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my brother, "he should jam his thumbs in that guy's eye"

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Post #76   7/8/08 5:23:09PM   

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i was talkin to this chick and mentioned to her that i like mma. she then started arguing with me that it is completely staged and all the blood is fake
she was so lucky that she was hot

Post #77   8/30/08 8:08:48PM   

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(After a head kick KO)

"Why did he fall over? This is clearly fake, it's one step up from WWE, I could easily take one of those kicks, it wouldn't hurt"

I didn't even bother arguing back.

Post #78   8/31/08 9:24:13AM   

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Posted by Ben_Hutch

(After a head kick KO)

"Why did he fall over? This is clearly fake, it's one step up from WWE, I could easily take one of those kicks, it wouldn't hurt"

I didn't even bother arguing back.




Post #79   8/31/08 11:03:02AM   

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someone posted a story about how someone at worked asked if they were still allowed to fight to the death during mma...


i forget what ufc but joe and mike..went someting like this

mike: i wish i spoke portugese so i could hear what their corner is saying
joe: uh...thats Japanese. (pause) Isn't your wife Japanese?
mike (sadly) yes.

Post #80   8/31/08 3:09:11PM   

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Posted by MFOTHER

someone posted a story about how someone at worked asked if they were still allowed to fight to the death during mma...


i forget what ufc but joe and mike..went someting like this

mike: i wish i spoke portugese so i could hear what their corner is saying
joe: uh...thats Japanese. (pause) Isn't your wife Japanese?
mike (sadly) yes.



Thats one of my favorite Goldberg moments. I cant remeber it exactly either but i think its this

Mike: I wish I spoke portugese so i could hear what their corner is saying
Joe: Thats not porgugese, thats japanese.
Mike: Oh, I wouldn't know
Joe: Your the one with a Japanese wife, brother
Mike: True

Post #81   8/31/08 8:04:15PM   

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The worst I really ever hear is the same old "They're a bunch of pussies" or "He lost this and/or that fight, he sucks now" and of course that ground fighting is immensely boring.

Post #82   8/31/08 8:27:14PM   

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Posted by JukeboxJim

The worst I really ever hear is the same old "They're a bunch of pussies" or "He lost this and/or that fight, he sucks now" and of course that ground fighting is immensely boring.




As someone who is a grappler mainly.. I can understand how to someone who does not understand the fine line two top grapplers are walking and how a simple mistake can lead to a broken bone or getting passed out or such.. to the untrained yes grappling can seem quite dull... Its like watching chess.. if you do not understand the game.. yea it is very dull to watch...

Post #83   9/5/08 2:27:11PM   

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lol my friend that thinks he knows everything "Anderson Silva is not that good BJ Penn killd him back at UFC 74"




Post #84   9/5/08 11:27:32PM   

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just a few hours ago my friend says(while watching a fight)

"god i hate when those pussies back up to the fence"

which he followed up with

"just throw a punch you little bitch"

i gave up trying to explain the details of anything MMA anymore.....when i hear a stupid comment i just agree and shut up

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Post #85   9/5/08 11:32:38PM   

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In the UK theres a UFC chat/news show show called ultimate talk OMG i have never heard so many bad pronounciations of names in my life the announcers clearly have no clue what they are talking about

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buddy of mine: " I knew that redneck would get KTFO"

get real, no one really KNEW liddell was going to sleep.

Post #87   9/7/08 10:19:18AM   

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My girlfriend's dad always says stuff that cracks me up. "Now, can he go for the boston crab from that position?"

"When he's got him in the choke why doesn't he just punch him in the face?"

"I wonder how one of these guys would do against my old Tae Kwon Do instructor. He's pretty good."

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Posted by bjj1605

"When he's got him in the choke why doesn't he just punch him in the face?"




Offer to put him in a choke and have him punch you in the face. When he wakes up maybe he'll be convinced why they don't do that.

I've used a similar tactic on other people that think martial artists are jokes and it has always worked (at least to shut them up). Some times people need to learn the hard way.

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Posted by bjj1605

"When he's got him in the choke why doesn't he just punch him in the face?"




Offer to put him in a choke and have him punch you in the face. When he wakes up maybe he'll be convinced why they don't do that.

I've used a similar tactic on other people that think martial artists are jokes and it has always worked (at least to shut them up). Some times people need to learn the hard way.



I would but he's my GF's dad so i kind of have to stay on his good side. I do the same thing with my friends tho. One of my buddies argued with me by saying that slaming was an effective way to defend the triangle. I insisted that against a good bjj guy its not a high percentage technique. He needed a demonstration so I put him in a triangle, hooked his leg when i tried to pick me up, and watched his face turn purple. I did the same thing in a NAGA match and my oponent almost passed out.

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