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Post #16   2/12/07 9:37:33PM   

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Post #17   2/13/07 3:05:09AM   

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Post #18   2/13/07 5:31:02AM   

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from spaceballs " What's a matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken? "

and from Monty Python and the holy grail
"FRENCH GUARD "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " -classic

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Post #19   2/13/07 6:25:40AM   

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Posted by hippysmacker

Team america " Gary , if your captured you may want to take your own life, Here take this" and he gives him a rusty hammer That was pro!



Team America: "I've seen everything now."........"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"........"No".........."Well then you haven't seen everything."

Post #20   2/13/07 12:33:49PM   

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Post #21   2/13/07 2:32:12PM   

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Posted by Ydoc

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - Nada (Piper) - They Live



Great cult classic movie. One of the best fight scenes of it's time , even with them pulling out the pro wrestling moves.As for team America Spotsworth has the best lines

Here's another -Waynes world -Garth " Dude , if she was the president she'd be like Baberham Lincoln"

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The Iron Code

Post #22   2/13/07 2:47:08PM   

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Post #23   2/13/07 3:05:36PM   

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Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?

Austin Powers: Carnies. Cicus folk. Nomads, you know... Small hands... Stink of cabbage...

Post #24   2/13/07 3:24:28PM   

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Posted by fedorwins1


Posted by hippysmacker

Team america " Gary , if your captured you may want to take your own life, Here take this" and he gives him a rusty hammer That was pro!



Team America: "I've seen everything now."........"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"........"No".........."Well then you haven't seen everything."



After a lot of all for one, one for all talk... "There's no "I" in Team America".... .................."Yes there is"

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Posted by pv3Hpv3p

Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?

Austin Powers: Carnies. Cicus folk. Nomads, you know... Small hands... Stink of cabbage...



There are a lot of great Austin power's qoutes but this monolaouge is my favorite



From Dr evil- "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "

I had to go the movies 3 times to complety hear this. I started laughing at "penchant for Buggery" -was off again at "he invented the question mark"
was crying by " meat helmets" and almost pissed myself by ' ritualistically shaved my testicles"

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Post #26   2/13/07 3:35:04PM   

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Almost forgot. My little bro fell out of his seat he lauhged so hard when we saw amerivan pie 2 " Ay yes, bathe the stiffmister"

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The Iron Code

Post #28   2/14/07 10:51:43PM   

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Post #29   2/15/07 12:13:59AM   

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