Soldier sues hospital over amputated penis |
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The Playground OG
Career record: 656-457
Season: 27-9 (#931)
Location: Lake Jackson, Texas
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Sad Story
A former US soldier is suing the US government for 10 million over an amputated penis. Disabling him from having sex and taking a piss like a normal guy.
Id be suing for a SHIT TON more
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Post #1 10/5/12 6:46:10AM
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BigBadAl
In Full Mount
Career record: 392-304
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: By The Rivers of Babylon
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On the plus side it's going to need re-constructive surgery. He can be like, yeah well it was 13 inches before so I won't accept anything less or I'll sue for more.
Mind you he could just end up with the equivalent of a 13" numb rubber dildo between his legs.
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Post #2 10/5/12 9:20:12AM
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Bubbles > jakewalters
Career record: 586-353
Season: 29-7 (#145)
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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I sense a new world record: longest time having sex without ejaculating. He could go for days 
but seriously that sucks. I'd sue for much more for taking away my manhood
Last edited 10/5/12 10:09AM by bubbles
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Post #3 10/5/12 10:08:38AM
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KE Released in MAtter
Career record: 614-367
Season: 27-9 (#585)
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Absolutely terrible. I want to make a joke but this is just too terrible. I don't know what I would do in that situation
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Post #4 10/5/12 10:35:27AM
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187
MMA Regular
Career record: 313-216
Season: 12-11 (#1797)
Location: Australia
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10 million??
shit, have my dick..
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Post #5 10/5/12 10:49:20AM
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Combat Sport and Fitness
Career record: 375-265
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Mean streets of Enumclaw, WA
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it was done by the VA (veterans administration), i have VA health insurence. they are hands down the most fucked up insurance i have ever seen. it doesnt cost me any money so you would think that i shouldnt bitch about it, but when i have to wait 2 MONTHS to see a doctor it makes the insurance almost worthless. by the time i can see a doctor i will be pretty much healed of whatever was ailing me. i would be willing to pay monthly for other insurance just so i have usable health care. sorry for the rant but seeing this happen to a fellow military member AFTER they gave up at piece of their life for their country i almost fuckin lost it.
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Post #6 10/5/12 2:11:08PM
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ghandikush
MMA Sensei
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If he goes gay he could have butt orgasms...... just sayin
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Post #7 10/5/12 2:56:48PM
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It's dark and hell is hot
Career record: 897-593
Season: 30-6 (#359)
Location: Denver, Colorado Birthplace of the UFC
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Fuck. I love my penis. If it was removed I'd make MrsSpidersilva go backdoor on me.
I want to see if she reads this post lol
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Post #8 10/5/12 6:47:29PM
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Adrenaline
Belt Contender
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Posted by 187
10 million??
shit, have my dick..
I'll give you ten bucks for it. 
On topic, I feel horrible for the guy. No amount of money can fix that. I can't even imagine.
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Post #9 10/6/12 7:27:05AM
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KungFuMaster
Heavyweight Champ
Career record: 244-207
Season: 0-0 (#-)
Location: Central California
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I rather be this guy and have a bionic pecker. He doesn't know how lucky he is.
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Post #10 10/8/12 4:40:59PM
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