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Posted by hotrodttt

Not gonna lie, I'd probably hit it



Not gonna lie, but she'll probably be the one doing the hitting...

Post #16   2/7/12 10:03:17AM   

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Buubles looks like he is ready for war!!!!

Post #17   2/7/12 11:06:38AM   

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Posted by bjj1605




Things I would rather have sex with.



Sarah Jessica Parker

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Post #18   2/7/12 11:29:50AM   

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I don't think I'm ready to be punished by a tough woman in bed. Im more for the prissy girly type. Having sex with her would be what I imagine a HJ from Chuck Norris would feel like.

Post #19   2/7/12 11:33:25AM   

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Posted by Theoutlaw08

I don't think I'm ready to be punished by a tough woman in bed. Im more for the prissy girly type. Having sex with her would be what I imagine a HJ from Chuck Norris would feel like.


You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?

Post #20   2/7/12 12:36:06PM   

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Posted by ruyen

You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?



What's so abnormal about that?

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Post #21   2/7/12 12:47:09PM   

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Posted by emfleek


Posted by ruyen

You imagine getting HJ's from Chuck Norris?



What's so abnormal about that?




I thought it was normal...I also imagine tickling his beard.
Whats wrong with that?

Post #22   2/7/12 12:59:00PM   

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Posted by NE-1

I heard she's huge....

nah just average, it's not more than 6 inches.

Post #23   2/7/12 3:15:58PM   

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Sarah Jessica Parker vs Cyborg

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #24   2/7/12 4:01:27PM   

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Giggety giggety I'm in love! She can choke my chicken as long as she wants I would never tap!

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Id need a bottle of Whiskey, 5 gallons of Lube, and a very small dick to hit that

Post #26   2/7/12 5:47:08PM   

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Posted by BeeR

Id need a bottle of Whiskey, 5 gallons of Lube, and a very small dick to hit that



well you already have 1 of those 3

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Post #27   2/7/12 6:06:52PM   

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damn right, I always by KY in bulk.

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