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"One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a ******* dinosaur and get a job!"






the best movie of the year, Step Brothers

might not be the exact quote, but is pretty accurate:

Man:Is that blow on your shirt ?

Man 2: hey, this is Hollywood ain't it ?



Kevin Smith's worst movie, Jersey Girl

Guy #1: "You don't need to put your P in a V right now."
Guy #2: "I know, I need to B my L on some Ts."

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Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

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Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."

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Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.

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Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"

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Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"



Bio-Dome, right?

Here's a good one.....

"Big Ern with his panash and style has done for bowling what Mohammed Ali did for boxing......Look at that ball. In my 27 years of covering bowling I've never seen anything like it."

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Posted by gartface


Posted by RMFG_187


Posted by gartface


Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"



Bio-Dome, right?

Here's a good one.....

"Big Ern with his panash and style has done for bowling what Mohammed Ali did for boxing......Look at that ball. In my 27 years of covering bowling I've never seen anything like it."




LMAO THATS KINGPIN, GREAT MOVIE

try this one

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"

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Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?

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Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?


Correct.

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Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"

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Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"



Big Daddy

Maybe a little obscure
"He hasn't seen karate like my karate. First I'm going to choke him to death...then...karate."

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Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



yep you got it right

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Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"

Big Daddy

Maybe a little obscure
"He hasn't seen karate like my karate. First I'm going to choke him to death...then...karate."





Thats the movie with joey lawrences little brother. Cheats

Person 1 "I am Sancho"

Person 2"Great, but what do you do?

Person 1"What do I do? I am Sancho. "

Person 2 "AND?"

Person 1 "And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... I am Sancho."

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