MMAPLAYGROUND GAY?????? |
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TAKING A BREAK
Career record: 64-70
Season: 32-38 (#3778)
Location: So Cal
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OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?
Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….
After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….
P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.
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Post #1 5/13/08 11:55:36PM
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I STAB WATERBEDS
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Career record: 218-90
Season: 52-18 (#69)
Location: Issaquah
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Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.
"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"
Or my personal favorite
"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"
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Post #2 5/14/08 12:01:20AM
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Mayhem13
MMA Sensei
Career record: 158-93
Season: 48-22 (#232)
Location: Ohio
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didnt she have something better to do, like do the dishes or knit you a sweater???
haha 
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Post #3 5/14/08 12:05:02AM
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TAKING A BREAK
Career record: 64-70
Season: 32-38 (#3778)
Location: So Cal
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Posted by Kpro
Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.
"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"
Or my personal favorite
"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"
Thanks for the advise, I think. If I try it I will post the pictures of my new face..
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Post #4 5/14/08 12:06:41AM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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Posted by Raykill
Posted by Kpro
Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.
"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"
Or my personal favorite
"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"
Thanks for the advise, I think. If I try it I will post the pictures of my new face..
Ya cuz It cant be any worse then the one you already have.
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Post #5 5/14/08 12:20:47AM
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beerman77
MMA Regular
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Career record: 105-65
Season: 41-29 (#2087)
Location: the big arm pit
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oh but dont cross the line. . .dont you dare put down thier ever so important my space. . they might take your life.
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Post #6 5/14/08 12:22:28AM
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aaa9erh8er
In Full Mount
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Career record: 115-80
Season: 37-33 (#3964)
Location: 707 CALi
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when i was reading your orginal post and the part about you waking up came in i dam nea pissed my self from lafter. well written but i have to agree with the guy above just tell her when she talks she gains one pound per word
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Post #7 5/14/08 12:22:30AM
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puppetmaster837
Standup Guy
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Career record: 122-75
Season: 14-8 (#5840)
Location: Tacoma
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Posted by Raykill
OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?
Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….
After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….
P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.
I was gonna give you props for laying down the law with the RNC but then i realized she did it to you.
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Post #8 5/14/08 12:32:05AM
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HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!
Career record: 115-64
Season: 45-24 (#281)
Location: 360 Washington State
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Posted by Raykill
OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?
Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….
After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….
P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.
Hopefully she wasn't strapped.......
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Post #9 5/14/08 2:43:58AM
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Manfred
MMA Sensei
Career record: 216-125
Season: 47-22 (#185)
Location: Brasov, Romania
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Wait... You keep your computer in the kitchen?? How else would she see what you're doing??
Oh,, you actually let her out of the kitchen? No wonder....
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Post #10 5/14/08 5:04:58AM
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Pookie
Heavyweight Champ
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Career record: 203-92
Season: 52-18 (#56)
Location: 707
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Don't take any sass from that woman. It is your duty to keep that pimp hand strong my friend, Keep the pimp hand strong.
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Post #11 5/14/08 5:07:56AM
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89vision
In Full Mount
Career record: 39-20
Season: 12-6 (#6628)
Location: Pangea
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Posted by Raykill
OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?
Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….
After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….
P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.
.....or your a fat pansy who cant overpower someone 11 inches shorter and 120lbs less than you (depending on if your a fatass or not would explain why you couldnt defend yourself...if even a ture story) ahh letting a woman win...classic hookup trick, lol seriously tho might have to put your pimp ring on and law down the law
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Post #12 5/14/08 7:00:37AM
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Broknmunky
MMA Regular
Career record: 114-52
Season: 28-11 (#3797)
Location: South Carolina
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Just tell her she should be happy that your on this site and not looking at porn like you know you do when she's not there.
And next time she gives you a hard time just tell her if you had a rubber neck you wouldn't need her so back off!
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Post #13 5/14/08 8:32:11AM
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Twenty20Dollars
MMA Sensei
Career record: 168-91
Season: 47-23 (#640)
Location: KC,MO
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1st round submission.
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Post #14 5/14/08 8:47:26AM
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Laying down the beats
Career record: 192-150
Season: 37-33 (#1810)
Location: Canada
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At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.
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