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ThaAxeMurderer7
Standup Guy
Career record: 105-65
Season: 47-23 (#813)
Location: Abita Springs , LA
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Posted by skinnator
JLau and KenFlo are pretty bad. We have 3 milions of assasins in MMA. And El Matador and The Carpenter are wierd too.
I agree with you on JLau and KenFlo. I wonder if they come up with it themselves or did someone give them those names. As for "The Carpenter" I believe Clay really was a carpenter in his previous job and for some reason to me it kind of fits. It just seems like he's going to carve your face lol.
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Post #16 4/13/08 12:56:53AM
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gartface
MMA Sensei
Career record: 147-96
Season: 51-19 (#178)
Location: Flo-town, SC
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Posted by juanez13
Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald
I hope to god you're an Athlete if you're in MMA.
The Prodigy is pretty dumb, seeing as how he's 29 years old now.
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Post #17 4/13/08 1:36:01AM
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MondayNiteMauser
MMA Regular
Career record: 160-91
Season: 47-23 (#266)
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Jamie "The Worm" Varner
Kendall "Da Spyda" Grove
Tim "Maine-iac" Silvia
and last but not least "THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MAN" Ken Shamrock hahahaha
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Post #18 4/13/08 6:10:56AM
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Coloss
MMA Regular
Career record: 32-20
Season: 5-9 (#8400)
Location: Bulgaria, Burgas
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Guys, what about this guy, the Cage rage LHW champion, whose name is actually Paul"Boom Boom" Cahoon , it's my favorite. 
Last edited 4/13/08 6:34AM by coloss
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Post #19 4/13/08 6:34:02AM
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CactusBob
MMA Regular
Career record: 28-12
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Anything with "Assassin" is stupid. I never understood "The Goat" or "Cabbage"either.
I think the best just for rhyming and humour is "The Beastman" Eastman. And I thought GSP's "Rush" had something to do with the band...
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Post #20 4/13/08 6:22:11PM
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Respect the Battle Axe
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Career record: 191-146
Season: 43-27 (#607)
Location: Missouri
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no one has mentioned "the talent" yet
i agree with most of the others posted
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Post #21 4/13/08 8:09:19PM
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p_unit23
MMA Regular
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Career record: 205-123
Season: 40-29 (#2512)
Location: Green Bay, WI
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i think twinkle toes is just...retarded and the stupidest one. The goat is pretty lame as well.
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Post #22 4/13/08 8:12:45PM
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Tein_Lung
Standup Guy
Career record: 51-33
Season: 15-9 (#6176)
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Posted by CactusBob
Anything with "Assassin" is stupid. I never understood "The Goat" or "Cabbage"either.
I think the best just for rhyming and humour is "The Beastman" Eastman. And I thought GSP's "Rush" had something to do with the band...
Cabbage got his name casue hes big old head looks like a cabbage patch kid... if your even old enough to know what one is
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Post #23 4/13/08 8:17:49PM
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bls1919
MMA Sensei
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Career record: 155-90
Season: 48-19 (#352)
Location: Clarendon, PENNSYLVANNIA
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Newest to the list
Tommy " The Farmboy" Speer
J-lau
ken flo
Matt "Handsome" Wiman
my favorite has to be and i'll probably get flamed for it is
Rich " NO LOVE" Clementi
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Post #24 4/13/08 9:31:52PM
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TAKING A BREAK
Career record: 64-70
Season: 32-38 (#3778)
Location: So Cal
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Joe Daddy is the man, Now if he called himself Joe "momma" There might be a problem.
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Post #25 5/12/08 12:24:58PM
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TAKING A BREAK
Career record: 64-70
Season: 32-38 (#3778)
Location: So Cal
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Posted by gartface
Posted by juanez13
Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald
I hope to god you're an Athlete if you're in MMA.
The Prodigy is pretty dumb, seeing as how he's 29 years old now.
His age doesnt change the fact that he is a prodigy. Unless you think he should change his name to BJ "was a prodigy, but is to old now even though his nickname the prodigy represents his ability to learn his skill set in a fast manner and will always be considered a prodigy like Mozart even in death is still considered a prodigy" Penn
So others that should be changed due to age
Joe "Daddy" Stevenson
Joe" Grandaddy" Stevenson
Kenny "Kenflo" Florian
Kenny "KenSlo" Florian
Tommy "The Farmboy" Speer
Tommy "The Farmgeeser" Speer
Sean "The muscle shark" Sherk
Sean "The sagging-muscle shark" Sherk
You get the idea
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Post #26 5/12/08 5:00:44PM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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Matt "the terra" serra is gay
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Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1...................WAR BJ
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Post #27 5/12/08 5:10:40PM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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Its all about kwang hee "crazy" lee.
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Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1...................WAR BJ
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Post #28 5/12/08 5:20:11PM
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TAKING A BREAK
Career record: 64-70
Season: 32-38 (#3778)
Location: So Cal
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Posted by holt8081
Its all about kwang hee "crazy" lee.
YYYEEESSSS, I LOVE THE CRAZY LEE
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Post #29 5/12/08 5:21:04PM
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Next WW Champ!
Career record: 156-95
Season: 41-29 (#2239)
Location: So Cal.
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How would you like the nickname The Snowman.
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Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1...................WAR BJ
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Post #30 5/12/08 5:21:46PM
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