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On receiving my 500th prop, I just wanted to say a special thanks to one heck of a lot of people!

The Playground is still my favourite place to spend my internet time

Thank you all for logging on and using some of your valuable life on the playground, especially to all you sidegame players, all you MODs for stopping everything but the Bisping fighter bashing, and all you valuable and quality posters.


SO here we go. This is what I have done to say thank you:

If I won the euromillions (lottery) and won enough money I would travel across America to see a select 50 of you a different state for every different playground member. 50 PG Members – 50 states. I fly you out to that state, (unless you live there) and whilst we’re there I’ll pay for everything we do whilst we’re out there. You do what I want to do with you, take you out on some expensive dates :winkface: buy you some expensive presents to take you back to your family, the works.

So on that note heres the list. Below is what we’d do, what I’d buy for you, where I’d take you etc. =

Alabama - Bubbles
Alaska - Budgellism
Arizona – Shawn911111111111
Arkansas - kopower
California - BSB
Colorado - gartface
Connecticut - hotrodtt
Delaware - SpiderSilva
Florida - Rabi
Georgia - danclarke
Hawaii - dancingdoll
Idaho - ShaneTFucking Pain
Illinois - hashyandy
Indiana - emfleek
Iowa - Iohmann
Kansas - Druidnh
Kentucky - frizzlecake
Louisiana - FlashyG
Maine - FranklinFan47
Maryland - warglory
Massachusetts - prozacnation
Michigan - aether
Minnesota - Adrenaline
Mississippi - FastKO
Missouri - jae_1833
Montana - BuffaloDave
Nebraska - theoutlaw08
Nevada - Kpro
New Hampshire – Boo Radley
New Jersey - infrestructure
New Mexico - P$
New York - DoTheMMAth
North Carolina – Chris Sabal
North Dakota - ghandikush
Ohio - Poor_Franklin
Oklahoma - airkerma
Oregon - prophecy
Pennsylvania - Chael Sonnen
Rhode Island – jakewalters
South Carolina - aussiemma
South Dakota - scoozna
Tennessee - TeamDey
Texas - george112
Utah - grappler
Vermont - sparky
Virginia – Playground_Samurai
Washington - Pookie
West Virginia - KungFuMaster
Wisconsin - cowcatcher
Wyoming - voodoo-jitsu

Bubbles – Alabama. Sweet home Alabama. We have a lot to get through mate, I have never seen an episode of the trailer park boys. We buy some villa somewhere a massive cinema tv and crack through all the seasons, takeaway galore, energy drink our fucking arses off. Argue about everything together, then whenever we’re fed up with each other. I for some reason think you’d like to watch some NASCAR. Fuck that. We’ll pimp out our car and rage the shit out of it on the track itself (talledega super speedway bitch), then I’d send the car and you back too Canada. So you just work out how we qualify to compete and sit in the same car.

Budge – Alaska. There’s you thinking why the fuck did I get the place that isn’t even America. You live in Canada and it snows. Also, I haven’t done weed in over 7 years, if I’m gonna break that with anyone in the world it’s gonna be with you mate, so we’ll go get baked camp out for a week with mountains of disposable BBQs and meat on the glaciers. Eat, Shit, Sleep in the wild, cold, baked every day. Send you off with enough money to never need to spend 2 cent on weed ever again.

Arizona – Shawnieboy19111119111 Your the lucky SOB who gets to go trekking with me in the grand canyon, we all know you like your negative attitude persona thats fine with me, but hopefully spending a long weekend with me In the baking heat will cheer you up about life just a tad? If you remain happy I’ll fly it you back to New York and buy you season tickets to the NY Yankees? How does that sound?

Arkansas – kopower, hey man, bring your camping stuff swimming kit and we’ll just swim and camp next to the tripple falls for a weekend have a good catch up on life, heck you can even bring your kid and the mother of the kid, that bullies t shirt and that balloon! Just make sure there prepared for the adventures, waterfalls and treks, and if your not down with camping fuck it we won’t but the least we’ll do is take a boat out down the buffalo national river. After the weekend I might have thought of an epic present to return to you for my present, that I can’t appreciate enough.

California – BSB... Well your the one who says Britain sucks? You show me stuff, prove it. Ill get us tickets to Playboy mansion, you get me tickets to the thing you call college football. I’ll see if we can pop into Cesar Gracie and see Stockton, and explore silicon valley. But I expect you to have at least found a way to get to the holllywood sign so we can paint it red and gold, thats the colour of your team right? Yeah well thats what we’re doing.

Colorado, the rocky mountain avec the face of gart. Well boy you better start buying some mountain hiking gear cause me you our bags full of hiking gear and camping supplies are gonna camp on top of the highest peak. Also, I’ll fly back with you as I wanna eat at the taco shop you had a picture with, that thing looked awesome!

Connecticut – well hotrodtt there was always gonna be small states but don’t take it personally. I am still gonna give you a wodge of cash and we’ll go to some local bet shop and see how much money you can make in real life. After blowing all that money at the foxwood casino!!! I know of one thing in Connecticut and thats the Gillette castle... So maybe we’ll visit that... who knows... the more money we make at the casino the longer we’ll be there, all I know is your good at wagering, have more accolades than I have eyelashes (probably).

Delaware – SpiderSilva. So ima flying you out to Delaware, again someone had to get a small state and im sorry about this, maybe I can compensate for it, as we’ll be hitting up riverfront Wilmington shopping mall, and ill deck us both out looking proper fancy so we can go on a night on the town in some tux’s and if anyone gives us some dodgy looks well fuck them, with all the opera houses and art galleries we still probably wont be the smartest people in Delaware but fuck them anyway!

Florida – Rabi and since we’ll be doing all the water parks theme parks we had better invite Ciara too. Disney, Universal, MGM, we’ll be hitting them all, and if thats not good enough we’ll take one of those boats with the big arse fans on the back and cruise it along the rivers with alligators in. I’m also pretty confident that the blackzillians train outta florida, so we’ll pop into there gym and try and set you up with a few video interviews with the likes of Rashad, Overeem and Belfort. And when you finally get home feeling like its all over I’ll make that dream of yours happen man, and get Chael Sonnen on the mma mental podcast for you, my treat.

Georgia – danclarke, I doubt you’ll see this post so I’ll just say I picked this cause your british, they held an Olympics there not too long ago, so I wanna check out how there centennial Olympic park is compared to how us brits did here in 2012 Woop Woop. You’re awesome man and if your reading this thinking I kept it short and sweet im sorry, ill PM you a bigger one if you want!

Hawaii – DD. Hot weather, bikinis, sandy beaches, bikinis, clear oceans and bikinis. You’re lucky I picked you and not Kpro :winkface:

Idaho – ShaneTPain, first things first, it wont be just me and you in a boat travelling down the mountain ranges camping, we’ll have to find a way to get T-Pain himself down there for a night. After that night we have the whole Sawtooth Range to trek so you better get prepared. Also I heard Idaho is called the potato state so you better be prepared to be carbed up shitless, whatever they can do with a potato we’ll eat..... Chips all the way to potato salad, just cause we can.

Illinois – hashyandy, come on man, Illinois has about 100,000 things to do, but I know you like your basketball so we’ll go see the most prolific basketball team in the USA, and we’ll find a way of meeting Michael Jordan himself, wherever we have to fly too or drive too. As for the rest of chi-town, we both know theres a lot to do there, boat trip down the city river, trump building, etc etc etc, but hey man I wanna get to know you personally and theres a tonne of stuff to do in Illinois so it seems perfect.

Indiana – emfleek. Come on man, you live there! I expect you to show me round and get me a tonne of good food! I expect you to take me to see the great lakes, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, your family and call me a bitch multiple times and show me whats awesome out there in Indiana, also I’ll have a word with your company and pay them enough so that they can unlock the PG so you can actually be on here more often.

Iowa – Iohmann, im sure the Iowa and iohm have no significance but I couldn’t give a fuck. That was your mistake cause your PG name is so close to your actual name! I’m still a bit gutted you never joined our camp after I invited you! But whatever man, we can chill out in iohwa check out the mississipi and most importantly get on one of those crazy ass boats with the water-mill thing at the back of it.

Kansas – Druidnh. So ive only ever heard of Kansas twice? Once in the wizard of oz and the other is when people talk about all the theme parks. I’m scared of heights so normal hate rollercoasters, but I’m sure I would not wanna be upstaged by my rival Druidnh! Anything he does or goes on I know I can and I’ll do it better! Haven’t seen you on the boards in a while now but rivals till the end buddy! Expect everything we do to be a contest, from eating to sleeping to seeing who can have sex the longest to who can make out with the fattest girl. It’d be a whale of a time.

Kentucky – frizzlecake. It’s nothing personal man as I’ve never spoken to you on the boards, but now would be a great time to get to know you. Lunch everyday is gonna be KFC, your not escaping that one, and when me and you go to the Kentucky derbys to watch some races, expect to be forced for both of us to go as impersonasists of Cl. Sanders himself.

Louisana – FlashyG. I owe you a tonne for all your help with the sport survivor, so every sport that’ll take place in that state whilst we’re there we’ll be watching from fishing to pool. And whilst doing all that I expect a tonne of jazz as I swear thats what the states famous for after all. Hope your down with that, ill even send you home with a saxophone, so whenever the next time I come I expect you to be plading in one of the jazz venues or at least the jazz cafes.

Maine – Hell Yeah! FranklinFan47, another Canadian resident. I hope you like the snow as much as I do as we’re heading up ski-ing at baker’s mountain and for all your mma knowledge and helping me with the pick’s ill send you away with a brand new set of ski stuff. I can ski so maybe for once I can teach you something? Probably not... One thing to mention though, ive been to maine twice. Both times it was raining like ape shit.... Not sure if this is common but I see us driving around a lot so as well as the ski kit I might send you away in a fancy convertable. Why? I’ve always wanted to have it rain on me in a convertable and if it’s not mine I’m sure I’d love it even more.

Maryland – I’m sorry warglory that you also have a small state, I don’t know you personally, but I know you like the patriots, so ill send you away with a season ticket to watch them play, however as for Maryland, we’ll go visit the babe ruth museum... and star spangled banner flag house. Other than that I know fuck all about Maryland so we’ll just kick it back and relax.

Massachusetts – Prozacnation. Salem Witch Museum, ill just stare at you the whole time and I know I wont be scared you sexy beast.

Aether – Michigan. After that talk about music the other day it got me thinking, there are some songs I enjoy... I’m sorry that im taking you to the slums man... However I used to be big fans of kid rock and Eminem, so you could definitely show me your sorts of music and ill show you where my old sort of music came from... Also I’m pretty confident ford came outta there so we’ll be driving round in a fucking beautiful corvette. Also we’ll chill out at the Detroit Zoo, also we’ll pay some zoo keeper and see who lasts the longest in the pool with the polar bears before one of us shits themselves. I’m sorry we never agree on anything man, but your an awesome guy.

Minnesota – Adrenaline, first thing we need to discuss when we’re face to face is why the hell you don’t make picks?!?! And if you want to behave like a child by not showing up to exams on the PG. Then ill take you to nickledeon universe.

Mississippi – FastKO, you live there mate, however... Before we get this thing started I do expect us to go all the way up the river and all the way down it so we’re gonna need a boat. Plus all the alchol we’ll be drinking... we’re gonna need a bigger boat. I don’t care if you live miles from the river the boat will be yours to keep. I don’t care how long it takes for us to go all the way up and down the river either, I just hope you wont get bored in my presence.... Anyway after the epic voyage, I expect you to show me round Mississippi. Another thing I expect and look forward to seeing is the geyser falls water park, I think that’d be awesome, I don’t care if we’re too old or if its not the summer!

Missouri – Jae 1833, I don’t know about you man but this is one thing I’d be looking forward to seeing, The Gateway arch. Even though I don’t know you personally I just have a great feeling about this state. I’m sure we’d have a great time travelling and heck, it’d be great to properly iintroduce you to project mayhem!!!

Montana, I thought at first Montana was gonna be a state of wimps but then I found out its pretty hardcore with all the cowboys and rodeos. So I thought... I’m gonna need a real American outback animal to take me to see this so I picked BuffaloDave. Again like many people here I don’t kknow you all that personally but the name buffalo suggests your a real man, you like your sport, beer and meat, so we’ll live it up real manly in Montana. If possible. And if your down for it we’d get our asses on the Horses ourselves, just to prove how manly we are.

Nebraska – I’m sure theres a song named after this place. The outlaw8. Again like buffalo dave I expect you to be a very manly guy and so I’m sure we can enjoy the steaks which nebraskas famous for, as for Nebraska itself... Maybe we’ll just kick it back and chill out together, however I have been told the state museum is incredible. Just stay here on the PG man! I don’t want a prolonged absence again.

Nevada – Kpro. Someone had to get vegas, someone had to show me a good time. Someone had to do so much cocaine with me and wake up naked with me with a dead hooker with a golf club in the side of the head outside our doorstep as we question why we were in bed with each other naked, it had to be someone. I sense you’ve seen this scenario thousands of times, so I guess fine, you’ll know how to handle it. All jokes aside your fucking hilarious so I had to pick the state of partying with you.

New Hampshire – Boo Radley. You’re not on here much anymore, I don’t know New Hampshire and I don’t know you... So I’m sure we could get to know each other and the state here.

New Jersey – a lot of tv programmes bash this state... I hope its better than they make it out to be as I’m dying to visit Moreys Theme Park. So I’ll send you infrastructure all the way from Down under just to come visit it with me. And who know’s man. The states so fucking small I might end up catching a flight back home with you so you can show me how you live life back down under.

PMONEYY – New Mexico. You’re lucky and unlucky, first things first we have to go to GJ’s and punch him and Jon Jones in the face. Then we have to leg it and let the heat from the cops to die down in the desert. I know you love your x files man and I hope you like your ancient aliens too! As a lot of creepy shit happens in New Mexico... Nobody better to be with than a believer (I hope) too. I plan on laying low for a good month, so I wanna camp in all the scary spots. Also man those Ice Caves look fucking phenomenal. Your doing a great job on the podcast and sound like a fucking awesome guy. You can bring your wife on the adventure too man but I hope she doesn’t scream to much when we’ throw rocks at flying saucers.

New York – DoTheMMAth, whether you created the site or run the site you do a fucking awesome job doing it so I wanna spend my time with you at the financial capital of the world. There’s a fucking boatload of stuff to do in NY so I’m not gonna name anything.

North Carolina – ChrisSabal, another case of I don’t know you personally and I don’t know much about the state. Well that’s a lie, I know you screwed me out of your fantasy game I don’t know how you managed to think James Head would lose to Lytle, or Matt Serra would lose even one fight... But you know, I also know Carolina created pepsi, so that’s all we’re drinking when we’re out there. Also the last thing I heard fairly recently was that the wright brothers made there first flight there. So we’ll take one of those 2 man planes and fly high in the sky. Speaking of being high, you must be high if you think either Khabib or Paul lose in your next game... there undefeated for a reason.

Ghandikush – what the hell type of name is that. North Dakota. A lot of people on the PG think your a troll, so lets you and me go out visit hell’s acre and the badlands, and we’ll see if you are a bad man.

Ohio – PoorFrankin. Fuck I hated Cleveland when I was there. We’ll rent a room in some hotel, visit the rock and roll museum so you can tell me about the music your into. Then what we’ll do after that is beyond a fucking joke. We are gonna play so much draw something... Just kidding, this will probably be a case of order 50 pizzas to a place across the road whilst we sit in the hotel laughing are asses off, as well as ordering strippers to the room just to see how much they’d charge to get in a bathtub of custard naked then clip our toenails. It’d be that sorta fun.

Oklahoma – airkerma. Your display pictures with rumble so I hope for you sake you love food as much as I do. We’ll call rumble and also get him down here for this. As all 3 of us are gonna head to the meers and have the meers burger. After we’ve stuffed our face with meat we’ll see what else Oklahoma has to offer, with rumble of course.

Oregon – prophecy. I had a choice of you or ncordless for your home state, so first things first we’ll call him up and see what he’s up to with his lawyer line of work then first things first, you show me round your epic state man, show me where you grew up the works. I am looking forward to seeing tonnes of Christmas trees and the multnolmah falls. I heard that thing’s pretty damn special, also I’ve seen pictures of a bridge across it so we’re walking that. I heard with the coastline and landscapes oregons one of the nicest cities out there. Also another person we have to meet when we’re out there is Chael. If you can’t show me the mean streets, I’m sure he can. It’d be awesome to hang out with you though man, and I’d hang out with you for so long you’d have to go back to work. I’d chill with you in your truck (im pretty sure your a driver of some kind.) I fucking hope so now that ive written that down...

Pennsylvania – Chael_Sonnen. After you’ve met me and Prophecy and gone on rays podcast, ill fly us out to Pennsylvania, 2 reasons. Isn’t it the gay capital of the world? I’m gonna need a body guard... Also I read your post about the one person you wanna punch in the face... That was Obama, so I picked a state near the whitehouse, my money will get us in there for a tour and then we say hi and boom, you bop him one and we leg it like crazy, and when we get home, we’ll call Silva out and have a big BBQ together... I know how you like them steaks buddy.

Rhode Island – Jakewalters, it’s a shame the state’s so small man. I really love your podcast! You do a great job buddy ? thank you so much for the sponsorship money. I’d definitely make it up to you, However I’m pretty sure quahog rhode island is fictional, so we’re gonna get some guys in and build a mini model replica of quahog in rhode island. I hope you like family guy haha! Also once we’ve finished I just like Ray will get one of your favourite fighters on the podcast, I’m talking Chael Sonnen!

South Carolina – aussiemma you ask me 3 days ago to write this thing? You wouldn’t have been mentioned. Now that I realised I was a dick I think you deserve to be in it. We’d head out to South Carolina to go camping next to the black swamp. I expect you to bring your Australian billabong swim trunks buddy cause we’re also going swimming in that thing. Hopefully we don’t see the swamp monster. But anyway we’d have plenty of time out camping to settle our differences. And talk about the real serious matters such as are you crazy?! Australia’s shit at cricket. Best team ever? Bullshit. ;)

South Dakota – scoozna. I’m not sure if we can or not but we’re going to the top of mount rushmore. I know there’s not a great deal to be done in S.D however I’d love to get to know you. And you’ve gotta teach me how to be an antipansy man! I’m worrying that I am one... and on that note what the hell is a scoozna. You seem like you make up words on the spot! It’d be an honour to get to know this state with you.

Tennessee – TeamDey, sorry man, don’t know you or the state, lets get to know each other in the state. And keep it quiet but we’re gonna egg elvis presley’s house ;)

Texas. Really really excited to go here, so let george112, the man who freaking lives there. Let him show me round. There is so much to do in this state naming them all is crazy, but we’re gonna get fat as its the fatest state in America and visit the space station, and see a whole bunch of cowboys. That’s what I wanna do, after that, you can show me whats what!

Utah – grappler, your such a tech geek it’s gonna be hard to drag you away from your computer im sure ;) so I decided we’re gonna rent a boat and camp out in the middle of the great lake to get to know each other. I’m joking, im looking forward to seeing salt lake city and I’m sure there are plenty of places out there to party. After we’ve done with that we’ll go shopping and I’ll send you home with a suitcase full of tech devices for all the help you given me with my gif! Thanks man!

Vermont – sparky. I decided I’m gonna take you out to the middle of the national historical park, you’ll tell me everything I need to know about mma, who’ll beat who, all the hypothetical matchups , then ill drug you, send you off to peurto rico to be a bum and I’ll use your mma knowledge to make loads of money and you’ll be a nobody in peurto rico and nobody will believe anything a peurto Rican says. JK If I did that I wouldn’t ever be able to here all the stories of the peurto Ricans you’d have to tell me!

Virginia – You have a kid, who I bet is very noisy gspfan, so I’m gonna take you and me out to the smith mountain lake to relax so you can get away from all the noise that happens in your house. Then after that ill fly home with you and see how well your kids getting on! Hope everythings alright with you mate!

Washington – Pookie, your intelligent as fuck... well either you or sparky is... whichever your going to Washington with me to learn something about something at the Smithsonian, after that we can get white girl wasted everynight, theres a lot to do in Washington so I think it’d be pretty damn awesome to go with someone as awesome as you.

West Virginia. One up KungFuMaster, we founded your ass. So I’m taking you to where it all started ;). JK your an incredible guy KFM with a crazy personality and I know you take a lot of things personally and your a very bright guy so taking you to where it all started would be great. I went to Collenial Williamsburg once before however I’m sure with you I’d learn a lot more than when I did when I was 17 going through puberty and just trying to get with the girls on our tourguide.

Wisconsin. – you lucky fuck cowcatcher, whatever happens we’re visiting the Harley Davidson museum and your driving me and this mega hot chick on your back, back to your place (me). Haha, you show me round your parts of town and parts of life man. I expect your house to be full of dildos, maybe have a basement full of naked asian girls, and I expect you to look like Mr T. Literally when I get off the plane I’m pretty sure I’ll have prepared myself so that nothing can possibly suprise me! Just one question, can I be little spoon?

Wyoming – Well after all this we may as well end it shouldn’t we Voodoo Jitsu? We’ll get onto of Yellowstone national park, do a voodoo dance and let the volcano erupt leaving us with 30 years of no sunlight on earth. Prior to doing the dance though we’ll have trekked all the way through the national park and had a great time together mate!

Apologises to JLS and ncordless for not making the cut

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Post #1   9/14/12 2:20:19PM   

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"Mississippi – FastKO, you live there mate, however... Before we get this thing started I do expect us to go all the way up the river and all the way down it so we’re gonna need a boat. Plus all the alchol we’ll be drinking... we’re gonna need a bigger boat. I don’t care if you live miles from the river the boat will be yours to keep. I don’t care how long it takes for us to go all the way up and down the river either, I just hope you wont get bored in my presence.... Anyway after the epic voyage, I expect you to show me round Mississippi. Another thing I expect and look forward to seeing is the geyser falls water park, I think that’d be awesome, I don’t care if we’re too old or if its not the summer!"

Sounds like a plan to me! And don't let the stereotype fool you.. we're not a bunch of inbreed rednecks like everyone says we are! We send those to Alabama. Boat, river, and alcohol? That shouldn't be a problem since you just described the normal weekend vacation for any regular Mississippian.

Post #2   9/14/12 2:42:06PM   

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come on Jay, F1 is the only car racing that matters But racing around a track with you sounds awesome!

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Post #3   9/14/12 3:04:07PM   

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Hell yeah Jay, I'm gonna hold you too this. I'm would show you that Mt. Hood, Central Oregon and the coast are well within driving distance. I'd take you through the ghettos that are West Linn and Lake Oswego and then show you the most beautiful place in the state that is N.E. Portland where the people are the cleanest and nicest you'll ever meet. Then we will call up Chael and play darts at a seedy dive bar before we top off the night at The Dolphin

Anyone from my area would read this and laugh their ass off

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Post #4   9/14/12 3:16:41PM   

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Great Shit Jay!! Really awesome stuff, a very fun read!!

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Post #5   9/14/12 3:19:08PM   

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Epic thread Jay.

Clearly some major Wikipedia research went into this speech.

Strangely homo-erotic too.

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Post #6   9/14/12 3:28:33PM   

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #7   9/14/12 3:49:02PM   

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That is a fucking impressive post. Bravo!

P.S You can be little spoon and have your pick of the basement asians and dildos.

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Post #8   9/14/12 4:45:55PM   

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Posted by jjeans

Nevada – Kpro. Someone had to get vegas, someone had to show me a good time. Someone had to do so much cocaine with me and wake up naked with me with a dead hooker with a golf club in the side of the head outside our doorstep as we question why we were in bed with each other naked, it had to be someone. I sense you’ve seen this scenario thousands of times, so I guess fine, you’ll know how to handle it.




Sounds like a Saturday! Time for you to win the lottery!

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Post #9   9/14/12 5:25:50PM   

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What a post!!!!

OG Fucking Epic Post Prop!!



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Post #10   9/14/12 5:44:02PM   

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Posted by jjeans


Minnesota – Adrenaline, first thing we need to discuss when we’re face to face is why the hell you don’t make picks?!?! And if you want to behave like a child by not showing up to exams on the PG. Then ill take you to nickledeon universe.





Ha ha! Your gonna have to explain the second part to me Mr. Jeans, I'm a little lost on that.


ShaneTpain, when you come to Idaho stop by and say hi, the first round of potatoes is on me!

Post #11   9/14/12 6:56:39PM   

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Great post Jay and congrats on the 500 props! Long overdue imo.

Now to reply to my specific post!


Budge – Alaska. There’s you thinking why the fuck did I get the place that isn’t even America. You live in Canada and it snows. Also, I haven’t done weed in over 7 years, if I’m gonna break that with anyone in the world it’s gonna be with you mate, so we’ll go get baked camp out for a week with mountains of disposable BBQs and meat on the glaciers. Eat, Shit, Sleep in the wild, cold, baked every day. Send you off with enough money to never need to spend 2 cent on weed ever again.


I'm not going to lie, that sounds fucking awesome! My grandparents went to Alaska last year and loved it apparently. Crazy weather even for me though. I'm pretty South when it comes to Canada. But that's besides the point. The real fun is how messed up I would get you. A wide variety of edibles and smoking utensils. In that week I guarantee I'd make you a full fledged pothead. It's just a matter of finding your preference .

I appreciate the kind words though Jay. You're one of my closest friends on here. . I expect another interesting speech when you get your bling

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Post #12   9/14/12 6:57:10PM   

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Awesome job!

Here is what I think of when I think of Delaware



Delaware

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Post #13   9/14/12 7:37:06PM   

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Posted by cowcatcher

That is a fucking impressive post. Bravo!

P.S You can be little spoon and have your pick of the basement asians and dildos.

LOL

Post #14   9/14/12 7:38:49PM   

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Congrats on the full prop meter Jay! You're truly one of my favorite posters, and you've been a great friend since the beginning.


PMONEYY – New Mexico. You’re lucky and unlucky, first things first we have to go to GJ’s and punch him and Jon Jones in the face. Then we have to leg it and let the heat from the cops to die down in the desert. I know you love your x files man and I hope you like your ancient aliens too! As a lot of creepy shit happens in New Mexico... Nobody better to be with than a believer (I hope) too. I plan on laying low for a good month, so I wanna camp in all the scary spots. Also man those Ice Caves look fucking phenomenal. Your doing a great job on the podcast and sound like a fucking awesome guy. You can bring your wife on the adventure too man but I hope she doesn’t scream to much when we’ throw rocks at flying saucers.


I'm up for the assignment! I have the secret to keep us alive in the desert for extended periods of time (hint: it's urine )

As for the X-Files and Ancient Aliens, I certainly am into both. We'll go to the painted desert with our HD cams on night vision and see what we can see! And may I recommend, when you and Shawn are in Arizona, check out the sound bath. It's some next level stuff going on over there!

Thanks for the kind words about the podcast as well. I've been a little harsh on myself in regards to my abilities, and I appreciate your compliment more than you know. You're a good man Jay, and I know big things await for you

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