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Kracker_Jap
8/14/08 11:25:51PM
Not alot of fight action going on right now....

So it got me thinking whats Cool about you?

I'll start to show you how its done

My wife is hot not to mention she is 6 years younger than me

I benched 335 x 3 yesterday (I weighed 185lbs that day)

I'm Half Japanese (there for I am a Ninja)

Just bought new 08 Honda Odyssey with all the options

ACE certified personal trainer 10+ years

I have "The Machine" Tatoo'd on me

I listen to the Kotton Mouth Kings (but quit smokin pot years ago)

Have not missed a a single UFC since UFC 33.... But I have gone back and watched all the Ufc's and Prides since getting my addiction

My Junk comes equipped with a 6 gauge ring



So now you try whats cool about you??
misses1112
8/14/08 11:27:02PM
i'm drunk

emfleek
8/14/08 11:29:02PM
I'm so cool, I can buy the cheap peanut butter and my dog will still like me.
grappler0000
8/14/08 11:34:42PM

Posted by misses1112

i'm drunk




Me three.
misses1112
8/14/08 11:36:26PM

Posted by grappler0000


Posted by misses1112

i'm drunk




Me three.



paZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hotrodttt
8/14/08 11:47:44PM
3 Time State Placer in High School Wrestling, going for my 4th this Year
I once Beat the Shit out of a Robber with a Pole
I have an 8 Pack
I can't lift 335 but I can put 315 up 1 Time
I've had 5 Amature Fights and Won 3 via Guillotine and 2 via Head Kick Left Hook Combos
I have the Worst Temper in the World
My Teammates Named a Wrestling move after me as I Slammed a Kid on his Neck

Just a Few things
Bowen50
8/15/08 12:10:19AM
i've been to 4 UFC's (UFC 61, 73, 78, 87)
i practice BJJ and Muay Thai
i'm 280 pounds and can pull rubber guard
i'm starting college in a week and a half
D0wnUnd6e6r
8/15/08 12:30:05AM
My '76 El Camino
The_Ho_Bag
8/15/08 12:41:31AM
i train fighters at 17 =)11-1
i have rubbers arms i can wrap my arms around my waist from behind my back and grab the hands together
i have never had a black eye or broken my schnooz i call a nose even though im always getting hit in my face
jiujitsufreak74
8/15/08 1:43:08AM
-i am currently #1 in my high school class going into my senior year

-i placed in the top 7th percentile of the nation for my SAT's on my first try

-i received college credit for all 5 of the AP tests i took...3 of them being the highest possible score you can get (i am taking 4 more next year)

-i studied JJ since i was around 8 and came up with my own form of a modified guillotine

-i was ranked #7 in the world at the game Battle for Middle Earth 2 which had over 1 million players

-i had to climb out of a 4th story window in Greece after the handle on my bathroom door broke and i was locked in (it was a metal door...wasn't gonna budge)

-i can speak Spanish

loller90278
8/15/08 2:51:36AM
nothing cool about me but i do have a 9 inch wang.

murphy_16
8/15/08 3:05:18AM
my gf is hot
made every sport for my school
was named athlete of the year
mvp for soccer
mvp for volleyball
sparred with randy couture and mark hominick
was ranked 4th in canada for fifa 06
im not asian
ufcboss
8/15/08 4:26:16AM
- I own my house (With help from my sweety)

- I have 2 dogs, 2 cats, 8 or 9 budgies, 1 turtle, 1 frog and 'Had' 20 or so rabbits. RIP, They where tasty!

- I can kill/clean animals for eating (Mainly Pigs/Sheep) Cows soon!

- I play Xbox not PS3

- A proud Member of the MMA ARMY

- I aint no minute man!

- I have GSP's affliction shirt

- Shared a joint with Cypruss Hill at a concert


Thats it of the top of my head! Damn im cool!!
Aaronno9
8/15/08 7:09:44AM
My life is just awesome, im pretty much just living the life of riley, coasting my way through uni, not having to get a job, awesome girlfriend, awesome friends. As far as acheivments go i won the regional 100 meters competition twice and have a pb of 11 seconds flat. I dont even know if thats good anymore but it was good at the time. I can shoot 3's at will to which is my favourite thing to do at the moment.
Pookie
8/15/08 7:28:26AM
- I enjoy Sunsets and long walks on the beach
- I almost had sex with a midget once but couldnt go through with it.
- Im half Cherokee indian
- I have had sex with more women than is reasonable or safe.
- My car has Hydrolics
- I am the greatest older brother in the world, and i have a plaque from my sister to prove it.
- I study Philosophy (Taoism, Islam, Christianity, and Buddhism particularly).
- My power level is over 9000
- I am going to become a photographer
- I have won various tekken 5 tournaments throughout the bay area and vegas while in high school.
- I have been treated out to dinner by women more than i have had to pay.

and lastly I have my own property on Bj penn's nuts.
juanez13
8/15/08 9:27:26AM

-> I enjoy surfing, and I'm pretty good.
->Have had 3 A. kickboxing fight, won all 3 (2TKO, 1 dec)
-> 4 A. boxing fights, went 3-1 (lost a decision)
-> My girlfriend lives with me.
-> I take a vacation to Europe once a year with Friends (Most of the time throughout 3 or 4 countries)
-> I speak Spanish, and some Italian (understand over 95% of it, speaking/writing is the where I have trouble the most)
-> Second year of College, I work but my parents pay the majority.
-> I use a computer at work, which I can access mma playground on.
-> Proud member of the best camp on the playground, the MMA Army!


emfleek
8/15/08 9:39:54AM
- I have a wiener dog named Newman and a Bassett Hound Mix named Hank.

- I own my house.

- I can play some mean Belly Congas.

- I was the 6th grade Academic Team State Champion in Mathematics and English Composition way back in the day.

- I've been to over 200+ national concerts.

- The city I live in has one of the best local music scenes in the US. This is fact, not opinion.

- Two buddies and I run a promoting company here in Fort Wayne. It's a national company, but it's recently started to branch out to the rest of the US. Hillgrass Bluebilly FTW was the first expansion chapter. Google Hillgrass Bluebilly to find out more.

- I'm a lot cooler than you may think after reading some of the stuff I'm posting on this thread.

- I've always wanted a pet midget.
Kracker_Jap
8/15/08 10:33:30AM

Posted by Pookie


- I almost had sex with a midget once but couldnt go through with it.
.



Smash Guts??? You should have done it what chance of a life time
Rush
8/15/08 11:20:06AM
I don't consider myself cool.
emfleek
8/15/08 11:26:40AM

Posted by Rush

I don't consider myself cool.



I don't, either.

Mattchoo
8/15/08 12:10:16PM
Im reasonably cool id say... haha.

- Love my kickboxing

- Have lost only two fights in the past two years
(the bouts are usualy tournement style, and i compete regularly, so thats a lot of wins )

- Lost in the quarter finals of the the W.A.K.O kickboxing world cup recently
(top eight finish)

- Doing the W.A.K.O british full contact in Febuary and im gonna win!

- My friends and family are quite possibly better than yours

- Same goes for my girlfriend

- I never seem to be bored for some odd reason

- And winding people up is great fun and Im reasonably good at that too



Maybe if i tried hard enough, my head would come out of itself going up my ass enough...
breakdown5
8/15/08 12:37:33PM
-I've been to hundreds of hardcore shows and smashed faces in across the state.

-I've got a BA in Political Theory, minor in Philosophy (try getting a job with that)

-read just about everything from Nietzsche, Rousseau, and Hunter S. Thompson

-finally conceptualized my next tattoo and it will rule.
iwannabesedated
8/15/08 12:59:16PM
Everything.
SpiderSilva
8/15/08 2:27:30PM
I run a 4.8 40

I beat a current Denver Bronco(Erik Pears) in wrestling I was 189 moved up to HW and won

hold my high scholl record for most sacks in a season 17

I have 3 daughters 0 sons

I have a 12" weeiner............................................................. dog puppy

I live in the best state in the USA Colorado

Also read below to find out the best things about me
ncordless
8/15/08 2:45:13PM
I made it to the state wrestling tournament in Iowa my senior year.

I was the smallest offensive lineman on the all district team in football.

I have held a leading role in several plays and musicals... including the dentist in "Little Shop of Horrors"

I play jazz. I have been all over the world playing gigs, from Istanbul to Tokyo.

I made a living for a while selling radio jingles to businesses.


I train BJJ

I have been studying to be a music teacher, but am now refocusing to go into law. I took the LSAT and scored a 173.

I have owned 14 cars, all if which I have ran into the ground except my current car... a Subaru!

My wife is a 36-24-36

dannyfrank
8/15/08 4:38:32PM
i dont know about cool...

but im so hardcore i wipe my ass with a cheese grater
gsquat
8/15/08 5:41:48PM

Posted by dannyfrank

i dont know about cool...

but im so hardcore i wipe my ass with a cheese grater



I was considering not even posting after reading KJap's exceptional gloating. You'll have to teach me your ways.

Then pookie hit me with the power level of 9000 and I nearly lost my mind. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

However... I'm pretty awesome.

-I've had two opportunities to kill Bruce Willis. (I obviously didn't... or did I?)

-I've hung out with limp bizkit (that might actually make me uncool)

-I can run faster than bees can fly

-I can run faster than sasquatch (I'd have to)

-I drive a Volkswagen

-I'm only hairy in necesarry places

-I can fart over 50 times in one minute

-My elbow bends both ways (can't armbar me )

-I once passed out while clipping my fingernail, fell flat on my face, and didn't break my nose.

-My poop story link

-I pooped only once in two weeks time when I was 12

-My genitals glow in the dark... K, I lied about that one. I can dream can't I?

Now for the gloating...

-My wife is hotter than your wife/gf

-My physique is better than yours

-My kids are better looking than yours

-My friends are smarter than yours

-I've never lost a grappling match

How'd I do KJap?
hotrodttt
8/15/08 6:16:33PM

Posted by gsquat


Posted by dannyfrank

i dont know about cool...

but im so hardcore i wipe my ass with a cheese grater



I was considering not even posting after reading KJap's exceptional gloating. You'll have to teach me your ways.

Then pookie hit me with the power level of 9000 and I nearly lost my mind. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

However... I'm pretty awesome.

-I've had two opportunities to kill Bruce Willis. (I obviously didn't... or did I?)

-I've hung out with limp bizkit (that might actually make me uncool)

-I can run faster than bees can fly

-I can run faster than sasquatch (I'd have to)

-I drive a Volkswagen

-I'm only hairy in necesarry places

-I can fart over 50 times in one minute

-My elbow bends both ways (can't armbar me )

-I once passed out while clipping my fingernail, fell flat on my face, and didn't break my nose.

-My poop story link

-I pooped only once in two weeks time when I was 12

-My genitals glow in the dark... K, I lied about that one. I can dream can't I?

Now for the gloating...

-My wife is hotter than your wife/gf

-My physique is better than yours

-My kids are better looking than yours

-My friends are smarter than yours

-I've never lost a grappling match

How'd I do KJap?



I don't think anybody's Physique is Better than Mine
Kracker_Jap
8/15/08 6:20:46PM

Posted by hotrodttt


Posted by gsquat


Posted by dannyfrank

i dont know about cool...

but im so hardcore i wipe my ass with a cheese grater



I was considering not even posting after reading KJap's exceptional gloating. You'll have to teach me your ways.

Then pookie hit me with the power level of 9000 and I nearly lost my mind. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

However... I'm pretty awesome.

-I've had two opportunities to kill Bruce Willis. (I obviously didn't... or did I?)

-I've hung out with limp bizkit (that might actually make me uncool)

-I can run faster than bees can fly

-I can run faster than sasquatch (I'd have to)

-I drive a Volkswagen

-I'm only hairy in necesarry places

-I can fart over 50 times in one minute

-My elbow bends both ways (can't armbar me )

-I once passed out while clipping my fingernail, fell flat on my face, and didn't break my nose.

-My poop story link

-I pooped only once in two weeks time when I was 12

-My genitals glow in the dark... K, I lied about that one. I can dream can't I?

Now for the gloating...

-My wife is hotter than your wife/gf

-My physique is better than yours

-My kids are better looking than yours

-My friends are smarter than yours

-I've never lost a grappling match

How'd I do KJap?



I don't think anybody's Physique is Better than Mine



Nope your wrong.... Mine is best
Ben_Hutch
8/15/08 6:29:00PM

Posted by Kracker_Jap

Not alot of fight action going on right now....

So it got me thinking whats Cool about you?

I'll start to show you how its done

My wife is hot not to mention she is 6 years younger than me

I benched 335 x 3 yesterday (I weighed 185lbs that day)

I'm Half Japanese (there for I am a Ninja)

Just bought new 08 Honda Odyssey with all the options

ACE certified personal trainer 10+ years

I have "The Machine" Tatoo'd on me

I listen to the Kotton Mouth Kings (but quit smokin pot years ago)

Have not missed a a single UFC since UFC 33.... But I have gone back and watched all the Ufc's and Prides since getting my addiction

My Junk comes equipped with a 6 gauge ring



So now you try whats cool about you??



I'll tell you what's cool about me.....

I'm not a show-off.
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