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Rampage_Soldier
MMA Regular
Career record: 192-133
Season: 39-31 (#1880)
Location: Los Angeles, California
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UHF? Mr. "Race-Card" himself?
Posted by mrsumo
"Who wants to drink from the firehose"? Said to a group of kids on a tv show. Can anyone guess this classic movie?
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Post #46 2/17/07 1:41:13AM
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mrsumo
Standup Guy
Career record: 187-142
Season: 32-37 (#3678)
Location: SLC, UT
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UHF is correct!
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Post #47 2/17/07 5:07:40AM
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FLAMarlins35
Banned
Career record: 21-22
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Illinois
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ANYTHING WITH A JOHN MADDEN IMPERSONATOR MAKES ME LAUGH!!!  
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Post #48 2/17/07 6:36:03PM
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aceprone
Standup Guy
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Career record: 225-114
Season: 49-17 (#118)
Location: Hemet, CA
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"What ya drinking?"
"Cranberry Juice..."
"What? Are you on your period?"
The Departed
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Post #49 2/20/07 2:16:53AM
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DirtySouthBoss
MMA Regular
Career record: 18-21
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Florida
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Who you gonna call?????
Ghost Busters
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Post #50 2/21/07 8:26:24PM
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Cary_Stayner
MMA Regular
Career record: 188-137
Season: 26-24 (#4880)
Location: Poontang, Ohio
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Shake and Bake
Ricky Bobby
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Post #51 2/22/07 12:21:50AM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Posted by DirtySouthBoss
Who you gonna call?????
Ghost Busters
Favorite ghost busters line
Sigourney Weave" that's the bedroom , but nothing ever happened in there"
Bill Murray" what a crime"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #52 2/22/07 12:30:21AM
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Unkoman
MMA Regular
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Career record: 204-132
Season: 37-33 (#3421)
Location: Kelowna Canada
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"Good..Bad.. I'm the guy with the gun"
" Shop smart shop S Mart YOU GOT THAT!!"
If i have to name the movie you are a waste of space.
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Post #53 2/25/07 5:08:20PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Since this is an MMa board I was surprised this never got posted. Fromt he movie Firday by Chris Tucker " You got knocked the F**K OUT! "
Last edited 2/27/07 11:35PM by hippysmacker
Edit note/reason: n/a
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #54 2/27/07 6:49:43PM
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Get Ready 2 Get KTFO!
Career record: 223-123
Season: 45-25 (#628)
Location: Texas
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Posted by hippysmacker
Since this is an MMa board I was surprised this never got posted. Fromt he movie Firday by Chris Tucker " You got kocked the F**K OUT! "
you said kocked 
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Favorite Fighter...
"(UFCmania): So pot is ok for fighters?"
" Hell yeah! The shit has healing powers. I would recommend pot for any fighter. Especially the ones that drink. You can’t get bombed and expect to be 100% the next day but if you had a joint you would be 110%. Most of those fucking guys are popping Vicodin and drinking and before you know it they’re crashing."
- Nick Diaz
originalconspiracy - "I'll leave the team if BJ Penn wins" (vs GSP)
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Post #55 2/27/07 7:01:13PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Posted by Trapt1nw0nder
Posted by hippysmacker
Since this is an MMa board I was surprised this never got posted. Fromt he movie Firday by Chris Tucker " You got kocked the F**K OUT! "
you said kocked
I edited it thanks. You know your comment on my comment could be a beavis and butthead comment as in " You said kocked, HuhHuhHehHeHuh" which is actually ironic, but still pretty pro
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #56 2/27/07 11:38:19PM
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rearnakedchoke
Learning to Sprawl
Career record: 90-60
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Newfoundland
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Post #57 2/27/07 11:48:20PM
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playground samauri
Career record: 220-127
Season: 48-22 (#185)
Location: NW Ohio - 419
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Posted by Ydoc
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - Nada (Piper) - They Live
I only came here to do two things.....Drink beer and kick ass, and we're almost outta beer. -Nicky Katt -Dazed and Confused
Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the **** are you, man? Isaac ******* Newton? -Nicky Katt - Dazed and Confused
Thats what i love about these high school girls....I get older and they stay the same age. -Mathew McConaughey - Dazed and Confused
I wanna dance! - Adam Goldberg - Dazed and Confused
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. -- Will Ferrell - Old School
You're my boy Blue - Will Ferrell - Old School
I'm here for the gangbang - Old School
Def Leppard Sucks! -Kid Rock - Joe Dirt
Do it for Johnny. - Matt Dillon - The Outsiders
Jules, if you give that ******' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles - John Travolta - Pulp Fiction
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni**ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. -Ving Rhames -Pulp Fiction
I take away his weapon. (shoots juniors hand).........Both of them (shoots juniors groin) -Bruce Willis - Sin City
My all time favorite is////// The hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what i've done to him - Mickey Rourke - Sin City
And of course damn near every single line from Anchorman.
Last edited 7/31/07 5:27AM by hippysmacker
Edit note/reason: n/a
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and if you don't know, now ya know......
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Post #58 2/28/07 2:31:06AM
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jdubs
In Full Mount
Career record: 86-40
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: USA
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dumb and dumber... the whole movie
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Post #59 3/1/07 10:35:57PM
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Cobbs666
Standup Guy
Career record: 210-137
Season: 46-24 (#352)
Location: Ontario, Canada
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talking about girls on periods " i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die" - mr(s). Garrison - South Park
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Post #60 3/3/07 12:40:51PM
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