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man i think ive heard it all, its so annoying but theres probably always going to be people who have no idea that these are trained atheletes and in fact they cannot "kick there ass" as easily as they think.

this is my favorite dumbass remark

"its so gay when they go to the ground, i would just knock them out if they tried to grab me and they wouldnt be able to submit me"

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Post #1   2/26/08 1:25:53AM   

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"But Bj Penn wouldn't be able to take Bruce lee down..."

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BJ Penn beat Frankie Edgar more times than Benson Henderson beat Frankie Edgar.

Post #2   2/26/08 1:28:58AM   

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"why is that guy holding him close, and trying to grab his nuts?" via the girlfriend.

Post #3   2/26/08 1:57:28AM   

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"Why does this dry humping cost more than porn?"

Post #4   2/26/08 2:02:24AM   

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Posted by candynuts

"Why does this dry humping cost more than porn?"



or "why dosnt he just pretend hes out then get up and KO him"

Post #5   2/26/08 2:03:48AM   

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Wife: "Oh my god, what an a.. hole why is he still punching him?!"
Me: " You go till the ref stops you."
Wife: " This is so stupid"

But after all that she is mad she isn't going to see the Dan Anderson fight.

Post #6   2/26/08 7:57:10AM   

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my girlfriend's friends w/:

2 guys in the clinch:
"aw, they're hugging"

when nick diaz gogo'd gomi:
"do u think he can smell his balls"

before tim sylvia v minotauro:
"oh he is def gonna win, i mean look how ugly he is. anyone that ugly has to be so mad they can't lose"

Post #7   2/26/08 8:20:33AM   

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he gave up because he is rubbing his arm on his balls

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He's been known to cure narcalepsy by just walking into a room. His orgin donation card list his beard. He is a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any idea's he is SpiderSilva I'm the baddest man alive

Post #8   2/26/08 11:38:59AM   

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''that guy is to old''

randy beats tim

''i could beat that guy''

Post #9   2/26/08 11:43:32AM   

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I was over at a friend's house watching the Elite XC show a couple of weeks ago. One guy shows up that hardly ever watches MMA but when he's around our group that watches it religiously he tries to really sound like he knows what he is talking about..... you be the judge..

Me: "Man, Liddell/Silva was one of the best fights I have ever seen"

Other guy: "You think? I mean, that fight was 'ok', I guess."

Me: "Just 'ok'?? I loved that fight. I was out of my seat the entire fight"

Other guy: "Well, you could tell Liddell wasn't trying to knock him out. He really wasn't hitting him that hard"

Me:

End of conversation right there.

Post #10   2/26/08 12:46:20PM   

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"one of my uncles friends dad's said that kung fu was banned from MMA cus they wooped on the other styles too bad and once the UFC can afford guys like Jet Li and Jackie Chan they'll be champions"

"could fedor beat mike tyson in his prime"

"girls cant fight in MMA i looked it up"

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Posted by Pookie

"But Bj Penn wouldn't be able to take Bruce lee down..."




Took the words right out of my damn mouth.

Post #12   2/26/08 8:55:22PM   

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"This fighting is not street fighting"

Post #13   2/26/08 9:40:10PM   

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"are they allowed to legally kill each other, on purpose or accident"

"i'm too flexible i cant be submitted"

"fedor is the biggest pussy ive ever seen, i would KO him in 30 secs"

Post #14   2/26/08 10:05:42PM   

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"Tito is kind of good looking."

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