13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers...and more... |
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GREENMAN!!!!
Career record: 134-73
Season: 50-20 (#178)
Location: selden, new york
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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
It gets better...
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
Still gets better...
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
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Post #1 5/14/08 11:13:06PM
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GREENMAN!!!!
Career record: 134-73
Season: 50-20 (#178)
Location: selden, new york
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the funniest part is that in order to convince the hookers that he was of legal age the kid told the hookers he was a midget...and they believed him
it wasn't until he denied having sex and instead made them play Xbox that they caught on...i mean come on.
when i read this story i nearly peed myself. He wants to be a politician...he could teach Elliot Spitzer a lesson in how to really embark on a scandal
Last edited 5/14/08 11:17PM by jiujitsufreak74
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Post #2 5/14/08 11:16:30PM
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Soda Jerk
Career record: 217-119
Season: 53-17 (#333)
Location: PA
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Great story, but pretty sure I read that it was completely false. Sorry.
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Post #3 5/14/08 11:35:29PM
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GREENMAN!!!!
Career record: 134-73
Season: 50-20 (#178)
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Posted by roadking95th
Great story, but pretty sure I read that it was completely false. Sorry.
well it was a great story regardless. you are probably right, but i am just going to naively hold on to the belief that it is real so that the comedic effect is still there
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Post #4 5/14/08 11:37:20PM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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Ya a 13 year old boy not wanting to have sex just does not make sense, most 13 year olds want to bang any thing that moves.
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Post #5 5/15/08 12:51:33AM
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F--K_Luck_AuH2O
In Full Mount
Career record: 118-95
Season: 41-29 (#908)
Location: Glendale: Da Ghetto Desert
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Wait...they didn't want to have sex...False!
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Post #6 5/15/08 2:30:27AM
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Pookie
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Season: 52-18 (#56)
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THAT is a great man. I will adopt him if this is true.
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Post #7 5/15/08 2:31:18AM
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casey64
MMA Sensei
Career record: 155-93
Season: 44-25 (#2004)
Location: Football Field
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Posted by holt8081
Ya a 13 year old boy not wanting to have sex just does not make sense, most 13 year olds want to bang any thing that moves.
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Post #8 5/15/08 8:55:09AM
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mrsmiley
MMA Sensei
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Posted by Pookie
THAT is a great man. I will adopt him if this is true.
LOL.Damn it,you will have to fight me over that little guy!
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Post #9 5/15/08 11:30:53AM
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tberg420
Standup Guy
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Season: 46-24 (#388)
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If they have anything to do with really playing "World Of Warcraft" then they probably don't know what sex is.
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Post #10 5/15/08 11:44:45AM
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FeelTheJoy
MMA Regular
Career record: 73-54
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: southern California
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haha possibly the coolest kids ever?
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Post #11 5/16/08 1:49:19AM
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89vision
In Full Mount
Career record: 39-20
Season: 12-6 (#6628)
Location: Pangea
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if i was his dad id say "that a boy" then make him pay me for the hooker money he spent
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Post #12 5/16/08 1:55:47AM
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staff_man
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 0-0
Season: 0-0 (#-)
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this casey64 guy needs to stop puting i agree on everyones posts and actually have an opinion of his own, this is the 100th post i have seen with him puting i agree, ban this fool mods
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Post #13 5/16/08 9:20:58AM
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The_Ho_Bag
In Full Mount
Career record: 116-89
Season: 39-31 (#2297)
Location: Selden Ny
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lol im 16 and i wanna bang everything that moves xD =]
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Post #14 5/16/08 2:14:34PM
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Red-Dragon
Standup Guy
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Posted by staff_man
this casey64 guy needs to stop puting i agree on everyones posts and actually have an opinion of his own, this is the 100th post i have seen with him puting i agree, ban this fool mods
Coming from someone who joined like yesterday and has made a total of 3 posts??
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