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How would I do in ze UFC?

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Posted by VanDamn

For all of you who is saying that I would be losing in ze ufc 0-3, or even one fight, you are sorely mistaken, like a silly femme drinking milk from the teat of a male vache! If you doubt my prowess in ze battles, at least admit that I would be fighting at the least 12-24 fights in a year, if not ze 36 grand fightings! All I will say to those who doubt me, is be renting my movie "Ze Quest", starring mon favoritism actor, Jean-Claude!!!
Love, VanDAMN!



Come on, we all know not even Chuck Norris could go 36-0 in the UFC Reggie Warren is the only one who could do that, and thats nt going to happen because Dana won't pay him his $5.7 million.

Post #16   11/4/07 7:38:54PM   

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I believe i was wrong in my previous statement about you going 0-3 now that i have had some time to think i believe your record would be 1-34 the only time you would win is when your opponent knocked himself out when taking you down (ala Gray Maynard)

Post #17   11/5/07 10:17:55AM   

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Posted by atlas777

I believe i was wrong in my previous statement about you going 0-3 now that i have had some time to think i believe your record would be 1-34 the only time you would win is when your opponent knocked himself out when taking you down (ala Gray Maynard)



But iz it not possible' that all of my fights could end this way? Many would rather do ze MMA equivalent of "falling upon his sword", a la Gray Mayonnaise, than do battle with me!
Love, VanDAMN!

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Post #18   11/5/07 5:05:00PM   

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I think you have a real good chance of beating Pete Sell.

and...Aye emme not eempressed by yor aksant.

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Post #19   11/5/07 5:08:48PM   

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I think Josh Haynes would beat you :)

Post #20   11/7/07 8:15:50AM   

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and by andy wang!

Post #21   11/7/07 10:10:44AM   

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Posted by Naturaldisaster

and by andy wang!



Whats he gonna do drown him in tears?

Post #22   11/9/07 4:27:30PM   

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Posted by BigEvil


Posted by Naturaldisaster

and by andy wang!



Whats he gonna do drown him in tears?



Haha that's awesome.

I think J-Roc would beat you too. From what I've seen he can throw a chair pretty hard. That shit would mess you up.

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Post #23   11/9/07 10:21:49PM   

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Posted by BigEvil


Posted by Naturaldisaster

and by andy wang!



Whats he gonna do drown him in tears?



hey man those asian warrior tears aint nothin to play around with! they can do some real damage

Post #24   11/10/07 12:12:24AM   

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Posted by VanDamn


Posted by atlas777

I believe i was wrong in my previous statement about you going 0-3 now that i have had some time to think i believe your record would be 1-34 the only time you would win is when your opponent knocked himself out when taking you down (ala Gray Maynard)



But iz it not possible' that all of my fights could end this way? Many would rather do ze MMA equivalent of "falling upon his sword", a la Gray Mayonnaise, than do battle with me!
Love, VanDAMN!



Dude! you gotta learn to write the name properly lol

Post #25   11/13/07 12:46:24PM   

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Posted by D0wnUnd6e6r

Dude! you gotta learn to write the name properly lol



Dearest Downunder,
It iz on ze porpoise that I spell ze name in my new way, a way legalized by zis American government! I spell m'appelle in ze way that you would be saying DAMN to me, az I walk down the roads in ze sexiness!
Love, Van DAMN!

Post #26   11/13/07 1:24:10PM   

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i hereby declare this the worst thread ever

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Posted by cowcatcher

i hereby declare this the worst thread ever




Please stick to the topic Cowcatcher

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Posted by BigEvil


Posted by cowcatcher

i hereby declare this the worst thread ever




Please stick to the topic Cowcatcher



you bastard

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Post #29   11/13/07 7:12:59PM   

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Posted by VanDamn


Posted by D0wnUnd6e6r

Dude! you gotta learn to write the name properly lol



Dearest Downunder,
It iz on ze porpoise that I spell ze name in my new way, a way legalized by zis American government! I spell m'appelle in ze way that you would be saying DAMN to me, az I walk down the roads in ze sexiness!
Love, Van DAMN!



Lol, man nice try trying to translate some bits n' pieces of phrases of some online translator lol. funny shit tho... I spell m'appelle hahahahahaha I'm almost givin' you props for that post man lol.

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