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Free Kracker Please
Career record: 115-64
Season: 45-24 (#281)
Location: 360 Washington State
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Not alot of fight action going on right now....
So it got me thinking whats Cool about you?
I'll start to show you how its done 
My wife is hot not to mention she is 6 years younger than me 
I benched 335 x 3 yesterday  (I weighed 185lbs that day)
I'm Half Japanese  (there for I am a Ninja)
Just bought new 08 Honda Odyssey with all the options 
ACE certified personal trainer 10+ years
I have "The Machine" Tatoo'd on me
I listen to the Kotton Mouth Kings (but quit smokin pot years ago)
Have not missed a a single UFC since UFC 33.... But I have gone back and watched all the Ufc's and Prides since getting my addiction
My Junk comes equipped with a 6 gauge ring 
So now you try whats cool about you?? 
Last edited 8/15/08 10:31AM by Kracker_Jap
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Post #1 8/14/08 11:25:51PM
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ilovetortillas
Career record: 153-79
Season: 45-24 (#1174)
Location: TEXAS
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i'm drunk
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MANBEARPIG IS HOT!!!!!
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Post #2 8/14/08 11:27:02PM
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Heavyweight Chump
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Career record: 127-62
Season: 53-17 (#30)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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I'm so cool, I can buy the cheap peanut butter and my dog will still like me.
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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handy
CHECK IT OUT: Left Lane Cruiser
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Post #3 8/14/08 11:29:02PM
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Kimbo Slice's Punchout!
Career record: 204-116
Season: 47-23 (#163)
Location:
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Posted by misses1112
i'm drunk
Me three.
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It's lose, not loose!
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Post #4 8/14/08 11:34:42PM
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ilovetortillas
Career record: 153-79
Season: 45-24 (#1174)
Location: TEXAS
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Posted by grappler0000
Posted by misses1112
i'm drunk
Me three.
paZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MANBEARPIG IS HOT!!!!!
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Post #5 8/14/08 11:36:26PM
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Ridin the MMA WW since 02 !
Career record: 157-77
Season: 53-17 (#2)
Location: Long Beach
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3 Time State Placer in High School Wrestling, going for my 4th this Year
I once Beat the Shit out of a Robber with a Pole
I have an 8 Pack
I can't lift 335 but I can put 315 up 1 Time
I've had 5 Amature Fights and Won 3 via Guillotine and 2 via Head Kick Left Hook Combos
I have the Worst Temper in the World
My Teammates Named a Wrestling move after me as I Slammed a Kid on his Neck
Just a Few things
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MMA Playground Top 25's
Top Score
TUF 6 Finale- # 10
K-1 Olympia- # 23
StrikeForce PBM- # 6
Cage Rage 25- # 7
Cage Rage 26- # 4
UFC 87- #12
Strikeforce/CR- # 8
Dream 6- # 11
UFC 89- # 7
L2 Season 2- #9
Top Earner
Dream 1- # 6
Cage Rage 25- # 7
UFC 87- # 17
UFN 15- # 6
Strikeforce/CR- # 1
Dream 6- # 2
UFC 89- # 1
17 Underdog Bonus Wins
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Post #6 8/14/08 11:47:44PM
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Bowen50
In Full Mount
Career record: 161-98
Season: 43-27 (#832)
Location: Long Island, NY
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i've been to 4 UFC's (UFC 61, 73, 78, 87)
i practice BJJ and Muay Thai
i'm 280 pounds and can pull rubber guard
i'm starting college in a week and a half
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Post #7 8/15/08 12:10:19AM
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SUUUUUUUUGAR
Career record: 140-79
Season: 44-26 (#1565)
Location: Paradise City, Gatineau, Québec
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My '76 El Camino
Last edited 8/15/08 12:31AM by D0wnUnd6e6r
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In Memoriam.
These were comrades whom I had, there are no better. They remain in my mind, and the enemy will never be forgiven. "The Enemy" was their mistake in playing. Let them now play again, in some other way, and let them be happy.
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Post #8 8/15/08 12:30:05AM
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The_Ho_Bag
In Full Mount
Career record: 116-89
Season: 39-31 (#2297)
Location: Selden Ny
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i train fighters at 17 =)11-1
i have rubbers arms i can wrap my arms around my waist from behind my back and grab the hands together
i have never had a black eye or broken my schnooz i call a nose even though im always getting hit in my face
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Post #9 8/15/08 12:41:31AM
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Kimbo Slice's Punchout!
Career record: 204-116
Season: 47-23 (#163)
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Well, besides being drunk...
-I have done a lot of traveling in my life. I have been to over 40 states, as well as 10 countries.
-I have a daughter, who just turned 13 and is already 5'8"
-I raced BMX for over a decade. I was a multi-time state champ, top 10 in the nation for several years, and placed as high as 7th in the world. (my sister's accomplishments put mine to shame though  ).
-For about a year when I was younger, I could eat all of the Hardee's that I could get my hands on for free (man that sounds good right now)...was a perk of having them as a sponsor.
-I was an assistant coach for my High school's wrestling team for a couple of years.
-I built my own MAME cabinet from the ground up about 6 years ago (if you don't know what it is, just google it)
-My buddy is a civil engineer and found a disposable camera on the side of the road in Detroit, while working on a project. For the hell of it, he took the last couple of pictures and got it developed. Turns out, I was in the background of one of the photos, while at the musical festival downtown...that kind of weirded me out
Edit: oh, and how could I forget...I was in a JelloPuddingPop commercial when I was younger.
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It's lose, not loose!
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Post #10 8/15/08 1:18:05AM
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GREENMAN!!!!
Career record: 134-73
Season: 50-20 (#178)
Location: selden, new york
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-i am currently #1 in my high school class going into my senior year
-i placed in the top 7th percentile of the nation for my SAT's on my first try
-i received college credit for all 5 of the AP tests i took...3 of them being the highest possible score you can get (i am taking 4 more next year)
-i studied JJ since i was around 8 and came up with my own form of a modified guillotine
-i was ranked #7 in the world at the game Battle for Middle Earth 2 which had over 1 million players
-i had to climb out of a 4th story window in Greece after the handle on my bathroom door broke and i was locked in (it was a metal door...wasn't gonna budge)
-i can speak Spanish
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if you want to know my accolades, just look at the six badges because they were literally too long to list. (damn 500 character limit)
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Post #11 8/15/08 1:43:08AM
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loller90278
MMA Sensei
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Career record: 164-119
Season: 34-19 (#2756)
Location: Redondo Beach
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nothing cool about me but i do have a 9 inch wang.
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Post #12 8/15/08 2:51:36AM
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murphy_16
Standup Guy
Career record: 98-65
Season: 28-23 (#4305)
Location: Carlow, Ireland
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my gf is hot
made every sport for my school
was named athlete of the year
mvp for soccer
mvp for volleyball
sparred with randy couture and mark hominick
was ranked 4th in canada for fifa 06
im not asian
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Post #13 8/15/08 3:05:18AM
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GSP BABY, GSP
Career record: 156-97
Season: 44-26 (#868)
Location: South Australia
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- I own my house (With help from my sweety)
- I have 2 dogs, 2 cats, 8 or 9 budgies, 1 turtle, 1 frog and 'Had' 20 or so rabbits. RIP, They where tasty!
- I can kill/clean animals for eating (Mainly Pigs/Sheep) Cows soon!
- I play Xbox not PS3
- A proud Member of the MMA ARMY
- I aint no minute man!
- I have GSP's affliction shirt
- Shared a joint with Cypruss Hill at a concert
Thats it of the top of my head! Damn im cool!!
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I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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Post #14 8/15/08 4:26:16AM
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Have it!!!
Career record: 136-71
Season: 43-27 (#735)
Location: Newcastle, UK
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My life is just awesome, im pretty much just living the life of riley, coasting my way through uni, not having to get a job, awesome girlfriend, awesome friends. As far as acheivments go i won the regional 100 meters competition twice and have a pb of 11 seconds flat. I dont even know if thats good anymore but it was good at the time. I can shoot 3's at will to which is my favourite thing to do at the moment.
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"There is not a sports drink formulated by any scientist that will hydrate you more than your own urine. When it comes to fight time, the day of my fight I don't eat a single thing — all I do is drink my own urine until I defecate pure urine. That's how I know that my digestive system is completely empty."
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