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poll77
MMA Regular
Career record: 29-23
Season: 16-9 (#2920)
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SHAKE N BAKE
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Post #61 3/3/07 4:41:30PM
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argile
MMA Regular
Career record: 103-59
Season: 0-0 (#-)
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i didn't read through the whole thread so my bad if i repeated someone elses...
"But Mr. Stevens i thought we was gonna learn how to kick ass." - Only The Strong
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Post #62 3/3/07 6:27:18PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 192-114
Season: 22-8 (#145)
Location: California
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Was watching Predator today for the first time in a while. Out of all Arnold's cheesy tough guy one-liner's this is my favorite. He turns around and chucks his knife ,pinning some guerilla fighter to a wall " Stick around"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #63 3/6/07 9:42:47PM
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MMADB.com
Career record: 199-106
Season: 23-7 (#54)
Location: Toronto
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Best Movie Ever!
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
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Post #64 3/6/07 11:02:11PM
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Modernwarrior
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 100-59
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Las Vegas
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Posted by SICKRICK
you can pretty much milk anything with nipples meet the fockers
Then the dad asks "can you milk me?" then accuses him of milking the cat, I love that movie.
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Post #65 3/7/07 12:01:43AM
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sfhdsa
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 41-29
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Brampton, ON
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"And her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard" - Borat
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Post #66 3/7/07 12:32:42AM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 192-114
Season: 22-8 (#145)
Location: California
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" I am an ice devouring sex tornado" and " they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there"
Will Ferrell- Blades of Glory
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #67 7/30/07 6:56:06PM
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# 1 In The Hood G
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Career record: 199-106
Season: 22-8 (#633)
Location: Pennsylvania
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You know theres a million fine lookin women in the world dude....But they dont all bring you lasagna at work..most of em just cheat on you.
Silent Bob---Clerks
Who said anything about cuttin you up....i just wanna carve a little Z in your forehead..
Dr Gonzo-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Y'know how fast your going back there meow....license and registration meow...officer do you keep saying meow???/ do i look like a cat meow??/
Super Troopers.
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Post #68 7/30/07 7:52:53PM
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DJDark41
In Full Mount
Career record: 149-96
Season: 19-11 (#2852)
Location: New York
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"There is always someone who likes to sh*t in the apple pie. Well, this is the one apple pie that likes to sh*t back."
The bodyguard for Coconut Pete from the movie Club Dread. And shortly thereafter, he gets owned.
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Post #69 7/30/07 8:13:09PM
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thelastking
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Career record: 204-103
Season: 18-12 (#2552)
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anything from super troopers,
Rabbit -its called afganistanimation
Clerk- do you wanna dipasize your milk for a quarter more,
Farva-do you want me to punchasize your face for free
Farva- where did you get the canadian tuxedo
Farva- its powdered suger
captain - yeah the lice hate the suger
Farva - its delicious
Farva- does that look like spit to you
ramathorn- yeah
Farva - F**k it
Foster - and thats the second time i got crabs
Farva - do you know what this is
Rabbit - a shammy
Farva - i just lost a buck to myself
Ramathorn- Stinks like sex in here
Ramathorn- I am all that is man
There are a bunch more
IMO the greatest comedy ever
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Post #70 7/31/07 3:33:27AM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 192-114
Season: 22-8 (#145)
Location: California
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Posted by loller90278
mostly everything from AIRPLANE
second best comedy ever.
"the sun?! what is it?"
My favorite line from Airplane
" Surely you jest"
" I never jest, and don't call me Shirley"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #71 7/31/07 5:32:27AM
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MasterNater88
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 151-97
Season: 19-11 (#2493)
Location: Montana
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"My God. I haven't been ****** like that since grade school." - Marla Singer, Fight Club
Last edited 7/31/07 6:00AM by MasterNater88
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Post #72 7/31/07 5:56:36AM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 185-92
Season: 8-3 (#5533)
Location: Sweden
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I just heard a pretty simple but funny dialogue in the series Jericho.
Jake: I'm going out there but it's gonna be dangerous.
His dad: I'm going with you.
Jake: Have you asked mom?
His dad: Son, I'm 59 years old, I've been a soldier for years and I'm an unarmed combat specialist!!....... of course I asked your mother.
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Post #73 7/31/07 7:45:22AM
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Laying down the beats
Career record: 172-130
Season: 17-13 (#1544)
Location: Canada
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Posted by argile
- Only The Strong
This is probably the best martial arts B movie out there.
As for one liners, I can only think of one right now
You think you're too cool for school, but I've got news for you...................... you aren't. (Zoolander)
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Post #74 7/31/07 10:25:44AM
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Forum Trolls Beware!!!
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Career record: 161-92
Season: 21-9 (#243)
Location: The Ironman of MMA's hometown
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Posted by hippysmacker
Thanks man, Frank stays locked up
favorite Lebowski quote- Walter Slovotsky" No Donny these men are nihilist there's nothing to be afraid of"
"I hate the F$ckin' Eagles, man"
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Post #75 7/31/07 4:29:00PM
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