1) Shaq vs. Ho Man Choi
---- Ho Man Choi via flying armbar
2) Jose Cansaco vs. Shaq
---- Shaq's too ******* big
3) Lesnars antics vs. Charles Krazy Horse Bennett"s antics
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4) Anderson Silva looks like E.T.
------ No
5) Bas Rutten liver kick vs. Angry girlfriend groin kick
------ I'll take the groin kick
6) MMA Live vs. Inside MMa
------ MMA Live
7) MMA event in Rome Colosseum
------ ******* sick
8) If/Will Gatorade get a piece of the UFC
------ Most Certainly
9) Lesnar catching Bob Sapp in a mounted gogopalata
------ Possible, big smirk
10) Sobral/Heath choke after bell vs. Hendo/Bisping punch after bell
------ The only bells going off during the Hendo punch were in Bispings head.
11) How long it would take Kimbo to submit Big Nog
------ Never.
12) Fedor vs. GSP at 200lbs (i know it will never happen but if it did)
------ Not as interesting as GSP vs Silva at 185
13 )Dan Hardy's hair vs. Aoki's pants
------ Don't mess with the pants.
14) Fighter with the worst nickname
------ Idk
15) Best beer to drink while watching an MMA event
------ Idk