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VanDamn

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It is I, ze Jean Claude Van Damn! After one year in UFC competition what would my record be and how many titles woud I possess? Be honest please my ego knows ze no bounds... Also who would I be ze crushing?
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Post #1   10/31/07 9:53:40PM   

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Well, seeing that a bouncer from Score's kicked your ass, I am guessing 0-1.

Post #2   10/31/07 10:49:27PM   

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It is well known of my repect of ze Scores, I allowed the tiny bouncer to defeat me so as not to destroy him.
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VAN DAMN!

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Post #3   10/31/07 10:53:08PM   

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In one year you would probably have an 0-3 record from most of your loses coming from 12 year olds in prelims. You would have no titles and no respect.

Post #4   11/1/07 9:30:52AM   

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I think it's written VanDamme... lol

Post #5   11/1/07 11:37:53AM   

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Posted by D0wnUnd6e6r

I think it's written VanDamme... lol



I think you're correct... and I have never actually seen someone TYPE an accent before.

Post #6   11/1/07 11:57:44AM   

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hahahaha let a lone a french one hehehe

Post #7   11/1/07 12:05:05PM   

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You'd probably lose to "Check" Kongo and maybe Assuerio Silva. Minowa would kick your a**, too. So I say 0-3!

Post #8   11/1/07 12:13:57PM   

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You'd share ze #1 spot with Mirko Ze Zuperman..ic
Since you are buddies you won't fight each other but you'll rule ze world together!!!

VIVA LA HIGHKICK!

Post #9   11/1/07 12:22:53PM   

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Posted by ohiostate1016

You'd probably lose to "Check" Kongo and maybe Assuerio Silva. Minowa would kick your a**, too. So I say 0-3!



I thought it was "Chetch"? At least that's how TIMMAY! said it (isn't it?).

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LOL, Stickan... if I could give you props again I would.

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Post #10   11/1/07 12:27:43PM   

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Posted by Stickan

You'd share ze #1 spot with Mirko Ze Zuperman..ic
Since you are buddies you won't fight each other but you'll rule ze world together!!!

VIVA LA HIGHKICK!




LOL LOL LOL !!!

Post #11   11/1/07 1:18:30PM   

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For all of you who is saying that I would be losing in ze ufc 0-3, or even one fight, you are sorely mistaken, like a silly femme drinking milk from the teat of a male vache! If you doubt my prowess in ze battles, at least admit that I would be fighting at the least 12-24 fights in a year, if not ze 36 grand fightings! All I will say to those who doubt me, is be renting my movie "Ze Quest", starring mon favoritism actor, Jean-Claude!!!
Love, VanDAMN!

Post #12   11/1/07 5:44:35PM   

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36-0
all 36 wins coming by way of that move where he does the splits and then punches the guy right in the bread basket... or some kind of slow motion flying kick to the head.

Post #13   11/2/07 3:54:24PM   

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id say 2-0
After you beat Frank Dux and Steven Segal of course.

Post #14   11/3/07 10:09:37AM   

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1-0 After you beat your bishop over Kylie Minogues (in Street Fighter) combat trouser leg. You fkin nonce case.

Post #15   11/4/07 6:43:43PM   
 
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