War Machine Now Doing Porn,Signed With DigitalPlayground

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RhythmAndStyle
10/31/09 4:33:55PM
Well, this new development is appropriately terrifying for Halloween. War Machine, the fighter formally known as Jon Koppenhaver, has decided to do away with any lingering shreds of dignity that might have been clinging to him without his knowledge, and has officially become a porn star. The video above shows him receiving his first ass waxing to make his butt camera-ready, and while it probably wasn't necessary for him to post that to YouTube he did perform a public service by letting all the kids out there know that life as a porn star isn't all glamour and lube. There's actually some unsavory elements to it. Who knew?

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bjj1605
10/31/09 5:29:01PM
Just a quick rule clarification... Does insulting war machine count as fighter bashing?
kopower
10/31/09 5:58:19PM
The article didn't clarify if he was doing straight or gay porn
First person getting the goods is named Riley
postman
10/31/09 6:34:48PM
Digital Playground is a solid company
IriShame
10/31/09 6:37:50PM

Posted by bjj1605

Just a quick rule clarification... Does insulting war machine count as fighter bashing?



Seriously, I think we should get a pass on this one. Mods, what do you think?
Aether
10/31/09 6:43:08PM
I'm also available for porn shoots, digital playground.
mrsmiley
10/31/09 7:09:22PM

Posted by bjj1605

Just a quick rule clarification... Does insulting war machine count as fighter bashing?




PROPS!
jgtribbett
10/31/09 8:41:51PM
i should have know war machine wasn't just a name for mma
RearNakedJoke
10/31/09 10:41:07PM
so now hes beating up women?
prozacnation1978
10/31/09 11:50:32PM
i am jealous wish i was in porn
they don't even have to pay me
kopower
11/1/09 1:07:54AM
Let the sexual innuendos begin! Submission due to anaconda choke anyone? Let's hope for his sake
Aaronno9
11/1/09 1:11:33AM

Posted by kopower

Let the sexual innuendos begin! Submission due to anaconda choke anyone? Let's hope for his sake




"Id let her put me in a triangle!"

Sex joke five!
MMAcca
11/1/09 2:33:31AM
The video has been removed. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
AnDeRsonDaSiLvA
11/1/09 11:52:39AM
You actually wanted to see his butt getting waxed ?

What will this guys porn name be? Whore machine? Porn machine? F**K machine? Countless possibilities , this dude is a character to say the least .
BigBadAl
11/1/09 2:44:10PM

Posted by AnDeRsonDaSiLvA

You actually wanted to see his butt getting waxed ?

What will this guys porn name be? Whore machine? Porn machine? F**K machine? Countless possibilities , this dude is a character to say the least .



Or He could revert back to his real name, John Cockbehaviour.
Pskinner_mma314
11/1/09 3:36:56PM

Posted by BigBadAl


Posted by AnDeRsonDaSiLvA

You actually wanted to see his butt getting waxed ?

What will this guys porn name be? Whore machine? Porn machine? F**K machine? Countless possibilities , this dude is a character to say the least .



Or He could revert back to his real name, John Cockbehaviour.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Jackelope
11/3/09 3:37:20PM
At this point I really don't have a problem with people making fun of War Machine, FYI. I'm not the final authority on that matter, though. So I can only speak for myself.

As to the thread itself, I can't help but asking this question-

Assuming it is War Machine banging some chick named Riley, if you want to see it does that make you-

A) Super gay

or

B) Wayyyy too big of an MMA fan

??
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