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Sneezing and farting at the same time is very painful. Just an FYI. It feels like I just passed a brick of lit firecrackers.

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I would rather "snart" than "shart." Crapping your pants has to be one of the most humiliating acts ever.

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I would rather "snart" than "shart." Crapping your pants has to be one of the most humiliating acts ever.



Agreed. But sharting is only emotionally painful...

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7

I would rather "snart" than "shart." Crapping your pants has to be one of the most humiliating acts ever.



Agreed. But sharting is only emotionally painful...



Depends what you've been eating

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I would rather "snart" than "shart." Crapping your pants has to be one of the most humiliating acts ever.



Agreed. But sharting is only emotionally painful...



No doubt. I've heard of people throwing their back out from snarting. I've never snarted before but the other day I had the walking farts while I was laughing. Normally I am able to control those things

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7

I would rather "snart" than "shart." Crapping your pants has to be one of the most humiliating acts ever.



Agreed. But sharting is only emotionally painful...



Depends what you've been eating



^ Very true!

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That ******* great. I laughed hard when i read this...............firecrackers

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I'd like someone to perform some tests on snarting.

If you think about it, you can really only exhale with a certain amount of force, but sneezing is basically the same thing but only a hell of a lot faster.

You can pass your farts harder if you strain yourself, and when you sneeze most of the muscles in your stomach and chest tighten. This will obviously cause you to fart harder.

They've done testing on how much force is behind a sneeze, I want info on how much force is behind a snart. I want to know if you can turn your cornhole inside out. I want to know if I have to worry about dislocating my colon from a snart. I want to know if it's possible to rip the seam in your pants with a snart. I want to know if I snart on someone's face, if I can give them a black eye. I want to know if olympiads have an advantage in the long jump if they eat beans the night before competition and sprinkle pepper in their nose before they take their jump, if they can jump slightly farther.

These are all legitimate questions. Rush, you are into science, or a scientist of some sort... why don't you perform some research and get back to us. Fleek can be your "lab rat" (I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the one to get a dislocated colon during testing).

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I left my colon in the pants I was wearing on that fateful day. I don't think I can qualify as a lab rat any longer.

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Posted by emfleek

I left my colon in the pants I was wearing on that fateful day. I don't think I can qualify as a lab rat any longer.



Oh stop whining, no one needs a.......... colon.
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This thread is hillarius. Id never heard of a snart before today, now everytime the word goes through my head i cant help doing a lol

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whats worse is the burcups....burping while you have hiccups, nothing worse.... also hiccoughing....coughing when you have the hiccups...also a deadly duo

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Posted by WhiteWidow

whats worse is the burcups....burping while you have hiccups, nothing worse.... also hiccoughing....coughing when you have the hiccups...also a deadly duo



Simply anything including hiccups is the worst

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I'd rather have the burcups, personally. Snarting is much more dangerous and puts your anus at danger, unlike burcups which really just effects your throat.

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Posted by emfleek

I'd rather have the burcups, personally. Snarting is much more dangerous and puts your anus at danger, unlike burcups which really just effects your throat.



oh god i didnt think about that, nasty

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