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Dancing Mod With Tha HAND
Career record: 194-134
Season: 31-21 (#3708)
Location: Maryland
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Posted by Svartorm
I hear in honor of Hippysmacker being promoted to head admin. hes giving out free massages to anyone that signs up for a Premium membership. And yes, theres a happy ending.
The message is horrible. Callous hands. Chipped nails. And yes, there is a happy ending, he washes your feet. The meesage isn't good, but he does clean the hell out of your feet. Even clips your toenails
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Post #16 3/1/08 10:25:59AM
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Goldenrod Off-topic mod
Career record: 199-135
Season: 39-30 (#2354)
Location: NL, Canada
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Posted by zephead
Posted by Svartorm
I hear in honor of Hippysmacker being promoted to head admin. hes giving out free massages to anyone that signs up for a Premium membership. And yes, theres a happy ending.
The message is horrible. Callous hands. Chipped nails. And yes, there is a happy ending, he washes your feet. The meesage isn't good, but he does clean the hell out of your feet. Even clips your toenails
He did more than wash my feet.
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its all about my training through osmosis theory. if you want to lose weight hang out with skinny people. If you want to gain weight hang out with fat people. if you hurt your ribs, eat ribs. hurt your foot, eat pigs feet. want to be taller, fuck tall bitches. - Jon Fitch
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Post #17 3/1/08 6:05:37PM
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Dancing Mod With Tha HAND
Career record: 194-134
Season: 31-21 (#3708)
Location: Maryland
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Posted by madmarck
Posted by zephead
Posted by Svartorm
I hear in honor of Hippysmacker being promoted to head admin. hes giving out free massages to anyone that signs up for a Premium membership. And yes, theres a happy ending.
The message is horrible. Callous hands. Chipped nails. And yes, there is a happy ending, he washes your feet. The meesage isn't good, but he does clean the hell out of your feet. Even clips your toenails
He did more than wash my feet.
He's a liar. He told me he stops at the feet
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"Brock's a big bloke, isn't he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend you'd tuck him in!" - Ricky Hatton
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Post #18 3/1/08 8:42:38PM
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HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!
Career record: 115-64
Season: 45-24 (#281)
Location: 360 Washington State
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MArk my words in the next 30 days I will be Premium 
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Post #19 3/2/08 11:10:19PM
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I STAB WATERBEDS
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Career record: 218-90
Season: 52-18 (#69)
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I did it just for the doubled prizes alone; it's a worthy gamble.
The other perks are just icing on the cake.
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Post #20 3/3/08 5:08:51PM
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HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!
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KrackerJap Is Now a Premium Member 
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Post #21 3/6/08 10:12:34PM
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Wins Fairly Squarely
Career record: 207-122
Season: 46-24 (#266)
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Well played that man, we should keep this thread as a persuader for other dirty regs ..................... even if the mods did derail that with promises of happy endings from a big hairy man brute 
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MY LHW DIVISION PREDICTION = Rashad beats Forrest. Wandy beats Rashad. Machida beats Wandy. Then Randy beats Machida at next years Xmas UFC!
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Post #22 3/7/08 9:19:19AM
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The Cowboys Mod
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Season: 41-29 (#1705)
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Posted by Kracker_Jap
KrackerJap Is Now a Premium Member
Awesome new avatar too, I'm a huge Gundam fan and it really got a good laugh out of me.
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Post #23 3/7/08 9:36:07AM
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$$$corpion King!!
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Posted by Kracker_Jap
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Don't forget that you can change your avatar title!
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Post #24 3/7/08 12:52:29PM
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Career record: 218-90
Season: 52-18 (#69)
Location: Issaquah
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Posted by CornishMMA
Well played that man, we should keep this thread as a persuader for other dirty regs ..................... even if the mods did derail that with promises of happy endings from a big hairy man brute
You never got your happy ending from a big hairy man brute?
I'd PM a Mod if I were you, I thought we all got them that week.
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Picked Nick Diaz Rnd 2 Sub over Gomi
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#2 Earnings - Cage Rage 24
#5 Points - UFC 76
#5 Points - WVR Sengoku 4
#8 Points - UFC 79
#8 Earnings - K1 2007
#10 Points - K1 2007
#13 Points - WVR: Sengoku 5
#16 Points - Primary League, Season 2 Overall
#20 Points - UFC 87
#21 in size of Phallus in the JT WW
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Post #25 3/11/08 4:09:32PM
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HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!
Career record: 115-64
Season: 45-24 (#281)
Location: 360 Washington State
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How do I get a badge that says NINJA or maybey World Greatest Dad??
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