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jgordon85

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when went to high school i worked at at grocery store. you really need to check the experation date of your milk, bread, and check your eggs. more than half the time the trucks would come late and eggs would break in the cartons on the way. also it is better to just bag your stuff. the baggers do not care about your food. oh yeah by the way most stop and shop that sell electronics do not have a security system for them.

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Post #16   12/25/07 9:04:25PM   

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Do you hate a store that sells lottery tickets? Heres what you do:

Go in and ask the clerk for a ticket with 20 plays and 20 draws. Make sure you're holding a $20 bill when you say this. While it sounds like it'll be a $20 lottery ticket, it will actually print out 4 $100 lottery tickets that are non-refundable. Exclaim that you don't have $400 and leave. You just cost that store $400!

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Post #17   12/26/07 12:03:13AM   

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Posted by Svartorm

Do you hate a store that sells lottery tickets? Heres what you do:

Go in and ask the clerk for a ticket with 20 plays and 20 draws. Make sure you're holding a $20 bill when you say this. While it sounds like it'll be a $20 lottery ticket, it will actually print out 4 $100 lottery tickets that are non-refundable. Exclaim that you don't have $400 and leave. You just cost that store $400!



Dude thats the greatest thing I ever heard. Gas stations of Middletown, beware the new found wrath of Djbb.

Post #18   12/26/07 9:19:04AM   
 
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