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Jon gave me a ride to the airport last week.....

Jon gave me a ride to the airport last week.....
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Chael_Sonnen
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After the filming wrapped on TUF - - - needless to say, he can drive pretty well double-fisted....now, throw in a stripper, and a backseat full of prostitutes - - that's a different story.

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Post #1   1/5/13 7:54:51PM   

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Post #2   1/5/13 7:59:02PM   
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Post #3   1/5/13 8:00:58PM   

Randy is King

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I have to spread the love but this is hilarious.

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Post #4   1/5/13 8:02:09PM   

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Frickin awesome. Looks like it could be legit too

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Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.


Post #5   1/5/13 9:30:52PM   

jae_1833
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Sonnen not the voice of reason shows he is much braver than the average man...I wouldn't let Jones drive me anywhere...arive alive don't dui!

Post #6   1/5/13 11:43:17PM   

Come at me bro

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Did you meet BJ Penn at the airport?

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Post #7   1/6/13 12:30:56AM   

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Haha post of the week !!

Post #8   1/6/13 12:41:41PM   

It's dark and hell is hot

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Amazing

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He's been known to cure narcalepsy by just walking into a room. His orgin donation card list his beard. He is a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any idea's he is SpiderSilva

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Post #9   1/6/13 3:21:03PM   

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