Whats cool about you???

i have a hot wife
i had dinner with harrison ford (he was a dick)
i'm a felon
i have a tattoo of tom selleck talking into a bannana like it's a telephone
i should have overdosed on lsd when i was 17 and am still not sure if this is purgatory
my 4 year old loves zombie movies
i caught and killed a bat with my bare hands
i smoked pot in church when i was young
i had sex and both me and my partner were covered in our own vomit
got a blowjob in the movie theater when i went to see dragonheart (went for the blowjob)
started a chant at ufc 87 (the only one i've seen live)
just ate some leftovers

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Posted by fonduktoe

i have a hot wife
i had dinner with harrison ford (he was a dick)
i'm a felon
i have a tattoo of tom selleck talking into a bannana like it's a telephone
i should have overdosed on lsd when i was 17 and am still not sure if this is purgatory
my 4 year old loves zombie movies
i caught and killed a bat with my bare hands
i smoked pot in church when i was young
i had sex and both me and my partner were covered in our own vomit
got a blowjob in the movie theater when i went to see dragonheart (went for the blowjob)
started a chant at ufc 87 (the only one i've seen live)
just ate some leftovers

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No offense but remind me never to meet you.

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Posted by Ben_Hutch

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Posted by fonduktoe

i have a hot wife
i had dinner with harrison ford (he was a dick)
i'm a felon
i have a tattoo of tom selleck talking into a bannana like it's a telephone
i should have overdosed on lsd when i was 17 and am still not sure if this is purgatory
my 4 year old loves zombie movies
i caught and killed a bat with my bare hands
i smoked pot in church when i was young
i had sex and both me and my partner were covered in our own vomit
got a blowjob in the movie theater when i went to see dragonheart (went for the blowjob)
started a chant at ufc 87 (the only one i've seen live)
just ate some leftovers

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No offense but remind me never to meet you.

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i second that

most of what he said was pretty lame and childish, almost like he was making it up, maybe he should have added, avid liar.

I am well trained in the art of fighting twenty children. If anyone need beginners pointers on this deadly art refer to this manual:

true combat sports

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Posted by Aether

I am well trained in the art of fighting twenty children. If anyone need beginners pointers on this deadly art refer to this manual:

true combat sports

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I also heard that humans have landed on the moon!

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Posted by Svartorm

If you motorboated her, I'd give you 10,000 props.

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i try to keep my raging perversions subtle, but i am due for a haircut so maybe ill have to give that a whirl. i can only hope that she is non violent after i do it though because shes the one holding the sharp object, and all ill be holding is a blunt one.

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Posted by Aether

I am well trained in the art of fighting twenty children. If anyone need beginners pointers on this deadly art refer to this manual:

true combat sports

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To much time on the internet

But that was funny, Tried to prop but you must have aready gotten alot for that post and link

Ben is still working at being cool but is still so far away..... I don't think you should try to claim the moon thing

haha no I didn't get any props for this post, you just propped me recently in another thread so you can't do it again for a while.

Im a great cook!

I can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like nobody's business!....plus I dont even get burned anymore

I Git-R-Done

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Posted by MikeyG

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Posted by Ben_Hutch

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Posted by fonduktoe

i have a hot wife
i had dinner with harrison ford (he was a dick)
i'm a felon
i have a tattoo of tom selleck talking into a bannana like it's a telephone
i should have overdosed on lsd when i was 17 and am still not sure if this is purgatory
my 4 year old loves zombie movies
i caught and killed a bat with my bare hands
i smoked pot in church when i was young
i had sex and both me and my partner were covered in our own vomit
got a blowjob in the movie theater when i went to see dragonheart (went for the blowjob)
started a chant at ufc 87 (the only one i've seen live)
just ate some leftovers

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No offense but remind me never to meet you.

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i second that

most of what he said was pretty lame and childish, almost like he was making it up, maybe he should have added, avid liar.

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Honestly, aside from the tattoo, none of that stuff sounds unbelievable to me. Its just a list of stories of living a full life. A life full of what, I'm not sure, but a full life just the same.

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Posted by Svartorm

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Posted by MikeyG

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Posted by Ben_Hutch

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Posted by fonduktoe

i have a hot wife
i had dinner with harrison ford (he was a dick)
i'm a felon
i have a tattoo of tom selleck talking into a bannana like it's a telephone
i should have overdosed on lsd when i was 17 and am still not sure if this is purgatory
my 4 year old loves zombie movies
i caught and killed a bat with my bare hands
i smoked pot in church when i was young
i had sex and both me and my partner were covered in our own vomit
got a blowjob in the movie theater when i went to see dragonheart (went for the blowjob)
started a chant at ufc 87 (the only one i've seen live)
just ate some leftovers

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No offense but remind me never to meet you.

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i second that

most of what he said was pretty lame and childish, almost like he was making it up, maybe he should have added, avid liar.

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Honestly, aside from the tattoo, none of that stuff sounds unbelievable to me. Its just a list of stories of living a full life. A life full of what, I'm not sure, but a full life just the same.

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the tattoo is as real as all the other stuff on the list
i've had plenty of misadventures that were either circumstantial or self-inflicted
there's waay weirder things i've experienced and if i wasn't trying to keep everything as one-liners i'd probably have ten times as many sheltered haters crying foul
life is short so squeeze it in