How many 5 y/o's can you beat up in a fight? |
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We're in Lodi, bitch!
Career record: 950-500
Season: 22-2 (#55)
Location: Fort Waste, IN
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With my new workout routine, I should be able to wax 60-70 of these little f*ckers in no time.
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Post #31 12/27/07 8:55:45PM
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candynuts
Belt Contender
Career record: 134-86
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: I am nomadic, and lets leave it at that.
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I can get all the satisfaction with beating up just one.
Dont believe me?
Just ask him...
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Post #32 12/27/07 9:39:55PM
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jrbinoki
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 72-40
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Posted by jomatty
i have a 5 year old son and he could kick any of your asses so correct answer is 1...my answer is 1 as he routinely kicks my ass
haha yeah i know a kid like that but he fights dirty 
so he dont count
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Post #33 1/2/08 12:29:55AM
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Believe-in-judo81
Standup Guy
Career record: 184-106
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Missouri
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I got 36 as well, answered honestly but I still dunno that I could take that many. I know some damned viscous five years olds, the little bastards have no scruples.
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Post #34 1/2/08 10:54:53AM
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We're in Lodi, bitch!
Career record: 950-500
Season: 22-2 (#55)
Location: Fort Waste, IN
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5 year olds these days are packin' boxcutters and switchblades. I don't trust 'em. Gotta get them before they get me!
Hey...say what you want but it's a hard knock life. Survival ain't easy on the streets.
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Post #35 1/2/08 10:58:57AM
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Bigsexydaddy
MMA Regular
Career record: 810-508
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Seattle, WA
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I got 39! Take that, 5 year olds!!!
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Post #36 1/5/08 7:39:08PM
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akumairon
MMA Regular
Career record: 72-49
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: London, Canada
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Post #37 1/7/08 1:15:49AM
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Pitbull09
MMA Sensei
Career record: 202-110
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: PA
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Ha, I'm the worst here. 16 five years olds. I wonder if that could translate to 5 sixteen year olds. Sounds better since I'm seventeen.
Did anyone else say they got trampled before. I was in a mosh pit and suddenly everyone started punching each other. One kid nailed me in the side of the head and I lost it and hit two people in the face before I lost balance and fell. It felt like a wave was holding me down lol, I finally got up though. Rock concerts are crazy
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Post #38 1/8/08 6:10:06PM
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Remember Paul Herrera
Career record: 1017-538
Season: 20-4 (#60)
Location: You think you can tell heaven from hell?
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31 kindergarteners
but CMON no weapons? that takes all the fun away from it.
What if i wanted to dunk the 5 y/o into the kindergarten basketball hoop(which probably stands aroun 6ft) is that considered a weapon?
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Post #39 1/10/08 4:00:10PM
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Boo_Radley21
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 573-405
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Ontario
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I actually went out and tested this in real life. It didn't end well. I beat a ton of the kids no problem but the real trouble was when they went home and told their parents. Moms and dads fight dirty.
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Post #40 1/11/08 12:02:03AM
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