What would your UFC nickname be??

My ufc nickname would be "THE BULL" and i would have horn tattoed on my forearm. and every time i came out i would raise my arms above my head to make it look like i had horns on my head.

What would yours be?

"Choke Out"

Good topic!

I would have to say that mine would be "Mosh" which would be representative of my love for metal mosh pits.

The Plague... Or the Brick...

Or i got a buddy that always says, "My nickname would be: 'I don't care about the championship, I just wanna hurt people'... A little lenghthy I know, but it really rolls off the tongue...

And in the blue corner... Joe "I don't care about the championship, I just want to hurt people" Thoooomasssss!!!!!

"the redheaded stepchild"

Joseph Bochenek already has the best name ever, but "Shifty" wouldn't be bad

Wow, 0-10...he really represented his name well didn't he?

The Boston Strangler.

couch muscles..lol. its an inside story.

Mine would have to be The Storm. Raining Elbows, and thunder loud shots to the gut!

My former team mates came up with "Princess" for me because I did my hair in the locker rooms after training a few times.
I was doing my hair those times because I had dates after training and first time dinners with girls parents and stuff but my training partners never listened though.

I'd keep it if I ever get into the octagon though. We need more funny nicknames in MMA.
Nick "the Goat" Thompson for example kicks ass.

i supose mine would be shinobi for my love of ninjas , or firefly. firefly is a song by breaking benjamin i like, one of the lines is die to win, born to lose, so its kind of like an inspirational thing telling me to go for broke and do what it takes to win in training and the fight.

Tulkas

I gotta go with Cockknocker (Jay and silent bob strike back) and make sure I kick or knee my opponent in the Nads a couple of time, just not enogh to get disqualified.

In high school I get the knickname "Pistol". Said it was of my speed and power.
"Pistol Pete" - I like the ring it has to it.

I've never liked 99% of the nicknames in MMA. I think it is just cliché. Almost everone in their mother has one. It makes sense if you are the top and are well known, but.....

Given the choice I would not have a nickname. Even if I did 'get; one, I would not choose it for myself.

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Posted by Rush

I've never liked 99% of the nicknames in MMA. I think it is just cliché. Almost everone in their mother has one. It makes sense if you are the top and are well known, but.....

Given the choice I would not have a nickname. Even if I did 'get; one, I would not choose it for myself.

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dude, youre no fun

mine would be "A Few Hours After This"
(The Cure - Standing on the Beach, Staring at the Sea the Singles - the B side)

because i would lose every fight by 1st round KO and not know what happened until after i woke up at the hospital a few hours later after each fight

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Posted by JunCTion


dude, youre no fun

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Ouch

Since I'm getting called out here, I guess I need to put one in.

I don't know if this is used or not, but the only one I can think of is "The Professor" because I am doing my PhD, but I still think it's corny.

Would have to be " Closer" Because I close EVERYONE!!!!!

Mine would be...

"One and Done" cause I assume I would get KO'd before the first round ended every single time

Dangles

mine would be "the bullet" caus as soon as somebody punched me i'd be out off there like a shot

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Posted by Dadaman

Dangles

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dude im afraid to ask what that means

Alpha dog, goes with my name and I like the sound of it but I thinbk that you should be given a nickname by someone you respect.

The Funk

Saurus or Jigg.

The Proud Irishmen

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Posted by PeteD

In high school I get the knickname "Pistol". Said it was of my speed and power.
"Pistol Pete" - I like the ring it has to it.

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" Pistol" Pete Maravich already had that one. Sorry

As for me, I was thinking " HIppysmacker" . Got a nice ring to it.

Man I would have no idea really... Maybe something to compliment how white I am.... Like Powder... or Casper.... Glimer Man becasue of how the bright lights "glimmer" of my whiteness?? Not sure.

mine would be "Lights Out"....i know chris lyttle alredy has it but still