Matt Hughes To Publish His Life Story

Last edited 1/8/08 2:27PM by dothemmath
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It's lose, not loose!

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Posted by Djbb

I managed to get a leaked version of the book via torrents. I shall now post it, in its entirety, for all to read.

Chapter 1
My name is Matt Hughes. I was born on October 13th, 1973 in Hillsboro, Illinois. I knew I was destined to become the greatest UFC fighter of all time because when my mother gave birth to me, I came out of her womb wearing a karate GI and a black belt. I have been training BJJ since the time I was a tiny little spermling. I used to make all the other sperm tap out with my superior submission skills. When it was time to race all the other sperm to the egg, I ground-and-pounded my way in.

Chapter 2
Life on the farm was difficult for a UFC-fighter-to-be such as myself. There was no competition around to test out my steadily increasing skills on. I resorted to trying out my new submissions on the cows we had. My father used to send me out to the pasture with an axe and he would tell me to bring back the fattest cow so we would have dinner for the month. I always chucked the axe and slapped a guillotine on the black-and-white bastards. You ever make a cow tap out? I have.

Chapter 3
I have converted to Christianity, and I will not rest until everyone on my TUF team converts to Christianity as well. It is my duty as a coach to show them the path of righteousness, the path of our Lord and Saviour - Jesus Christ. Matt Serra is not a Christian, and that is why I hate him. Sometimes I have dreams that I am in the 16th century, and Matt Serra is a devil-worshipping heathen. I come upon him in a forest clearing while he is practicing his Satanic rituals, and I say unto him "Matt Serra, your heathen ways have come to an end!" before decapitating his head and piking it for all other Satanic heathens to see. I usually wake up from this dream covered in my own sweat and bodily fluids.

THE END

Copyright: Matt Hughes

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I read that 86% of women are not attracted to bodybuilders, which is ironic because 86% of bodybuilders are not attracted to women.

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Posted by silverbullet

This has got to be fighter bashing.

Which button gives negative props?

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Posted by silverbullet

This has got to be fighter bashing.

Which button gives negative props?

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Last edited 12/9/07 4:58PM by nastshabast
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Posted by nastshabast

boring!!!!


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did anyone else hear hughes say that the reason he took the fight with gsp was because gsp only has a month to prepare and he usually takes three?
i did.
hughes can't even lie about stuff he should lie about.
he's a snake. imo.

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Posted by Djbb

I managed to get a leaked version of the book via torrents. I shall now post it, in its entirety, for all to read.

Chapter 1
My name is Matt Hughes. I was born on October 13th, 1973 in Hillsboro, Illinois. I knew I was destined to become the greatest UFC fighter of all time because when my mother gave birth to me, I came out of her womb wearing a karate GI and a black belt. I have been training BJJ since the time I was a tiny little spermling. I used to make all the other sperm tap out with my superior submission skills. When it was time to race all the other sperm to the egg, I ground-and-pounded my way in.

Chapter 2
Life on the farm was difficult for a UFC-fighter-to-be such as myself. There was no competition around to test out my steadily increasing skills on. I resorted to trying out my new submissions on the cows we had. My father used to send me out to the pasture with an axe and he would tell me to bring back the fattest cow so we would have dinner for the month. I always chucked the axe and slapped a guillotine on the black-and-white bastards. You ever make a cow tap out? I have.

Chapter 3
I have converted to Christianity, and I will not rest until everyone on my TUF team converts to Christianity as well. It is my duty as a coach to show them the path of righteousness, the path of our Lord and Saviour - Jesus Christ. Matt Serra is not a Christian, and that is why I hate him. Sometimes I have dreams that I am in the 16th century, and Matt Serra is a devil-worshipping heathen. I come upon him in a forest clearing while he is practicing his Satanic rituals, and I say unto him "Matt Serra, your heathen ways have come to an end!" before decapitating his head and piking it for all other Satanic heathens to see. I usually wake up from this dream covered in my own sweat and bodily fluids.

THE END

Copyright: Matt Hughes

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