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seeing that my dad just died a couple weeks ago maybe parental jokes aren't appropriate, but **** it, here's my 2 cents:
your mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
your mama has a pegleg with a kickstand

Post #1   2/9/07 12:10:31AM   

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yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.

Post #2   2/9/07 12:13:17AM   

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yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo

Post #3   2/9/07 12:14:44AM   

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Yo Mama so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and ran out with a bowl!

Post #4   2/9/07 12:29:42AM   

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YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE WENT TO A MOVIE AND IT SAID UNDER 17 NOT ADMITTED, SO SHE WENT HOME AND GOT SIXTEEN OF HER FRIENDS

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Your mamas so fat your dad rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

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YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes

Post #7   2/9/07 2:19:39PM   

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Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter

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Yo mama is so hairy her nipples have Afros.
Yo mama is so stupid she looked at a Can of Orange juice for a hour because it said concentrate

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Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo



It killed back in grade 8.

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Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo



It killed back in grade 8.



nice, you redeemed yourself

Post #11   2/9/07 6:12:09PM   

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Yo momma so fat when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her

Yo momma so fat, she left the house wearing high heels and came back with flip flops.

Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid her daddy use to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

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Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.

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Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.



are you tellin me most mama jokes come off the top of ppl's heads, or are ripped from somewhere else? ok to the point yeah i did, and that song/group is great

Post #14   2/9/07 7:14:20PM   

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yo mama so fat when she went to the restaurant the waiter said "party of five!"
yo mama so fat she need to drink diet water
yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck


thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.

Post #15   2/15/07 5:22:07PM   
 
 
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