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Posted by Jason-plata
Man: "Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre! "
Woman: " I'm sorry, it's what?"
Man: "Inevit, inevitabre."
Woman: "One more time."
Man: "[shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your f@cking ears!"
Team America: World Police
"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
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Post #16 8/23/08 4:02:14PM
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forrest gump
damn cant believe i didnt know the team america....just told gf i needed to buy movie bc i hadnt seen it in a while....now i have proof lol
"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. "
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Post #17 8/23/08 4:49:52PM
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Next Friday.....
Dad: "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
Son: "Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust."
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Post #18 8/23/08 5:02:54PM
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Posted by Jason-plata
Next Friday.....
Dad: "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
Son: "Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust."
wasnt it the original Friday?
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Post #19 8/23/08 5:08:53PM
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Yep you are right...
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Post #20 8/23/08 5:12:07PM
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npayant
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Posted by Jason-plata
Next Friday.....
Dad: "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
Son: "Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust."
Christmas Vacation!!
New one:
"I raised you to be a winner, so win! Fire that f*$%ing pigskin!!"
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Post #21 8/23/08 5:23:52PM
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Varsity blues...
Guy: "I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo, they speak only French.
Girl: " Really?"
Guy: "You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion."
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Post #22 8/23/08 5:34:43PM
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"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"
Gladiator.
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Post #23 8/23/08 5:34:47PM
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Posted by Jason-plata
Varsity blues...
Guy: "I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo, they speak only French.
Girl: " Really?"
Guy: "You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion."
Big fish
Edit - Quote:
"I'm like a little boy who plays with his dick when he's nervous."
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BJ Penn beat Frankie Edgar more times than Benson Henderson beat Frankie Edgar.
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Post #24 8/23/08 5:45:11PM
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Where is your quote??
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Post #25 8/23/08 5:47:37PM
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Wow.... I do not know that one... Thats amusing though..
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Post #26 8/23/08 7:22:59PM
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"I thought you said he was a getaway driver...what the **** can he get away from?"
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Post #27 8/23/08 7:46:56PM
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Posted by Boo_Radley21
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver...what the **** can he get away from?"
Snatch, f*cking quality film.
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Post #28 8/23/08 8:07:10PM
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Edit - Quote:
"I'm like a little boy who plays with his dick when he's nervous."
 Tropic Thunder
"One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a ******* dinosaur and get a job!"
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Post #29 8/23/08 8:47:09PM
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"One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a ******* dinosaur and get a job!"
the best movie of the year, Step Brothers
might not be the exact quote, but is pretty accurate:
Man:Is that blow on your shirt ?
Man 2: hey, this is Hollywood ain't it ?
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Post #30 8/23/08 9:51:14PM
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