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"I'll dig the hole, what'da I give a F#ck? What is it, the first hole dug?"

Pesci in Goodfellas

Edit: Had to add one more from him:

"F#ck him, f#ck him in the ear, whad'ya talkin about, f#ck him in the other ear"

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"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize..."Resevoir Dogs

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These are all from the same movie..... * f * * c e S * * c *

"Did you get the memo about the covers were now using on the T.P.S. Reports?"

"What am I going to do with 50 Subscriptions to VIBE ?"

"What the hell is the matter with you people?!? Can't you see I have people skills?!?"

"Mmmm...Yeahhhh.....I'm just not sure about that right now..."

"OK, but that's the last straw...

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These are all from the same movie..... * f * * c e S * * c *

"Did you get the memo about the covers were now using on the T.P.S. Reports?"

"What am I going to do with 50 Subscriptions to VIBE ?"

"What the hell is the matter with you people?!? Can't you see I have people skills?!?"

"Mmmm...Yeahhhh.....I'm just not sure about that right now..."

"OK, but that's the last straw...



Office space. Definate cult classic. Her's my favorite one

" Peter: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pu*sy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place.
Michael Bolton: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pu*sy.
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pu*sy"

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Posted by pv3Hpv3p

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize..."Resevoir Dogs



Not all One-Liners but brilliant all the same.

"If they hadn't done, what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive right now"---Mr. Blonde

"You're acting like a first year f***ing thief. I'm acting like a professional."---Mr. Pink

"So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the f*** they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bulls***. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' f***in' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business."---Joe

"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says f***ing s*** after that. You might get some bi*** talk s*** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f*** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f*** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bi*** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."---Mr. White

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bulls*** you, all right? I don't give a good f*** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."---Mr. Blonde

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f***s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bulls*** I got two words for that: learn to f***in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f***in' surprise."---Mr. Pink

"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!"---Mr. Pink

"The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherf***er, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman."---Mr. White

My favorite Tarantino. Better then Pulp Fiction IMO.
I just realized how long this was getting so I will stop now.

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"My hands are freezing"

"Here, use a pair of my gloves"

"You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time"

"Uh, yeah, we're in the Rockies"

Love that scene.....

"Harry, your hands are freezing!"

Dumb and Dumber, an American Classic

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Posted by hippysmacker


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"Phone's ringing, dude..."



Dude it's driving me crazy that I can't remeber what movie this is from. Post it or I will send F. Shamrock to your house to knee you in the noggin-JK
Also from Boondock saints " Rayvie shut up! I can't go out to buy a pack of smokes without running into 10 guys you f***ed"



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Posted by aceprone

"My hands are freezing"

"Here, use a pair of my gloves"

"You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time"

"Uh, yeah, we're in the Rockies"

Love that scene.....

"Harry, your hands are freezing!"

Dumb and Dumber, an American Classic



"...I desperately want to make love to a school boy..."

"Pull over!!!"... "No it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing..."

"Now listen here, you pumpkin-pie hair cutted freak..."

"Awww, little Philly break your heart???" "no it was a girl, but thanks for asking."

I'm sure we could go on forever... That movie is f'n hilarious...

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Posted by Manfred

"I'll dig the hole, what'da I give a F#ck? What is it, the first hole dug?"

Pesci in Goodfellas

Edit: Had to add one more from him:

"F#ck him, f#ck him in the ear, whad'ya talkin about, f#ck him in the other ear"



Another great one from goodfellas...

When Joe Pesci's mom is showing them all a picture that she painted...

Pesci: "Oh, now this here is one of my favorites... You got one dog going this way and dog going that and this guys like what do you want form me?"

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Posted by aceprone

"My hands are freezing"

"Here, use a pair of my gloves"

"You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time"

"Uh, yeah, we're in the Rockies"

Love that scene.....

"Harry, your hands are freezing!"

Dumb and Dumber, an American Classic



"...I desperately want to make love to a school boy..."

"Pull over!!!"... "No it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing..."

"Now listen here, you pumpkin-pie hair cutted freak..."

"Awww, little Philly break your heart???" "no it was a girl, but thanks for asking."

I'm sure we could go on forever... That movie is f'n hilarious...



Big Gulps hey....well see ya later

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"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women". Conan, the Barbarian

"Who wants to drink from the firehose"? Said to a group of kids on a tv show. Can anyone guess this classic movie?

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