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Heavyweight Chump
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Career record: 127-62
Season: 53-17 (#30)
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Im a Geriatric Gynecologist.
mmm...roast beef sounds good right now!
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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handy
CHECK IT OUT: Left Lane Cruiser
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Post #46 7/29/08 11:07:30PM
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Linye
MMA Regular
Career record: 111-57
Season: 13-6 (#6432)
Location: Puerto Rico
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Now I'm a student. Next year, a Land Surveyor.
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Post #47 7/30/08 6:58:39PM
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Dancing Mod With Tha HAND
Career record: 194-134
Season: 31-21 (#3708)
Location: Maryland
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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"Brock's a big bloke, isn't he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend you'd tuck him in!" - Ricky Hatton
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Post #48 7/31/08 5:46:05PM
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casey64
MMA Sensei
Career record: 155-93
Season: 44-25 (#2004)
Location: Football Field
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school
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Post #49 7/31/08 5:51:39PM
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casey64
MMA Sensei
Career record: 155-93
Season: 44-25 (#2004)
Location: Football Field
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Posted by zephead
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY DO I!!!!
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Post #50 7/31/08 5:53:01PM
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Bills 54 KC 33
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Career record: 171-103
Season: 45-25 (#705)
Location: Canada
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29 father of 9 month daughter
EX mILITARY, AND Now Sales Manager with company in Canada.
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Career Record: 200 wins - 116 losses (63% win rate)
Season Rank: #224 out of 2546 (333 total points)
Season Record: 42 wins - 23 losses (65% win rate)
My Bankroll: $8,138 (#61 out of 2579)
East Coast Pitbulls
We chomp down on the competition!
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Post #51 7/31/08 5:59:53PM
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soundboy1
MMA Regular
Career record: 91-56
Season: 40-29 (#2056)
Location: nyc
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Posted by 40ouncetofreedom
Im a Geriatric Gynecologist.
That's funny because I am an amateur gynecologist...
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Post #52 8/7/08 8:26:49PM
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I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHA F*CKER
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Career record: 135-93
Season: 39-31 (#2217)
Location: Denver, Colorado Birthplace of the UFC
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Operations Manager for PetSmart
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Broncos will go 11-5
4-0 av bets
He's been known to cure narcalepsy by just walking into a room. His orgin donation card list his beard. He is a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any idea's
he is SpiderSilva
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Post #53 8/8/08 12:34:48AM
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