Worst Song Names of All Time!

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FedorIsTheBest
4/6/07 12:33:46AM
"It's hard to say I love you when you're sitting on my face!" is the name of a song by a relatively unknown band called KP.

What are the funniest song titles you guys ever heard of?
hcazlekker
4/6/07 1:56:04PM
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang
Mastodon2
4/6/07 3:52:32PM
If you think these are bad, look up Anal C*nt.
hathcock32
4/6/07 8:59:54PM

Posted by hcazlekker

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang



The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!
hippysmacker
4/7/07 4:53:09AM

Underoath- " I've got 10 friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack"

Blues traveler- " the poignant and epic saga of featherhead and lucky jack"

Beck- " satan gave me a taco"

suicidal tendencies- " how will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today" and
" two wrongs don't make a right, but they make me fella whole lot better" and " discos out, murders in" and last but not least" gotta kill captain stupid"

Megadeth- " killing is my business and business is good"

AC/DC- "I wanna a mistress for christmas"

Subhumans- " Micky mouse is dead"

Sex pistols- " who killed bambi"
Manfred
4/7/07 5:40:24AM

Posted by hathcock32


Posted by hcazlekker

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang



The Bloodhound gangs are the shit!!



"A Lapdance is so Much Better when the Stripper is Crying"
deadcore
4/7/07 12:48:39PM
Stormtroopers of Death had a few: Speak English or Die; Kill Yourself; Pre-menstral Princess Blues
disorderlyvision
4/7/07 1:06:30PM
"just because you had your arms and legs surgically lengthened doesn't make you a sell out midget"- mod flanders conspiracy

"the big pun ain't dead cause i just saw him at the crispy creame"- the tony danza tap dance extravaganza


"retarded chicks don't care if i have aids"- sewage sammich
crimethinc
4/8/07 9:52:03AM
Gwar- "Pre-Skool Prostitute"

And wasn't that Crash Test Dummies song just called "mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm"
hood
4/8/07 6:22:17PM
I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"
Mastodon2
4/8/07 7:02:18PM

Posted by hood

I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"



Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.

"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!
disorderlyvision
4/17/07 1:53:53AM

Posted by Mastodon2


Posted by hood

I believe the death metal band Cannibal Corpse takes the cake in this category.

Here's the tracklisting from their 1992 release, "Tomb of the Mutiliated":

1 Hammer Smashed Face
2 I Cum Blood
3 Addicted to Vaginal Skin
4 Split Wide Open
5 Necropedophile
6 The Cryptic Stench
7 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****
8 Post Mortal Ejaculation
9 Beyond the Cemetery



The most hilarious of these was Necropedophile. The chorus went:

"Your dead child I defile,
Necropedophile!"



Though it embarresses me to say this, I used to listen to Cannibal Corpse and still own that album. Total shock value, like the rest of Death metal, they lack and musical substance.

"Your son killed himself because you suck" by Anal C*nt

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!



cannibal corpse still slams!
Svartorm
4/17/07 2:35:36AM

Posted by Mastodon2

Totally tasteless song about Eric Clapton. Sucks for those assholes that Clapton has more talent than all of them put together!



AC is a local band, and its a rite of passage for punk bands that you have to beat the shit out of them at some point. I have a friend who smashed Seth Putnam in the face with a plastic WWF guitar and knocked him unconcious. Good times.
Mastodon2
4/17/07 7:35:12AM
Seth is a massive douche, writing songs like "Extreme Noise terror are scared of us" and that kind thing, he is embaressing, and by the looks of things just an overweight rocker who is about to have a heart attack whenever you see him.
cowcatcher
4/17/07 11:40:44AM
my balls, your chin by snot and pink eye on my leg and help me scrape the mucous off my brain by ween
hook_tothe_body
4/17/07 8:57:50PM
"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" - Panic at the Disco.

Shitty band name, shitty song title, shitty band.

I hate bands like this. I hate most popular bands, they all sound the same! They're all selling out and doing whatever the record label tells them to do to make as much money as they can!
disorderlyvision
4/17/07 9:39:23PM
i just got hit in the mouth for sticking my nose in other peoples buisness- boysnightout
JunCTion
4/17/07 10:59:48PM

Posted by deadcore

Stormtroopers of Death had a few: Speak English or Die; Kill Yourself; Pre-menstral Princess Blues



cool. i havent herd them mentioned since high school
loller90278
4/18/07 11:38:44PM
hehe, i'll nominate the album "THE SEXORCIST" by NECRO.

1. Who's Ya Daddy?
2. Pussy Is My Weakness - (with Lamar Antwon Robinson)
3. Whore - (featuring Joey Silvera)
4. Edge Play - (featuring Ill Bill/Mr. Hyde/Mitch Matlock/Katja Kassin)
5. Suckadelic - (featuring Jenny/Van Houten)
6. Ron Jeremy Skit
7. You Bitches Love To Get ****** In The Ass8 - (featuring Avy Lee Roth)
8. Piss
9. Katsumi Skit
10. Out The Rocket - (with Maya)
11. Brittany Andrews Skit
12. She's Got A Great Ass - (featuring Ill Bill/Jerry Butler)
13. I Wanna **** - (featuring Jenny Krenwinkle/The Other Manson Whores/Eve Lawrence)
14. Van Styles Skit
15. We **** Virgins - (featuring Sabac/Lamar Antwon Robinson)
16. Horny Honeys - (featuring Goretex/Debbie Mercado)
17. Ron Jeremy Vs. Jerry Butler Skit
18. I Remain Stiff - (featuring Manson Whore/Nick Nasty)
19. Sexpert, The - (featuring Alexis Malone)
20. I Degrade You - (with Ill Bill)
21. Vaginal Secretions
22. Ron & Jerry Outro
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