Just for fun, what would be the worst
martial art to step into the MMA cage with?
My nominee is Krav Maga.
In the real world: "Contact combat" in Hebrew, Krav Maga is an Israeli combat form whose principles include using anything as a weapon and hitting your opponent in vital areas in order to physically incapacitate him as quickly as possible.
In MMA: In the initial clinch with his opponent, the IDF Paratrooper is disqualified by the referee after a deliberate knee to the groin, eye-poke, and elbow strike to the throat. When the referee attempts to intercede, the Krav Maga practitioner throws his gasping opponent into him, knocking both men to the floor. Mayhem erupts as the corner crews of both fighters rush into the cage. Two people are choked out with towels, and another has to have a rubber mouthpiece surgically removed from his ear. The Krav Maga fighter later has his license revoked, his opponent and referee both file civil charges after being released from the hospital, and footage of the melee gets 19,000,000 hits on YouTube.