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This show answers every question I've ever thought about. I never knew you could get drunk by pouring alcohol up your ass, or that you can't get busted for hiring a prostitute if you ask her to do some nude modelling photos. Not that I'd pour liquor up my ass or hire a prostitute, but thats some worthy knowledge.

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Post #1   10/19/07 4:14:13AM   

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well a lot of it is pretty dumb stuff. Like testing what a breast implant can take in terms of force: it concluded that a fat guy couldnt squash it but a .45 bullet could own it.

Post #2   10/19/07 7:38:48AM   

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Getting drunk from putting alcohol up your ass is basic biology, the main function of the colon is to osmose water back out of the crap so the body retains more water, of course it will absorb alcohol too.

Post #3   10/19/07 8:15:07AM   

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I was surprised to learn that a samurai sword is stronger than a bullet. That was pretty cool!

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Getting drunk from putting alcohol up your ass is basic biology, the main function of the colon is to osmose water back out of the crap so the body retains more water, of course it will absorb alcohol too.


Yeah apparently there was a family who was stranded on a island. The water was to brackish to drink so they got fluids from giving themselves enemas gross but apparently true.

Post #5   10/19/07 2:48:28PM   

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At least i ain't scared to get arrested for picking up a hooker

Post #6   10/20/07 5:42:10PM   

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i lmao at the dump of death hahah

Post #7   10/20/07 6:44:45PM   

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yea crazy shit about how you can take off handcuffs, and about putting alcohol up ur ass they did that in jackass 2...some funny shit

Post #8   10/20/07 11:29:14PM   

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You guys actually thought about this stuff before the show?

Post #9   10/21/07 1:23:58AM   

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lol what about the flame thrower car?

Post #10   10/21/07 1:36:52AM