The word on Joe Lauzon vs Karo at UFC78

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szucconi
8/13/07 4:11:07PM
There have been rumors flying around about my next fight, and who it will be against. I posted in a Tito Ortiz chat room that I would be fighting Karo Parisyan, and the rumors made it over to MMA.tv and other major MMA websites. Everyone has been asking about it... from kids running up to the me in a movie theatre to guys asking my trainers at their jobs. I couldn't comment on it until now.

HERE
hardhitta513
8/13/07 4:16:49PM
i like joe man i don no if he can win but karo needs his a** kicked for thinkin he the S**t hopefully joe can pull it off...
szucconi
8/13/07 4:22:00PM

Posted by hardhitta513

i like joe man i don no if he can win but karo needs his a** kicked for thinkin he the S**t hopefully joe can pull it off...



I think it is clear that you did not read the article.
silverbullet
8/13/07 4:28:02PM
I am not sure if pranks should be posted in the official "news" forum
ultimatefighter33
8/13/07 4:28:56PM
this will be a crazy fight joe ko d pulver so im gonna go out on a limb here and pick joe to ko karo in 3
ocho-cinco
8/13/07 4:29:14PM
Ok I'm really confused. Is this for real? The first half kinda does sound real, but whats all that easter bunny ref, and the kool aid guy in his corner shit. It doesn't sound legit to me. It's hard to imagine even without thoes quotes. I'll believe this when I see it.
Twenty20Dollars
8/13/07 4:30:04PM
no its not real.
NME
8/13/07 4:38:36PM

Posted by szucconi

There have been rumors flying around about my next fight, and who it will be against. I posted in a Tito Ortiz chat room that I would be fighting Karo Parisyan, and the rumors made it over to MMA.tv and other major MMA websites. Everyone has been asking about it... from kids running up to the me in a movie theatre to guys asking my trainers at their jobs. I couldn't comment on it until now.

HERE



No prostitute for you!
szucconi
8/13/07 4:40:03PM
I posted this as official confirmation that this fight is NOT going to happen. It is a joke. Joe would be more likely to drop down and fight a 145.
szucconi
8/13/07 4:42:29PM

Posted by NME


Posted by szucconi

There have been rumors flying around about my next fight, and who it will be against. I posted in a Tito Ortiz chat room that I would be fighting Karo Parisyan, and the rumors made it over to MMA.tv and other major MMA websites. Everyone has been asking about it... from kids running up to the me in a movie theatre to guys asking my trainers at their jobs. I couldn't comment on it until now.

HERE



No prostitute for you!



Who is going to do my taxes now?
peachfuzzz1305
8/13/07 5:13:06PM
KARON BY UD
silverbullet
8/13/07 5:23:34PM

Posted by szucconi

I posted this as official confirmation that this fight is NOT going to happen. It is a joke. Joe would be more likely to drop down and fight a 145.



you should clarify that in the original post
xphycorx
8/13/07 5:48:55PM
lauzon would get his ass kicked in the welterweight division. i'm happy this is fake and he isn't that stupid to step up a weight class.
chris_armour
8/13/07 6:36:37PM
Isn't it amazing how hard it is for some people to catch on to sarcasm?
DjoniBoy
8/13/07 7:11:56PM
hahahahah!!! jlau is gooold!
Tons33
8/13/07 7:18:32PM
i dont think jlau could make weight at 170
DangerMouse666
8/13/07 7:46:03PM
wonder if Santa will walk him out

GrandMaster313
8/13/07 8:19:18PM

Posted by hardhitta513

i like joe man i don no if he can win but karo needs his a** kicked for thinkin he the S**t hopefully joe can pull it off...



Karo is the shit first of all . second i am so sick of Dana not giving him a chance to put it all on the line and see what Karo is really about in a fight that matters. What is this fight going to proove.... nothing! again just like his last fights. I think he has AT LEAST prooved enough to fight some true competition. I'm not saying Lauzon is a bumb in fact i kinda like his style of fighting but c'mon! Karo is ranked 5th overall let him fight a match that will no doubt show he is ready for the title......cuz he already is!
loller90278
8/13/07 8:33:13PM
i finally get to use this in the right context!!

GrandMaster313
8/13/07 10:00:32PM
Please disregard the last post. As it was due to a drunk'n outburst started by those presently with me. Though I do also feel that Karo should be given a chance to fight a "high calibur" fighter for title contention!
ninesevensix
8/13/07 10:32:36PM
Awesome article lol
Meodread
8/13/07 11:01:16PM
This is a bad match i think, cause you kill a lot of Lauzon's momentum because theres no way he pulls this off
TOMMYAYO05
8/14/07 1:10:03AM
I dont know wtf that article was about BRO, im thinking it was a joke BRO,but BRO seriously if this were to happen Karo will take this BRO.
jay98107
8/14/07 2:18:47AM
The responses of people too lazy to read the article are 1000 X funnier than anything Lauzon wrote.
SpiderSilva
8/14/07 3:15:09AM
go Joe
jomatty
8/14/07 3:50:00AM
yeah when people are training him for ordering a t shirt you guys need to become at least a litttle suspicious.
elysianwing
8/14/07 6:07:29AM

Posted by jay98107

The responses of people too lazy to read the article are 1000 X funnier than anything Lauzon wrote.



Absolutely, but....seeing as how pretty much nothing he wrote was funny, its not doing justice to the responses of said lazy(and/or stupid) people.



Also...

For the record...Karo would judo-toss Joe all over the building by his dumbo-ears if (for whatever idiotic reason) they ever fought.


* before people sitting in Joe's lap start foaming at the mouth, that statement isn't meant as a slight against Joe(dumbo was/is loved by children everywhere and Joe is obviously a very talented fighter )

Karo would crush him though.
thepunisher
8/14/07 8:49:21AM
man if Joe is learning judo from Reggie i don't see how he could lose.
DaBeatdown
8/14/07 11:42:18AM
He's definately ******* with us
Manfred
8/14/07 12:34:36PM
THIS IS REAL!! Joe's on TAGG radio right now and he said he's really going to 170 and fighting Karo. and he's going to have Kool-aid man in his corner. and he's serious, I'm listening to him live.

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