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Zombie Strippers: Tito Ortiz and girlfriend Jenna Jameson to appear in movie

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The self-proclaimed power couple is at it again.

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Tito Ortiz and his girlfriend Jenna Jameson are set to appear in a new movie dubbed, “Zombie Strippers,” which is “coming soon to DVD.”

That’s never a good sign.

Ortiz plays a bouncer at an underground Nebraska strip club that is tainted with a virus that turns its talent into reanimated corpses. And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).

Check out the video trailer after the jump.
(And i seriously suggest you do!)

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Post #1   3/20/08 10:58:23AM   

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It looks so cheesy i might actually go see it!

WAR TITO!!

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Post #2   3/20/08 11:01:13AM   

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And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).


That made my day

Post #3   3/20/08 11:09:10AM   

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Tito is on some other shit for this one....wtf

Post #4   3/20/08 11:23:14AM   

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Not only will I buy this, but I will also purchase the collectors edition if they have one.

Post #5   3/20/08 11:36:42AM   

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"They're zombies!"
"No, they're strippers!"
". . . They're zombie strippers!" (pumps shotgun)

Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay? I think so.

Post #6   3/20/08 1:50:55PM   

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WOW just WOW This is the kind of stuff you see on skinmax after 10pm.

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Post #7   3/20/08 7:33:00PM   

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Ha ha! I seen this trailer on a movie I was watching the other week. Looks pretty retarted. No intrest in this.

Post #8   3/21/08 1:48:36PM