scientist that will hydrate you more than your own urine. When it comes to fight time, the day of my fight I don't eat a single thing — all I do is drink my own urine until I defecate pure urine. That's how I know that my digestive system is completely empty."
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Post #11 8/28/08 6:46:58AM
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Mr_Dead_Sexy
MMA Regular
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Career record: 218-110
Season: 47-22 (#147)
Location: So Cal
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While not the worst, one of the worst was snorting yogurt. It doesn't sound so bad, but I had a good bit of alcohol before and after. It was extremely chunky when it came back up, and I'm pretty sure I also puked out of my nose a little bit.
Eating a habanero pepper on an empty stomach right before PE wasn't too smart during my high school days, either. It burned coming back up. But at least I got the rest of the day to sit at home.
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Post #12 8/28/08 7:04:07AM
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The Axe Kick Murderer
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Career record: 159-78
Season: 51-19 (#39)
Location: who's asking?
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I've got my share of dumb things.
Was in grade 12, and my brother got punched by a guy in grade 11 (my bro was grade 9)....so last period I went into the class were the guy was and walked straight to him and I was like "man you messin with my bro" ha! and punched square on the face. He was KO'd for a bit, ended up with a broken nose, and 2 black eyes. I had to pay for the medical bills and was suspended for 20 day, thankfully my parents convinced his parents not to press charges.
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My friend got in a Bar fight, so I jumped in (was already drunk), was 4 on 3 in our favor ...About a minute in we were completely owning these guys, and I took a big swing and one guy that was against the wall, right before i connected he moved, and I ended up hitting the wall (concrete) with one of my hardest punches. Completely ****** up my hand, completely.
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But refusing to get Up"
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Post #13 8/28/08 9:23:43AM
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The_Ho_Bag
In Full Mount
Career record: 116-89
Season: 39-31 (#2297)
Location: Selden Ny
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Posted by emfleek
I gave up the single life.
 props
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Post #14 8/28/08 9:33:19AM
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I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHA F*CKER
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Career record: 135-93
Season: 39-31 (#2217)
Location: Denver, Colorado Birthplace of the UFC
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Lit a house on fire
I used to smoke blunts with my cusin on his parents house roof till I pushed him off and he broke his leg
was playing on a forklift at work and ran over a co-workers foot and broke it
lots of forklift play at work forklift races and tiped one over lifting up heavy pallets then stoping real fast to tip over forklift listing someone up ah high as a forklift goes then leaving them there to get down
If you have never drove a forlift these things are all no no but man is it fun
fought 10 people drunk this was not a good thing
I used to hit on fat chicks at the end of long nights of driking and not hooking up with anyone, my friends would always be like NO and I would not care till I would wake up with one or remember hitting on one
Last edited 8/28/08 9:36AM by spidersilva
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