Woman in cow suit arrested after urinating on porch

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10/1/08 11:27:16PM
A woman wearing a cow costume was arrested for disorderly conduct Tuesday.

Major Mark Hoffman, with Middletown, Ohio Police, said Michelle Allen threatened police and urinated on a neighbor’s front porch.

Police say Allen was arrested for causing traffic problems, chasing kids in her neighborhood and not complying with police when they told her to return home. The police report stated officials could smell alcohol on her breath and her words were slurred.

Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.

Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.

Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.
10/1/08 11:38:44PM
I heard about this on the radio today. I was dying laughing listening to the story and the picture only makes it better!!
10/2/08 12:46:39AM
sounds hot
10/2/08 1:00:49AM
haha "she challenged people to suck her udders!!!!" this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
10/2/08 9:58:03AM
What makes it funny for me is that I LIVE in Middletown OH!!!!!!!

I've heard all about this the past 2 days.
10/2/08 3:15:27PM
I just found myself a new hero!
10/2/08 6:58:27PM
Holy crap that is so funny I almost wet myself. Good thing I wasn't on a porch in a cow suit.

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