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Unkoman
MMA Regular
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Career record: 204-132
Season: 37-33 (#3421)
Location: Kelowna Canada
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"Give me some sugar, Baby"
Ash- Army of Darkness
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Post #16 2/12/07 9:37:33PM
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READY TO SMILE AND LOVE LIFE!!
Career record: 200-145
Season: 35-35 (#3568)
Location: Hudson, Wisconsin
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"I kick ass for the Lord" Dead Alive
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And this how it feels, when I ignore the words you spoke to me
And this is where I lose myself, when I keep running away from you
And this who I am, when I don't know myself anymore
And this what I choose, when it's all left up to me
Breathe your life into me, I can feel you, I'm falling, falling faster
Breathe your life into me, I still need you, I'm falling, falling
Breathe into me
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Post #17 2/13/07 3:05:09AM
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crimethinc
MMA Regular
Career record: 81-61
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: St. Louis, MO USA
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"If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big f***ing sacrifice?"
Igby Goes Down.
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Post #18 2/13/07 5:31:02AM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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from spaceballs " What's a matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken? "
and from Monty Python and the holy grail
"FRENCH GUARD "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " -classic
Last edited 2/13/07 6:47AM by hippysmacker
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #19 2/13/07 6:25:40AM
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fedorwins1
MMA Sensei
Career record: 235-112
Season: 47-23 (#333)
Location: Amish Country aka Pennsylvania
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Posted by hippysmacker
Team america " Gary , if your captured you may want to take your own life, Here take this" and he gives him a rusty hammer That was pro!
Team America: "I've seen everything now."........"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"........"No".........."Well then you haven't seen everything."
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Post #20 2/13/07 12:33:49PM
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Ydoc
Belt Contender
Career record: 215-131
Season: 44-25 (#542)
Location: Georgia
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - Nada (Piper) - They Live
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Post #21 2/13/07 2:32:12PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Posted by Ydoc
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - Nada (Piper) - They Live
Great cult classic movie. One of the best fight scenes of it's time , even with them pulling out the pro wrestling moves.As for team America Spotsworth has the best lines
Here's another -Waynes world -Garth " Dude , if she was the president she'd be like Baberham Lincoln"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #22 2/13/07 2:47:08PM
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cowcatcher
MMA Sensei
Career record: 223-120
Season: 49-20 (#64)
Location: Milwaukee
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"i sink i have a frush"...."what the **** is a frush?"
revenge of the nerds
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Post #23 2/13/07 3:05:36PM
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pv3Hpv3p
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 197-141
Season: 37-33 (#2654)
Location: East St. Paul, MN
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Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Cicus folk. Nomads, you know... Small hands... Stink of cabbage...
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Post #24 2/13/07 3:24:28PM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 185-92
Season: 8-3 (#6957)
Location: Sweden
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Posted by fedorwins1
Posted by hippysmacker
Team america " Gary , if your captured you may want to take your own life, Here take this" and he gives him a rusty hammer That was pro!
Team America: "I've seen everything now."........"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"........"No".........."Well then you haven't seen everything."
After a lot of all for one, one for all talk... "There's no "I" in Team America".... .................."Yes there is"
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Post #25 2/13/07 3:24:33PM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Posted by pv3Hpv3p
Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Cicus folk. Nomads, you know... Small hands... Stink of cabbage...
There are a lot of great Austin power's qoutes but this monolaouge is my favorite
From Dr evil- "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
I had to go the movies 3 times to complety hear this. I started laughing at "penchant for Buggery" -was off again at "he invented the question mark"
was crying by " meat helmets" and almost pissed myself by ' ritualistically shaved my testicles"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #26 2/13/07 3:35:04PM
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Gogoplata
Standup Guy
Career record: 80-45
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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I know, Donnie. THANK YOU, Donnie.
Fav. Lebowski One Liner:
Dude to Big Lebowski: "Mind if I do a J?"
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Post #27 2/14/07 12:55:22AM
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Boondock Saints Mod
Career record: 220-126
Season: 50-20 (#137)
Location: California
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Almost forgot. My little bro fell out of his seat he lauhged so hard when we saw amerivan pie 2 " Ay yes, bathe the stiffmister"
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“Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil. Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender. It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found.”
The Iron Code
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Post #28 2/14/07 10:51:43PM
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BrAeDeN91
MMA Regular
Career record: 42-30
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: edmonton-nova scotia
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"dude i forgot my phone should we go back and get it"? "no we have gone to far"
harold and kumar go to whitecastle
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Post #29 2/15/07 12:13:59AM
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Stickan
the HAWT one!
Career record: 185-92
Season: 8-3 (#6957)
Location: Sweden
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"Where's your car dude?"
"Dude, Where's my car?"
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Post #30 2/15/07 11:07:03AM
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