30 Ways You Know You Are A Die Hard MMA Fan

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MMAcca
4/17/09 6:11:32PM
1. You've stayed up all night to watch a Pride FC or DREAM event that started at 2 am.

2. You get pissed of when you can't hear the UFC event at the bar.

3. Your 5 favorite sports teams are Jackson Submission Fighting, Team Quest, Xtreme Couture, American Top Team and Chute Boxe.

4. You cringe when someone refers to MMA as "ultimate fighting".

5. You won't wear TapouT or Affliction shirts because of all the tools who wear them.

6. You used to rent UFC VHS tapes 10-15 years ago.

7. You remember the old UFC video games and how bad they were.

8. The mention of "Art Jimmerson" makes you burst out in laughter.

9. Your cable bill is always unreasonably high.

10. You think Dana White is an asshole, but love him.

11. You quote MMA betting odds.

12. You've tried Gordon Biersch, Mickey's and XYIENCE energy drinks.

13. You read Bloody Elbow, MMA Junkie, MMA Mania, Sherdog, Fightlinker, Cage Potato, Five Ounces Of Pain and MMA Weekly every day.

14. You like Max Kellerman because he is the only boxing guy who respects MMA.

15. You put your friends/girlfriend/family members in submissions.

16. 1/2 of your wardrobe was bought from MMA Warehouse.

17. You know Cro Cop's last name.

18. You constantly have to explain who Shinya Aoki and "King Mo" are.

19. You are glad Kimbo is gone.

20. You know that Fedor Emelianenko and Anderson Silva can beat up anyone on Earth.

21. You are constantly defending Joe Rogan.

22. You immediatelty don't like NFL, WWE or any other imports into MMA until they prove themselves.

23. You hate post fight interviews.

24. WEC is the best part of your Wednesday night.

25. Annual New Year's Eve MMA events are more important than the superbowl.

26. You wish legitimate MMA websites would get credentialed by the UFC.

27. You respect Nate Quarry.

28. You remember the day Evan Tanner and Charles "Mask" Lewis died.

29. You get excited when MMA bloggers post their predictions for upcoming events.

30. You've typed "WAR ANDERSON SILVA" at least once in your life.

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breakdown5
4/17/09 6:41:13PM
These are all pretty much true. I think I might have a problem.....
LakieMan
4/17/09 7:20:48PM
I like NFL!!
mrsmiley
4/17/09 7:41:18PM
4. You cringe when someone refers to MMA as "ultimate fighting
5. You won't wear TapouT or Affliction shirts because of all the tools who wear them
. You used to rent UFC VHS tapes 10-15 years ago
. You remember the old UFC video games and how bad they were.

8. The mention of "Art Jimmerson" makes you burst out in laughter.

9. Your cable bill is always unreasonably high.

10. You think Dana White is an asshole, but love him.
15. You put your friends/girlfriend/family members in submissions
17. You know Cro Cop's last name
19. You are glad Kimbo is gone.
. Annual New Year's Eve MMA events are more important than the superbowl
You wish legitimate MMA websites would get credentialed by the UFC.
. You remember the day Evan Tanner and Charles "Mask" Lewis died



All those are me.
State_Champ
4/17/09 8:20:09PM
nice list!
SpiderSilva
4/17/09 9:16:23PM
WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!!!!!!!!!!
burialchamber
4/17/09 11:11:44PM
2. You get pissed of when you can't hear the UFC event at the bar.

This.
LakieMan
4/18/09 10:43:20AM

Posted by SpiderSilva

WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!!!!!!!!!!




WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!
mkiv9secsupra
4/18/09 11:00:26AM

Posted by LakieMan


Posted by SpiderSilva

WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!!!!!!!!!!




WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!



WAR USED TAMPON SANDWHICHs.........



I mean WAR ANDERSON SILVA
MMAcca
4/18/09 11:20:04AM

Posted by mkiv9secsupra


Posted by LakieMan


Posted by SpiderSilva

WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!!!!!!!!!!




WAR ANDERSON SILVA!!



WAR USED TAMPON SANDWHICHs.........



I mean WAR ANDERSON SILVA



With Ketchup ?
Mayhem13
4/18/09 12:05:01PM
Nice list! I agree with pretty much all of it..haha.

But I do sort of like post fight interviews, although it takes away time from potential undercard fights I would rather see.

And I think #5 is more of a keyboard warrior then a die hard fan...I think the die hards would sport TapouT as it was the OG of mma merch, and most die hard fans came up on it..and saw it grow

And you could add this one, true story:

If you watched a PPV event, on your wedding night. (Guilty!)
Jackelope
4/18/09 12:26:56PM
Literally every single one of those is true for me except 12, 16, and 23.

I have a major problem. I will admit, though.. I'm starting to come around on TapouT. I hate the douchebags who sport their clothes, but with Mask dying it has really made me aware of how much they've done for the sport. God, I just wish all these douchebags wouldn't wear their **** Thank god for Warrior Wear
Pookie
4/18/09 12:34:49PM

Posted by Jackelope

Literally every single one of those is true for me except 12, 16, and 23.

I have a major problem. I will admit, though.. I'm starting to come around on TapouT. I hate the douchebags who sport their clothes, but with Mask dying it has really made me aware of how much they've done for the sport. God, I just wish all these douchebags wouldn't wear their **** Thank god for Warrior Wear



yup 12 16 & 23 are my only exceptions as well.

I was crushed emotionally when i saw Aoki get obliterated by sakurai at about 6 am in the morning.
State_Champ
4/18/09 3:21:28PM
who cares if other people are wearing the same brand as you?

But other than that, the list is awesome.
roadking95th
4/21/09 1:44:10AM
I also disagree with 12, 16, and 23 to different extents.

12 I totally disagree with.

16 because 1/2 seems to have come from Dan Henderson now. OK, not really, but all my MMA gear except my MMAPLAYGROUND shirt has!

23 as long as they have credentials prior to their WWE careers.

Also, I don't "wear TapouT or Affliction shirts because of all the tools who wear them." I don't because I might look like the tool! Not exactly the picture of badness.
mrsmiley
4/21/09 9:32:56AM
I don't wear too many MMA shirts.

I have two I wear,but I just can't come around to Affliction (too expensive too many posers wearing it) and Tapout ( Posers wear it but it is cheaper).

The thing that gets me is a lot of these kids wearing these shirts will be mocking them in a few years when MMA will decline a little.


Aaronyman
4/21/09 7:49:39PM
I know I'm hardcore because when I have sex with girls I have to restrain myself from putting the hooks in and giving her a rear naked choke.
FedortoAll
4/21/09 7:53:02PM
Yes, but do you think about passing her guard when you're on top? LOL
roadking95th
4/21/09 11:01:15PM

Posted by FedortoAll

Yes, but do you think about passing her guard when you're on top? LOL



Why yes, I pass to full mount to finish
Pookie
4/21/09 11:52:54PM

Posted by roadking95th


Posted by FedortoAll

Yes, but do you think about passing her guard when you're on top? LOL



Why yes, I pass to full mount to finish



AND ITS ALL OVER!!!!

edit - her hair
Jackelope
4/21/09 11:55:25PM

Posted by Pookie


Posted by roadking95th


Posted by FedortoAll

Yes, but do you think about passing her guard when you're on top? LOL



Why yes, I pass to full mount to finish



AND ITS ALL OVER!!!!



That is one of the most underutilized techniques in all of sex!
The_Ho_Bag
4/22/09 9:46:30PM
i cant lie i wear tapout and affliction =) affliction is nice

only affliction i wear is the angels and demons series
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