Coming next spring starring WWE giant Paul Wight, aka WEEEEEELLLLLLLL, Well It's The Big Show!
http://corporate.wwe.com/news/2009/11_02_09.jsp 
Now before you start thinking about how bad/ridiculous/funny this could turn out, bear in mind that Wight, should he ever really try MMA, is right up there with Hong-Man Choi. Wight is billed as 7', 485 pounds. Which would make for the ultimate freak show fight.