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ilovetortillas
Career record: 135-68
Season: 27-13 (#441)
Location: TEXAS
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MANBEARPIG IS HOT!!!!!
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Post #1 7/10/08 2:29:00PM
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Go vegan, or die.
Career record: 117-60
Season: 24-16 (#1324)
Location: Newcastle, UK
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It took me a while to figure out what that was.
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"There is not a sports drink formulated by any scientist that will hydrate you more than your own urine. When it comes to fight time, the day of my fight I don't eat a single thing — all I do is drink my own urine until I defecate pure urine. That's how I know that my digestive system is completely empty."
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Post #2 7/10/08 2:34:20PM
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Bring It On Fedor!
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Career record: 97-53
Season: 26-14 (#878)
Location: In Gina Carano's Dreams
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that is so hilarious
classic
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AV Bets Record 4-0
Don't Walk Over Here....The Ice Is Too Thin.
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Post #3 7/10/08 2:39:21PM
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In Full Mount
Career record: 49-55
Season: 17-23 (#4358)
Location: So Cal
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Well lets see, my crotch ate a big hole in my underwear, I don’t want to throw them away, most people say I have my head up my a$$.
What to do? What to do?
Hey I know........
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Post #4 7/10/08 2:46:18PM
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The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze
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Career record: 127-71
Season: 26-13 (#878)
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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You mean the person at the store lied to me and thats not the latest thing for the summer?!?!?!
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Rest In Peace Evan Tanner...
I hope you found what you were looking for out there...
Bas "El Guapo" Rutten: "Godspeed and Party On"
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Post #5 7/10/08 2:54:30PM
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billycarnage
Standup Guy
Career record: 125-77
Season: 23-17 (#1804)
Location: Arizona
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All the support of a sports bra and you can get a three pack for half the price. Rednecks know whats up.
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Post #6 7/10/08 3:08:51PM
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ilovetortillas
Career record: 135-68
Season: 27-13 (#441)
Location: TEXAS
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Posted by bullettdodger
You mean the person at the store lied to me and thats not the latest thing for the summer?!?!?!
it's not a lie, i bet it looks great on you too!!!
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MANBEARPIG IS HOT!!!!!
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Post #7 7/10/08 3:12:05PM
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Laying down the beats
Career record: 175-137
Season: 20-20 (#2314)
Location: Canada
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So how does it work? The guy wears them until the crotch disintegrates or he has a watery fart and then the girlfriend cuts out the undesirable part?
Gotta give 'em credit for recycling.
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Post #8 7/10/08 3:16:45PM
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The Anti-Pansy
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Career record: 206-109
Season: 28-12 (#403)
Location: PA
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Looking at those arms, it's a female wearing them. I think she woke up in a strange place and couldn't find her clothes...so she made do with what was available.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Post #9 7/10/08 3:26:20PM
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The Female Prodigy
Career record: 140-81
Season: 25-15 (#1367)
Location: So Cal.
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Posted by scoozna
Looking at those arms, it's a female wearing them. I think she woke up in a strange place and couldn't find her clothes...so she made do with what was available.
Thats one big ass female
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Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1...................WAR BJ
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Post #10 7/10/08 3:32:01PM
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billycarnage
Standup Guy
Career record: 125-77
Season: 23-17 (#1804)
Location: Arizona
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Posted by holt8081
Posted by scoozna
Looking at those arms, it's a female wearing them. I think she woke up in a strange place and couldn't find her clothes...so she made do with what was available.
Thats one big ass female
Big ass Undies too
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Post #11 7/10/08 3:37:49PM
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casey64
MMA Sensei
Career record: 137-81
Season: 26-13 (#1659)
Location: Football Field
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Post #12 7/10/08 4:37:47PM
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Ordep
In Full Mount
Career record: 132-81
Season: 24-16 (#2095)
Location: Athens, GA
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nice Halloween idea
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Post #13 7/10/08 5:08:47PM
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