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Which fighter would you like to have backing you up in a barfight?

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So, I got in a little dust-up in a bar this weekend. I was by myself in an unfamiliar bar, so I should've probably kept a lower profile... but c'est la vie. I was in a disagreement with one guy and when it got serious I got jumped big time by several others. Anyways, after I got the hell outta there with what was left of my buzz and my pride (lol just kidding, I don't feel bad about running from an unwinnable situation) I got to thinking about who I wish had been there with me to even the odds.
At first I thought of friends, but then I realized what an excellent thread the topic would be if I thought of MMA fighters.

Here is what I came up with:

Wanderlei Silva- watch his bare-knuckle NHB days and you'll see what the hell I'm talking about... He is the kinda of guy that clears a bar.

What do you guys think? Who would you have backing you up?

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Post #1   10/2/07 6:09:22PM   

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Mark Hunt, he would just sit there and let them smash chair, bottles, pool sticks over his head until they get too tired and give up and then BAM! Atomic Butt Drop!

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Bob Sapp. I hate him as a fighter but with a dude that big behind me ain't nobody talking shit lol

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Houston Alexander. Hes very intimidating.
Mike Swick. Those "punches in bunches" will drop quite a few guys in a hurry.
Mayhem Miller. Hes so damn weird I'm sure they'll want to kick his azz, not mine

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Mark Hunt because he is invincible, or Jerome Le Banner because he could KO everyone.

If I had to pick a bad lads team to go drinking with, it would be me, Mark Hunt, Jerome Le Banner, Ray Sefo and Peter Aerts. We'd kick some arse!

Post #5   10/2/07 6:32:05PM   

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rampage or robbie lawler

Post #6   10/2/07 6:44:25PM   

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Kimbo Slice
Jerome Lebanner
Mark Hunt


And if for some reason we couldn't pick a fight, I'd still have a badass drinking team. Kimbo bringin up the bear for the 40oz slug!

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bas rutten he knows all the tricks of the trade
don frye. you know he has been in his share of bar fights
andrei arlovski. when he gets the alcohol in his system the true pitbull comes out

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Bas Rutten - obvious reasons

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Rampage for sure......he has it all.chin..stamina..power..speed....not only can he fight,but he can entertain and help me get chicks....c'mon..he's the champ!....plus he always has a weapon around his neck..

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tank abbott, it doesnt matter what kind of bar youre in(biker, college, corner) no one would mess with him, plus his self proclaimed bar fight record is as impressive as anyone elses resume.

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Bob Sapp He is so big no one would want to fight you because they might be the one that gets hit by him. I would also take Rampageas long as he had his grill in!

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Posted by jgordon85


andrei arlovski. when he gets the alcohol in his system the true pitbull comes out



Only if he had his long hair Fangs in and didn't shave anything. He looks real mean like that!

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well i would have to say my best bet would be rampage. he would make em laugh so they leave you alone. then pry fedor or anderson silva just because.

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Rampage, Wanderlei Silva, and Andrei Arlovski when he had the long hair, crazy beard and the fangs.

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