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The 10 Greatest Post-Fight Meltdowns

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The 10 Greatest Post-Fight Meltdowns
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I'm no physician -- barely capable of applying a Band-Aid, even -- but I'm nonetheless going to petition the American Medical Association to consider acknowledging a new phenomenon: PFADS, or Post-Fight Adrenal Dump Syndrome.

This debilitating affliction has compelled many a combat athlete into making bizarre proclamations or exhibiting odd behavior in the moments immediately following a bout. Chemically, it's the result of the body unable to deal with the massive adrenaline surge that accompanies a hard-earned victory (and occasionally, a devastating loss). Athletes become manic, unpredictable and perhaps even dangerous to nearby civilians.


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Post #1   1/24/08 7:57:41PM   

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That was a pretty good article.

Post #2   1/24/08 8:28:30PM   
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I don't want to be a dick, but should this be posted in the "MMA News Share Forum"?

Post #3   1/24/08 8:58:03PM   

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LOL

Good article.I always wondered why Penn ran out of the octagon after the Caol Uno fight.Has anyone ever asked him that?I always figured right before the fight started,BJ realized he had to SH#$,and made the fight as quick as possible.

Post #4   1/24/08 10:31:31PM   

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Heres two that could have made it on the list:

1. In Doug Marshalls last fight were he ran and jumped clean out of the cage and started running around in the audience.

2. I doubt anyone has seen, but in an old IFC event, this guy William Knorr, after winning his fight, attempted to show off his acrobatic and karate skills, and failed miserably. He got up from the ground, where he'd won the fight, then promptly lay back down for no reason, and tried to do a kip-up. He was in his 40's though and couldn't actually do one, so he got up and almost hit the ref in the face with a molassas slow spinning cresent kick, and then started doing some kind of kata. Keep in mind this guy is the definition of a karate redneck.

Honorable mention: When a shirtless Joe Son and Kimo ran into the octagon after Royce Gracie threw in the towel before fighting Harold Howard, and told everyone that God had struck down Royce Gracie. Then BJM told them to get the **** out of the ring.

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Posted by Svartorm
Honorable mention: When a shirtless Joe Son and Kimo ran into the octagon after Royce Gracie threw in the towel before fighting Harold Howard, and told everyone that God had struck down Royce Gracie. Then BJM told them to get the **** out of the ring.



That's hilarious I wish I could see that.

Post #6   1/24/08 11:33:40PM   

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Posted by Svartorm

Heres two that could have made it on the list:

1. In Doug Marshalls last fight were he ran and jumped clean out of the cage and started running around in the audience.

2. I doubt anyone has seen, but in an old IFC event, this guy William Knorr, after winning his fight, attempted to show off his acrobatic and karate skills, and failed miserably. He got up from the ground, where he'd won the fight, then promptly lay back down for no reason, and tried to do a kip-up. He was in his 40's though and couldn't actually do one, so he got up and almost hit the ref in the face with a molassas slow spinning cresent kick, and then started doing some kind of kata. Keep in mind this guy is the definition of a karate redneck.

Honorable mention: When a shirtless Joe Son and Kimo ran into the octagon after Royce Gracie threw in the towel before fighting Harold Howard, and told everyone that God had struck down Royce Gracie. Then BJM told them to get the **** out of the ring.



that fight was the defining moment in kimo's career lol and he didn't even win the fight!

Post #7   1/25/08 2:05:20AM   

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Absolutely great article. I laughed outloud several times.

Thx for posting it!!

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Post #8   1/25/08 5:22:26AM   

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yeah one thing that i never heard much about was bj licking the blood off of his glove lol. he did the same thing after the hughes fight where he won the belt, although this time he licked it off of his face, although im pretty sure it was hughes blood on his face.

no wonder he is so good he is a f-in vampire!!!

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Posted by Svartorm
Honorable mention: When a shirtless Joe Son and Kimo ran into the octagon after Royce Gracie threw in the towel before fighting Harold Howard, and told everyone that God had struck down Royce Gracie. Then BJM told them to get the **** out of the ring.



That's hilarious I wish I could see that.



It was a sight to behold.

Post #10   1/25/08 7:52:08AM   

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Posted by silverbullet

I don't want to be a dick, but should this be posted in the "MMA News Share Forum"?


Thats what i always think when i see these "articles" posted

They arent "NEWS" so surely they shouldnt be posted here, dont see why people cant see them themselves when they got to sites like sherdog etc? Its just i wanna see the news not all these articles yaknow

Post #11   1/25/08 8:20:17AM   

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Nice!


a recent one: Cote @ UFN12

Post #12   1/25/08 10:32:37AM   

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Hillarious...

Post #13   1/25/08 1:59:24PM   

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How about Din after his win over Jeremy Stephens lol

Post #14   1/25/08 6:18:30PM   

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I love how it ended with Colman that was soooooooo funny he had a brain fart right as he jumped LOL

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